Except that there's this." @InfamousBIG said:
Anyone disagreeing on her hotness should watch Wes Anderson's short film Hotel Chevalier. Yeah, that one panning shot. You know the one. "" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work. "
Oh hey looks like I hit 1k
" @InfamousBIG said:It's a recent promotion that started at the beginning of this year. No backwards compatibility.Does that mean Claude has? He's on like 7k+ must be going for round 2! And congratulations Jesus! "" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work. "
@OneAndOnlyBigE: I would still hit it.
@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work.Sadly this is a lie...
@crusader8463 said:The guy with over 5k posts.@InfamousBIG said:Says who!?@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work.Sadly this is a lie...
@CL60 said:You're supposed to clap your knees three times and slap your feet together once in the air after the 5k post. Step aside, my turn up to the bat is soon enough.@crusader8463 said:The guy with over 5k posts.@InfamousBIG said:Says who!?@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work.Sadly this is a lie...
@crusader8463 said:Well fuck. I went and spent all that money on this Padme costume and everything!@CL60 said:You must be doing something wrong.@crusader8463 said:The guy with over 5k posts.@InfamousBIG said:Says who!?@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work.Sadly this is a lie...
@InfamousBIG said:" @Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work. "Anyone disagreeing on her hotness should watch Wes Anderson's short film Hotel Chevalier. Yeah, that one panning shot. You know the one.
Natalie Portman isn't just hot, she's the fucking shit. Anyone who denys this is a pussy wussy.
@crusader8463 said:Yeah, that's to get the REAL Natalie Portman. If you don't do that, Ryan comes to your house in a Queen Amidala costume.@CL60 said:You're supposed to clap your knees three times and slap your feet together once in the air after the 5k post. Step aside, my turn up to the bat is soon enough.@crusader8463 said:The guy with over 5k posts.@InfamousBIG said:Says who!?@Jesus: I hear the prize for 5,000 is that you get to bang Natalie Portman. Get to work.Sadly this is a lie...
This is like people saying ding when they level up in MMOs.. I don't get it. I don't care!! Do others care if someone else 'dings' ?? I don't understand!!!It's the first 1k post that is special, also, Jesus has been here since Giantbomb first started. It took him long enough.
@CaLe said:I hit 1k posts without even noticing it, and I've been here since day 1. I still don't get the need to tell others about arbitrary numbers. And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.This is like people saying ding when they level up in MMOs.. I don't get it. I don't care!! Do others care if someone else 'dings' ?? I don't understand!!!It's the first 1k post that is special, also, Jesus has been here since Giantbomb first started. It took him long enough.
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
I don't know him so I can't hate him, I just don't get this mentality of telling others about numbers associated with oneself. I also have no problems with blasphemy at all, in fact I encourage it.@CaLe said:
And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
@Afroman269 said:Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.@CaLe said:That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
@Jesus said:you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass !@Afroman269 said:Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.@CaLe said:That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here
And if so, we apologize !
@Afroman269 said:I have no interest in getting into cloud city and I thought you were muslim.@Jesus said:you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass ! Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here And if so, we apologize !@Afroman269 said:Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.@CaLe said:That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
@Ahmad_Metallic said:Play nice, guys. Oh and I can't comment on rumors and speculation.@Afroman269 said:I have no interest in getting into cloud city and I thought you were muslim.@Jesus said:you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass ! Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here And if so, we apologize !@Afroman269 said:Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.@CaLe said:That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
@Ahmad_Metallic said:I am a muslim.. how is that related here? i joked about you kissing Jesus' ass (which i apologize if offended you), and i said sorry to Jesus for stealing his mule@Afroman269 said:I have no interest in getting into cloud city and I thought you were muslim.@Jesus said:you're just trying to get into heaven, kissass ! Hey Jesus, i live in a village between Nazareth and Canna called Reineh. Is it true that my townsfolk stole your mule on your way to Canna? It's a long time legend here And if so, we apologize !@Afroman269 said:Doesn't mean I can't help out a cool guy that is also called Jesus.@CaLe said:That dude is entitled to his opinion, man. Just let it slide. Also, I thought you were atheist.And Jesus can kiss my sandals for all I care.Now it sounds like a hate thing, don't be that guy, come on.
me being a muslim contradicts with what in that ?
Sweet, now when are you going to mow my ya- oh, sorry. I thought you were that Jesus.
HAHAAHA.
I know it was 4 months ago, but congrats! You made me laugh with some of your posts back near launch.
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