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Jeff Gerstmann is possibly the fattest gay person ever.

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#1  Edited By OptimumNinjas

After looking at some naked photographs of Jeff Gerstmann, I just realized how overly fat he is. He is FUCKIN huge and gay. Anyone else think so?

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flagged

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#3  Edited By mordukai

Flagged and hopefully banned. 

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#4  Edited By CenturionCajun

Seconded.

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#5  Edited By Black_Rose

You were looking at nude pictures of a man and you say HE is gay? 

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#6  Edited By Emandudeguyperson

Holy fucking shit.
 
Go die, flagged.
 
Edit: DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I FLAG!!

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Flagged first of all. Secondly... what of it?

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#8  Edited By Ineedaname

Where are these people coming from seriously?

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#9  Edited By mordukai
@Black_Rose said:
" You were looking at nude pictures of a man and you say HE is gay?  "
BAZINGA! 
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#10  Edited By sopranosfan

I can't flag.....I tried but it won't let me.

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#11  Edited By luce

BRILLIANCE!! my search is over!
 
 
also flagged

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Omg. . . .I'm gone for 3 days and this is what welcomes me 
flagged

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#13  Edited By Brunchies

Flagged, get off of this website!

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#14  Edited By handlas

he knows he has limited time left.  Mine as well go out with a bang...although this is more like a wimper :(

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#15  Edited By TheKidNixon

Hey everyone, I know you want to tell this dude off for spamming for no f'in reason, but best to flag and not comment. No reason to let this get any kind of bumps.

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#16  Edited By weltal

Nice. Guess he's not still trying to say he's not OptimumNinja. Worst attempt at a second profile ever.

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#17  Edited By Geno
@Black_Rose said:
" You were looking at nude pictures of a man and you say HE is gay?  "
LOL, this. 
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#18  Edited By deathstriker666

You fail at trolling 
Put some effort into it

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#19  Edited By Warfare
@Ineedaname said:
" Where are these people coming from seriously? "
Gamespot ?
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#20  Edited By ArbitraryWater

This is pretty hilarious. Flag.

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#21  Edited By CowMuffins

Get banned.

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#22  Edited By Yummylee

Hooly shit! Its that guy that noone cares about
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#23  Edited By beargirl1
@Black_Rose said:
" You were looking at nude pictures of a man and you say HE is gay?  "
lol, this.  
 
please die right now 
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#24  Edited By natetodamax
@TheKidNixon said:
" Hey everyone, I know you want to tell this dude off for spamming for no f'in reason, but best to flag and not comment. No reason to let this get any kind of bumps. "
This. It's interesting how these stupid threads get faster responses than anything on the site. Seriously people, just flag and leave. You're only making the problem worse by bumping the stupid thing.
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#25  Edited By Tiger_Got_Wood

Perfect example why you guys should cut me some slack. I mean really LOL

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#26  Edited By ZmillA

post count +1

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#27  Edited By zeforgotten
@natetodamax said:
" @TheKidNixon said:
" Hey everyone, I know you want to tell this dude off for spamming for no f'in reason, but best to flag and not comment. No reason to let this get any kind of bumps. "
This. It's interesting how these stupid threads get faster responses than anything on the site. Seriously people, just flag and leave. You're only making the problem worse by bumping the stupid thing. "
Yeah, stop bumping this thread.. 
Like we just did... 3 times..  
 
But just letting this thread die won't get the retard banned :( 
The mods will just go "aw, he's become one of us now" and let his second and first account stay on the site. 
No banhammer, banswitches, banguns.. nothing.. just a friendly handshake and a "welcome" .. 
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#28  Edited By cstrang

This dude is fucking insane.  Please ban him + his alternate account.

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#29  Edited By DragoonKain1687

Sooooo lame. I think we have a Kane & Lynch fanboy here xD

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#30  Edited By Wildfire570

Get bent! 
 You are flagged.

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#31  Edited By i69edUrGpa
You are going to have to post some pretty amazing tits to make up for what you just said
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#32  Edited By natetodamax
@ZeForgotten said:
" @natetodamax said:
" @TheKidNixon said:
" Hey everyone, I know you want to tell this dude off for spamming for no f'in reason, but best to flag and not comment. No reason to let this get any kind of bumps. "
This. It's interesting how these stupid threads get faster responses than anything on the site. Seriously people, just flag and leave. You're only making the problem worse by bumping the stupid thing. "
Yeah, stop bumping this thread.. Like we just did... 3 times..   But just letting this thread die won't get the retard banned :( The mods will just go "aw, he's become one of us now" and let his second and first account stay on the site. No banhammer, banswitches, banguns.. nothing.. just a friendly handshake and a "welcome" ..  "
Sure, bumping the thread will allow mods to see it quicker, but a recent check of the Who's Online? page shows that not a single mod is on the site right now.
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#33  Edited By pause422
@Black_Rose said:
" You were looking at nude pictures of a man and you say HE is gay?  "
Bingo.  Flagged, and hopefully he gets banned.
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#34  Edited By Red

I have never flagged before because I'm terrible at telling what is the line you must pass to be flagged. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Thank you for showing me that line.

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#35  Edited By BreatheEasy

I love you.

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#36  Edited By Fallen189

It's adorable that people think mods are always online. Give it a break, this one thread isn't going to ruin the entire websites integrity.

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#37  Edited By zeforgotten
@Fallen189 said:
" It's adorable that people think mods are always online. Give it a break, this one thread isn't going to ruin the entire websites integrity. "
You're adorable. 
 
But it could help if they had mods from all kinds of weird time zones.  
That way there would be mods online a lot more than now.  
 
But you're right, we should let OptimumNinjas stay here.
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#38  Edited By RHCPfan24

This thread is wrong in so, so, so, so many ways. I cannot begin to comprehend this mindfuck. You should think about yourself and the life you have been leading...to get here is quite the downhill slope. Now, here is a LOCK and ban, and maybe even a counseling class to help you know who you really are.