Our First Time

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#1  Edited By Weegee

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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#2  Edited By General

WHY? Why did you call a cab for?

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#3  Edited By sdodd02

hahaha, good stuff...

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#4  Edited By tmontana1004

*Goes back to GS*

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#5  Edited By Dolphin_Butter

You had me there.

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#6  Edited By Termite

*Wilhelm scream*

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#7  Edited By BlackWaterCO

please ban this guy, this is his 7th spam topic

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#8  Edited By Kevin

Oh goddamn it!

Well played, sir. But this should be in off-topic. If even that.

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#9  Edited By osmiles

I gave you minus, I hope you feel bad about yourself.

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#10  Edited By Clean

lol you ran away from pussy. Wow I hope you feel ashamed of yourself