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#51 Posted by MattyFTM (14804 posts) -

Here are all of the review avatars for those of you debating about them:

Jeff

Ryan

Vinny

Brad

Drew

Dave

Andy

MattBodega

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#52 Posted by Dagbiker (7041 posts) -
@snarekick

are there any preview pics or videos of what it's gonna look like?

Google: DICKS : SAFE SEARCH : OFF.
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#53 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

@familyphotoshoot said:

Dave just posted it on Twitter.

Get hype, people.

GET HYPER!

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#54 Posted by Bocam (4099 posts) -

I'm confused, are dicks pics okay to post on the beta site? Specifically dragon dicks. Or maybe dragons fucking cars.

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#55 Posted by AtomicEdge (367 posts) -

Header images for pages gives me an uncomfortable hardon.

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#56 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

Yay!!!

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#57 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

@Bocam said:

I'm confused, are dicks pics okay to post on the beta site? Specifically dragon dicks. Or maybe dragons fucking cars.

ugh I remember that thread... that poor Pontiac...

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#58 Posted by Demoskinos (17325 posts) -

YES I CAN POST PICS OF DICKS EVERYWHERE. I...I mean... I can't wait to test the infrastructure and integrity of the new site yeah...that's it...

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#59 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

@FlemmingM said:

@JJWeatherman said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@JJWeatherman said:

@JoeyRavn said:

...if you've seen each one once, then you've seen them all. ...

Stop being crazy.

That 1 star Jeff for COD Black Ops Portable was the first 1 star Jeff. I think.

I want to say that's not true, but I'm too lazy to prove it. Edit: Rock Revolution was the one I was thinking of, but if you sort by lowest scored reviews, Jeff has about five one stars. Turns out I wasn't quite too lazy, but it was a close call.

But with my quote I was pointing out that may as well have written "If you've seen them all, then you've seen them all." I thought that was funny.

Wait.. so one star Vinny has never been used? Holy cow...

He's just too nice!

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#60 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

@dungbootle: I can't remember the last time Vinny HATED a game.

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#61 Posted by crusader8463 (14757 posts) -

I really want to know how free the forums are going to be on this new place as they kept saying it's going to be a free for all no rules site while in beta. So is it really no rules in that as long as you are not posting anything illegal like kiddie porn you can post and say anything, or is there some kind of gentlemen's rules that I'm just not aware of?

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#62 Posted by Demoskinos (17325 posts) -

@crusader8463: Unfortunately the rules still apply. BAH HUMBUG. I say to that. I'm just saying... the staff should give the okay to just fucking go wild because that would be amazing.

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#63 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -

So how do we know when it's up?

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#64 Posted by Cincaid (3051 posts) -

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@dungbootle: I can't remember the last time Vinny HATED a game.

Yeah, I'm trying hard to remember that as well. I can vaguely remember him being extremely bummed out on Skyward Sword, but that's pretty much it.

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#65 Posted by Lelcar (1115 posts) -

@Cincaid said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@dungbootle: I can't remember the last time Vinny HATED a game.

Yeah, I'm trying hard to remember that as well. I can vaguely remember him being extremely bummed out on Skyward Sword, but that's pretty much it.

Flower.

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#66 Posted by Cipher76 (24 posts) -

Awesome.. I am ready.

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#67 Posted by yoshimitz707 (2539 posts) -

Vinny did not like Fracture. http://www.giantbomb.com/fracture/61-20516/reviews/

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#68 Posted by crusader8463 (14757 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

@crusader8463: Unfortunately the rules still apply. BAH HUMBUG. I say to that. I'm just saying... the staff should give the okay to just fucking go wild because that would be amazing.

When did they go back on that? On one of the livestreams they specifically went out of their way to talk about how it was going to be a no rules forum during beta. Maybe legal made them go back on that?

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#69 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5904 posts) -

@crusader8463 said:

@Demoskinos said:

@crusader8463: Unfortunately the rules still apply. BAH HUMBUG. I say to that. I'm just saying... the staff should give the okay to just fucking go wild because that would be amazing.

When did they go back on that? On one of the livestreams they specifically went out of their way to talk about how it was going to be a no rules forum during beta. Maybe legal made them go back on that?

I think it was more along the lines of "Go ahead and go crazy with the wiki" and "we'll be slack on useless posts" and less "do whatever you want where ever you want."

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#70 Posted by SexyToad (2939 posts) -

I AM HYPED.

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#71 Posted by Winternet (8397 posts) -

Just give it to me straight. When will this go up?

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#72 Posted by Jost1 (2226 posts) -

My body etc

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#73 Posted by Xeirus (1636 posts) -

I'm curious how we'll access it once it's up

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#74 Posted by Ravelle (2533 posts) -

My secret shame is website redesigns, I can't wait.

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#75 Posted by coribald (337 posts) -

Man, I am going to DESTROY that Wiki.

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#76 Posted by notdavid (873 posts) -

Is today tomorrow yet?

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#77 Posted by musclerider (810 posts) -

This is going to be a goddamn nightmare.

I can't wait.

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#78 Posted by Joker369 (971 posts) -

Always fun to see a new site design, although I'm sure that Dave and Alexis must be freaking out now.

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#79 Posted by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

I'm expecting screenshots.

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#80 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -

Are we allowed to go nuts and create topics in the wrong area and create pages for random crap? I remember Dave saying in a live stream once we are supposed to test it.

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#81 Posted by Fattony12000 (8271 posts) -

HURRY UP DAVE!

UPLOAD THE SITE TO GEOCITES!

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#82 Posted by SgtSphynx (2420 posts) -
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#83 Posted by vager (1677 posts) -

An hour or two to go. Can't wait!

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#84 Posted by DG991 (1435 posts) -

No rules?

First thing I am going to do is request quick looks for every thing.

EVERYTHING

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#85 Posted by Joker369 (971 posts) -

An hour or two. RT enemykite any exact time for the beta site launch?

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#86 Posted by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

@Morningstar said:

@Animasta said:

@Morningstar said:

Shame about the achievement/trophies support going away, but hopefully it will be back.

wait when did they talk about the achievement stuff going away?

Quote from Jeff : Anyway, as others have said, we're discontinuing trophy/achievement support with the launch of the new site. My hope is that we'll be able to get it back in there at some point down the line... hopefully with something that doesn't break every time Microsoft or Sony changes something on their backend.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#87 Edited by zudthespud (3332 posts) -

Hype level: GOT

(I wouldn't normally be this excited, but I've just finished my last assignment of the year and I'm already 4 shots into this bottle of Jager)

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#88 Posted by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

I'm almost tempted to resub just for the site beta...and the insanity that it is going to be. At the same time, that would also mean I'd be resubbing specifically to see a bunch of immature gamers post pictures of different types of dicks everywhere. I'd be knowing that while buying another sub.

Goddammit...so tempting...

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#89 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

HYPE GOTTEN SO HYPPEEEEEEE GDLK.

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#90 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

@MB said:

@BestUsernameEver

I am assuming for members, right?

Site staff/mods first to work out the major issues, then subscribers.

OK so it's only for mods for now, I'll check back tomorrow then

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#91 Posted by NegativeCero (3140 posts) -

Well, I'm ready for things to break.

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#92 Posted by Nux (2759 posts) -

I can't wait to break the beta site...I mean test how much stress it can handle.

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#93 Edited by Bollard (7557 posts) -

SO MANY BAD IMAGES WILL BE UPLOADED

*Disclaimer, bad as in incorrect, not inappropriate*

Also I might write some reaaaally bad reviews.

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#94 Posted by MattyFTM (14804 posts) -

@jakob187 said:

I'm almost tempted to resub just for the site beta...and the insanity that it is going to be. At the same time, that would also mean I'd be resubbing specifically to see a bunch of immature gamers post pictures of different types of dicks everywhere. I'd be knowing that while buying another sub.

Goddammit...so tempting...

No one will be posting dicks.

Or at least, anyone who posts dicks will be first on the list of people to test the banning system out on.

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#95 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -
@Bourbon_Warrior

I hear they are getting rid of the quest system and avatars on reviews, this is not good.

Quests are dumb and review avatars aren't necessary.
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#96 Posted by Xeirus (1636 posts) -

@MattyFTM said:

@jakob187 said:

I'm almost tempted to resub just for the site beta...and the insanity that it is going to be. At the same time, that would also mean I'd be resubbing specifically to see a bunch of immature gamers post pictures of different types of dicks everywhere. I'd be knowing that while buying another sub.

Goddammit...so tempting...

No one will be posting dicks.

Or at least, anyone who posts dicks will be first on the list of people to test the banning system out on.

Yay, no more dicks! no more dicks!

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#97 Posted by ZombiePie (6890 posts) -

@MattyFTM said:

@jakob187 said:

I'm almost tempted to resub just for the site beta...and the insanity that it is going to be. At the same time, that would also mean I'd be resubbing specifically to see a bunch of immature gamers post pictures of different types of dicks everywhere. I'd be knowing that while buying another sub.

Goddammit...so tempting...

No one will be posting dicks.

Or at least, anyone who posts dicks will be first on the list of people to test the banning system out on.

If you post pornography during the beta you will be moderated.

This isn't the Giant Bomb launch for goodness sake!

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#98 Posted by coribald (337 posts) -

@ZombiePie said:

@MattyFTM said:

@jakob187 said:

I'm almost tempted to resub just for the site beta...and the insanity that it is going to be. At the same time, that would also mean I'd be resubbing specifically to see a bunch of immature gamers post pictures of different types of dicks everywhere. I'd be knowing that while buying another sub.

Goddammit...so tempting...

No one will be posting dicks.

Or at least, anyone who posts dicks will be first on the list of people to test the banning system out on.

If you post pornography during the beta you will be moderated.

This isn't the Giant Bomb launch for goodness sake!

We're allowed to fill the wiki with nonsense though, right?

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#99 Posted by aurahack (2539 posts) -

@Fattony12000 said:

HURRY UP DAVE!

UPLOAD THE SITE TO GEOCITES!

He's busy checking his AOL mail, just give it a minute.

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#100 Posted by MattyFTM (14804 posts) -

@coribald said:

@ZombiePie said:

@MattyFTM said:

@jakob187 said:

I'm almost tempted to resub just for the site beta...and the insanity that it is going to be. At the same time, that would also mean I'd be resubbing specifically to see a bunch of immature gamers post pictures of different types of dicks everywhere. I'd be knowing that while buying another sub.

Goddammit...so tempting...

No one will be posting dicks.

Or at least, anyone who posts dicks will be first on the list of people to test the banning system out on.

If you post pornography during the beta you will be moderated.

This isn't the Giant Bomb launch for goodness sake!

We're allowed to fill the wiki with nonsense though, right?

Totally. Go nuts. Just no porn or gore or anything too illegal.

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