PS4 Owners Watch 3X As Much Porn As Xbox One Owners

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#1  Edited By bigjeffrey

The data was taken from the month of December, and as Buzzfeed points out, while there were 3.4 million PS4s sold in comparison to the 2.4 million Xbox Ones, that still doesn't explain such a huge disparity in the groups' predilections for porn.

Are Xbox users turned off by the Kinect's notoriously watchful eye?

Kotatsu's Sister Site Gizmodo (NSFW?? Top 10 PS4/Xone Porn Titles)

The premier place to watch porn on your TV, the PS4.

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And I'll bet you the people who bought Xbox Ones have three times as many children as people with PS4s.

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All that hentai isn't going to watch itself.

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And I'll bet you the people who bought Xbox Ones have three times as many children as people with PS4s.

Infinitely more. Dividing by zero is undefined.

I have had to throw away a couple of coat-hangers though. =D

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#5  Edited By colourful_hippie

Eff that, I want multimonitors of porn, not a single screen with a shitty console browser. PC all the way!

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Also, isn't it great to see Cream Plosions #2 dominating the charts?

Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass is a gripping thrill ride!

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I didn't even know you could buy porn on either platform

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#8  Edited By spraynardtatum

I find the fact that Buzzfeed has this kind of information unsettling.

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Busting all kinds of nuts...All kindzzz. Those dudes was getting hungry and horny at the sametime, all that body party action can't go to waste.

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According to one of those articles Xbox users are also better at sex....hmmmmmm.

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What do you expect? PS4 has no games.

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I'm willing to bet that people paranoid about kinect watching them contributes some to that.

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#13  Edited By JasonR86

PS-4-P-orn because it only does everything something something.

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#14  Edited By falserelic

I'm willing to bet that people paranoid about kinect watching them contributes some to that.

Yeah, and I bet alot of people will stop masturbating in front of it after they read the article LOL!

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More like PornStation 4 am i rite?

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Is gold required to use whatever service they are talking about? People were surprised when Netflix announced the ps3 as their most successful platform, and its because of that very reason.

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@negativecero said:

I'm willing to bet that people paranoid about kinect watching them contributes some to that.

Yeah, and I bet alot of people will stop masturbating in front of it after they read the article LOL!

always bet on people continuing to masturbate.

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#18  Edited By falserelic

@xeiphyer said:

More like PornStation 4 am i rite?

Absolutely! that console can help people relieve alot of grounded sexual tension, its fucking amazing I tell you.

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@mems1224: Its a game to me DAMMIT.

I did it 11 times today. I broke my record. My record was 10. I hit 11 today. I never could have done that with Barbara.

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I wouldn't want to watch porn on XB1 either.

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@falserelic said:

@negativecero said:

I'm willing to bet that people paranoid about kinect watching them contributes some to that.

Yeah, and I bet alot of people will stop masturbating in front of it after they read the article LOL!

always bet on people continuing to masturbate.

I actually can't finish unless Kinect is watching me.

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@sterling said:

@jimmyfenix said:

@mems1224: Its a game to me DAMMIT.

I did it 11 times today. I broke my record. My record was 10. I hit 11 today. I never could have done that with Barbara.

Don Jon was... mind numbing, yet held a ring of truth about it.

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dat 1080p

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Guys don't forget about Nintendo.

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Where is Ass Attackin' in those lists?

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So that's what the Playstation Move is for.

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All that hentai isn't going to watch itself.

Goddamn Straight.

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#29  Edited By tourgen

@mems1224 said:

What do you expect? PS4 has no games.

ahahah oh shit you cracked the code!

seriously. We need more games.

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#31  Edited By dancinginfernal

Oculus Rift confirmed to be coming to the PS4.

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Japan.

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#33  Edited By noizy

Do either of these console broadcast what you're watching to your friend's list?

In the same vein is this article on Pornhub that details usage trends during major events.

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Top 10 Playstation 4 movies viewed this month (December 2013):

1. Cream Plosions #2

2. Top Heavy Tarts #6

3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia

4. Big Ass Movie, The #2

5. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women

6. Desires #12

7. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass

8. Big Titty MILFs #9

9. Top Heavy Tarts #11

10. It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter! #13

Top 10 Xbox One movies viewed this month (December 2013):

1. Cream Plosions #2

2. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass

3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia

4. Top Heavy Tarts #24

5. Big Ass Movie, The #2

6. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women

7. School Bus Girls #2

8. Dirty Little School Girl Stories #3

9. Big Tits Curvy Asses #2

10. Top Heavy Tarts #25

Huh.

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Well, at least both consoles have the same #1 most viewed video in common.

I was unaware that people payed for porn services still, and I would not want to participate in that activity with a Kinect sitting there.

"Xbox, close your eyes"

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True gamers have true needs

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And PC owners watch 100x as much?

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#38  Edited By Video_Game_King

All that hentai isn't going to watch itself.

With Kinect, it will.

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People are paying for porn, to watch it on their consoles ? I don't... what ?

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#40  Edited By PimblyCharles

@bigjeffrey:

I'm starting to think you're just Jeff Gerstmann being a troll.... or you're a genius?.... or both?

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Can you watch alternate angles on smart glass?

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#42  Edited By TruthTellah

Guys don't forget about Nintendo.

Don't worry, Nintendo isn't left out...

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#43  Edited By Rafaelfc

So Cream Plosions #2 is GOTY material?

I need to do some *ahem* research...

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Calling it now; it's one person skewing the results. Probably Jeff.

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All this console wars nonsense needs to stop! The message to take away from this is that both consoles are capable of playing porn! That should be enough for everyone!

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#48  Edited By TheManWithNoPlan

It's no surprise to me. Playstation 4 is the sexiest next generation console.

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#49  Edited By Sterling

Good thing twitch got rid of the gameroom streaming. That could lead to all sorts of crazy ass people doing naughty streams.

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#50  Edited By Strife777

Hey! It's not an addiction, ok! I can stop watching it whenever I want... I just don't want to.

Now get out of here, I got some "Knack" to play with.