Oh hey looks like I hit 1k

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#51  Edited By OneAndOnlyBigE
@BBQBram said:

" @InfamousBIG said:

" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work. "

Anyone disagreeing on her hotness should watch Wes Anderson's short film Hotel Chevalier. Yeah, that one panning shot. You know the one. "
Except that there's this.
 
  
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#52  Edited By iam3green

congrats on that. i am working on my 10k get soon. in a couple of months you are going to see a topic like this made by me.

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#53  Edited By Tsoglani

Your depiction of Jesus is utterly innacurate; Jesus is a dark skinned brother.

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#54  Edited By Jesus
@Tsoglani: My bad, man.

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#55  Edited By audiosnag

Nice work Jesus.

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#56  Edited By Afroman269
@Erzs said:
" @InfamousBIG said:

" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work. "

Does that mean Claude has? He's on like 7k+ must be going for round 2!  And congratulations Jesus! "
It's a recent promotion that started at the beginning of this year. No backwards compatibility. 
 
@OneAndOnlyBigE: I would still hit it.
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#57  Edited By Tsoglani
@Jesus said:

" @Tsoglani: My bad, man.

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That's a bit better! lol... I swear he looks stoned in this picture.
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@TheDudeOfGaming: 
ahhh and why is that? 
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#59  Edited By Where_Am_I

Good job Jesus, time to hit the bong.

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#60  Edited By crusader8463
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
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#61  Edited By CL60
@crusader8463 said:
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
Says who!?
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#62  Edited By crusader8463
@CL60 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
Says who!?
The guy with over 5k posts.
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#63  Edited By Afroman269
@crusader8463 said:
@CL60 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
Says who!?
The guy with over 5k posts.
You're supposed to clap your knees three times and slap your feet together once in the air after the 5k post. Step aside, my turn up to the bat is soon enough. 
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#64  Edited By CL60
@crusader8463 said:
@CL60 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
Says who!?
The guy with over 5k posts.
You must be doing something wrong.
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#65  Edited By crusader8463
@CL60 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@CL60 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
Says who!?
The guy with over 5k posts.
You must be doing something wrong.
Well fuck. I went and spent all that money on this Padme costume and everything!
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#66  Edited By Jesus

Why was this revived?

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#67  Edited By CL60
@Jesus said:

Why was this revived?

Nobody knows.. Well you should, you're Jesus.
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#68  Edited By AhmadMetallic

HESOS, ELLL SAVIAAARRRRRRR

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#69  Edited By Slaker117
@Jesus said:
Why was this revived?
If there is one thread that is appropriate to resurrect...
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#70  Edited By Karl_Boss
@Jesus said:
Why was this revived?
You should know you resurrected from the dead after all.
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#71  Edited By xaLieNxGrEyx
@BBQBram said:
@InfamousBIG said:
" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work. "
Anyone disagreeing on her hotness should watch Wes Anderson's short film Hotel Chevalier. Yeah, that one panning shot. You know the one.

 
Natalie Portman isn't just hot, she's the fucking shit. Anyone who denys this is a pussy wussy.
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#72  Edited By Azteck
@Slaker117 said:
@Jesus said:
Why was this revived?
If there is one thread that is appropriate to resurrect...
Exactly what I was thinking.
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#73  Edited By napalm
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fuk ya jesus! i bet uz a big chronic smoka. rep tht plant evryday homie! gota get tht nug sak
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#75  Edited By Video_Game_King

Wait, Jesus has only 1000ish posts? I have 13000ish. I'm bigger than Jesus!

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#76  Edited By napalm

The lack of conversation regarding the Macho Man dropping the elbow on an unsuspecting and fragile Jesus is disturbing. Get on it, Giant Bomb!

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#77  Edited By Jesus
@Napalm: The fact that you posted that in most of the Rapture threads might have something to do with that.
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congrats dude!

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#79  Edited By napalm
@Jesus: You may check the records if you so wish, Lord, but this is only the second time I have posted that picture. If it was posted elsewhere, it was not I.
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#80  Edited By Scooper

I LOVE YOU JESUS

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#81  Edited By CaLe

This is like people saying ding when they level up in MMOs.. I don't get it. I don't care!! Do others care if someone else 'dings' ?? I don't understand!!!

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#82  Edited By PrivateIronTFU
@Afroman269 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@CL60 said:
@crusader8463 said:
@InfamousBIG said:
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman.  Get to work.
Sadly this is a lie...
Says who!?
The guy with over 5k posts.
You're supposed to clap your knees three times and slap your feet together once in the air after the 5k post. Step aside, my turn up to the bat is soon enough. 
Yeah, that's to get the REAL Natalie Portman. If you don't do that, Ryan comes to your house in a Queen Amidala costume.
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#83  Edited By Afroman269
@CaLe said:
This is like people saying ding when they level up in MMOs.. I don't get it. I don't care!! Do others care if someone else 'dings' ?? I don't understand!!!
It's the first 1k post that is special, also, Jesus has been here since Giantbomb first started. It took him long enough. 
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#84  Edited By CaLe
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
This is like people saying ding when they level up in MMOs.. I don't get it. I don't care!! Do others care if someone else 'dings' ?? I don't understand!!!
It's the first 1k post that is special, also, Jesus has been here since Giantbomb first started. It took him long enough. 
I hit 1k posts without even noticing it, and I've been here since day 1. I still don't get the need to tell others about arbitrary numbers. And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
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#85  Edited By Afroman269
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
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#86  Edited By CaLe
@Afroman269 said:

@CaLe said:

And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
I don't know him so I can't hate him, I just don't get this mentality of telling others about numbers associated with oneself. I also have no problems with blasphemy at all, in fact I encourage it.
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#87  Edited By Jesus
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.
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#88  Edited By JasonR86

Jesus knows no bounds.  His quality can not be measured in post count alone.

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#89  Edited By Afroman269
@Jesus said:
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.
Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.
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#90  Edited By Lifestrike
Congratulations Jesus!
 
Say hi to Randy Savage for me!
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#91  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@Afroman269 said:
@Jesus said:
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.
Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.
you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass ! 
 
Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here 
And if so, we apologize !
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#92  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

I'm almost there. 
Oh the excitement.
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#94  Edited By Afroman269
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
@Afroman269 said:
@Jesus said:
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.
Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.
you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass !  Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here And if so, we apologize !
I have no interest in getting into cloud city and I thought you were muslim. 
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#95  Edited By Jesus
@Afroman269 said:
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
@Afroman269 said:
@Jesus said:
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.
Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.
you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass !  Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here And if so, we apologize !
I have no interest in getting into cloud city and I thought you were muslim. 
Play nice, guys. Oh and I can't comment on rumors and speculation.
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#96  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@Afroman269 said:
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
@Afroman269 said:
@Jesus said:
@Afroman269 said:
@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.
Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.
Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.
you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass !  Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here And if so, we apologize !
I have no interest in getting into cloud city and I thought you were muslim. 
I am a muslim.. how is that related here? i joked about you kissing Jesus' ass (which i apologize if offended you), and i said sorry to Jesus for stealing his mule 
me being a muslim contradicts with what in that ?
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Sweet, now when are you going to mow my ya- oh, sorry.  I thought you were that Jesus.
 
 
HAHAAHA.  
 
I know it was 4 months ago, but congrats!  You made me laugh with some of your posts back near launch.

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#98  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Congratulations Jesus.

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#99  Edited By PillClinton

I've never made this thread :'( 

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#100  Edited By mnzy

Now you can enter the secret club. Bring a towel, a hammer and a calculator, we meet at noon.