Quick Look "Seduce Me", who's with me?

So, I think a game that was too steamy for Steam could be Quick Look gold!? Who's with me?

The game is no longer on Steam, but you can check it out here: http://www.seducemegame.com

The gameplay actually looks pretty bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_QZVci92A

If the game was this, I'd buy it straight away!

yes

Get Vinny and "Creeper Jeff" on this right away!

@MyNiceIceLife: OMG Creeper Jeff, perfect!

I'd like to see them play it. Especially Jeff.

I don't think they will do an AO rated game, Will they?

Hmmm I think the most fun is when the game is 'creepy' in that it isn't really outspoken about the sex. Like that Japanase schoolgirl game. Having them play an explicit sex game would just be weird and uncomfortable in my opionion.

There's literally naked cartoon pussy in the game. I don't expect a Quick Look to happen any time soon.

I would love to see a QL of this, with the hardcore porn bits censored in some hilariously Vinny-esque way.

Not gonna happen. Also, account suspended, go figure...

@lightsoda: What? There's been no explicit content posted here, so I don't see how I could have infringed on the site rules, and I certainly didn't want to offend anybody. The youtube link just shows the terrible gameplay menus.

I think Julian Eggebrecht of Factor 5 was right about gaming. It's ok to show massive amounts of gratuitous violence, but even discussing a game with cartoon explicit content from a gameplay standpoint isn't possible.

This one is probably over the line even for Giant Bomb, I think Gal Gun was our limit. The staff playing a creepy game full of sexual themes? Sure, in a non-serious way. A site video that's basically two guys looking at porn? I doubt you'll see that any time soon.

I don't think I'd even want to watch that. They did do a Quick Look of a dating sim (at 9:50) and that was really funny.

These dudes are generally against the ridiculous objectification of women in games, so no, I don't think that QL is going to happen.

That is just weird...

@panvixyl: Doing a quick look of something does not imply an endorsement of that thing.

Let's do it, even if it turns out awkward as fuck.

@ValeYard: Hehe, sorry, I didn't mean your account. I tried accessing their website, and got a big "This account has been suspended" in the browser.

@Kerned: Yeah of course, but when it comes to these porny looking games just acknowledging it and spreading awareness seems too much.

Yes please.

@lightsoda: Oh sorry, I got the wrong end of the stick duder. But at least it made me think about whether posting this thread was a good idea or not!

The funny thing about this game is the mismatch of content and gameplay. The gameplay is all card games with weird sets of cards.

Return of the Creeper Cam!

@panvixyl: I think GB heaping a little ridicule on this game would be entirely appropriate. I know if I were a developer, the last thing I would want is to see is my game getting shit on in a GB quick look.

@Kerned: Two different schools of thought dude! I believe in the idea that "there's no such thing as bad publicity", and I'm just not sure I want this thing to get the publicity.

If they were go go this far I demand a Quick Look at Sexy Beach Zero next. I'd love to see their reaction when they see all of the "options" at their disposal. HAHAHAHA.

If they were go go this far I demand a Quick Look at Sexy Beach Zero next. I'd love to see their reaction when they see all of the "options" at their disposal. HAHAHAHA.

Can they even do a quick look of an AO rated game on this site without running into legal issues with porn?

Also most of the crew have already commented on the objectification of women in video games, and in the video game industry, it may be a bit hypocritical of them to feature a game with said content... or not depending on how they show it.

Nope

@RenMcKormack: That meme will never get old!

@Ghostiet said:

@Demoskinos said:

If they were go go this far I demand a Quick Look at Sexy Beach Zero next. I'd love to see their reaction when they see all of the "options" at their disposal. HAHAHAHA.

There's a game called "Battle Raper". I no longer know anything.

I knew about this game before and that makes me sad.

@Gamer_152 said:

A site video that's basically two guys looking at porn? I doubt you'll see that any time soon.

Sounds like an untapped market. Is giantdong.com available?

@Ravenlight: Is not available!

I'd be down with it if it was just a shot of them playing it without seeing any of the actual game. Just for the looks of shame and discomfort.

@ValeYard said:

@Ravenlight: Is not available!

Giant Bomb subscription: $50/year.

Getting someone to go to a random porn site as a joke: Priceless.

@Ravenlight: Lol, I went willingly, Sir!

It honestly looks too bad even for Giantbomb to make it good.

@Gamer_152 said:

A site video that's basically two guys looking at porn? I doubt you'll see that any time soon.

@ValeYard said:

@RenMcKormack: That meme will never get old!

And with this the meme dies an inglorious death.

I feel like a "quicklook" at the wiki pages for these kinds of games would be sufficient.

Hey, guys? The staff is also against the gratuitous, over-the-top violence some video games have, but they gave Hotline Miami a Quick Look.

Uhh...no thanks.

Well, maybe they can do a QL that's just a camera pointed at their face to see their reactions, as opposed to the game itself? I dunno.

@panvixyl said:

These dudes are generally against the ridiculous objectification of women in games, so no, I don't think that QL is going to happen.

Wasn't the game made by a lady or something? Or a couple? I know some lady was talking about how she/they wanted to push the boundaries of the industry and that it shouldn't be taboo to approach sexual themes in some article. Doesn't seem likely that it's just objectification of ladies. You do know it's okay for women to get nekked and bone, right? It's possible for that to happen, even in media, without being exploitative.

I haven't played it or anything, but I didn't get the impression it was just a bunch of sweaty nerds making their own masturbatory material, from what I've heard about the game.

@MordeaniisChaos said:

@panvixyl said:

These dudes are generally against the ridiculous objectification of women in games, so no, I don't think that QL is going to happen.

Wasn't the game made by a lady or something? Or a couple? I know some lady was talking about how she/they wanted to push the boundaries of the industry and that it shouldn't be taboo to approach sexual themes in some article. Doesn't seem likely that it's just objectification of ladies. You do know it's okay for women to get nekked and bone, right? It's possible for that to happen, even in media, without being exploitative.

I haven't played it or anything, but I didn't get the impression it was just a bunch of sweaty nerds making their own masturbatory material, from what I've heard about the game.

Blargh, I get where you're coming from dude, but there's still a lot wrong with what ya said here.

Women can help to objectify women - and why shouldn't they, they can make so much money from it!!!! jk, that is still gross. And I'm fully aware ladies can get nekked and bone. I'm fond of doing it myself - but this isn't portraying women as empowered with their own sexuality but as passive sex objects for dudes.

You can push boundaries and do sex in a positive way, but this game sure as heck ain't doing either.

@panvixyl: I wouldn't know, I didn't play it, I just saw an article about how some lady thought sexuality should be allowed in games or something, and it was connected to the "game" in question.

@MyNiceIceLife said:

Get Vinny and "Creeper Jeff" on this right away!

So Jeff...

You're aware that there's actual, regular porn imagery in that game right? Besides, the gameplay is just a bunch of card games your grandma might play.

Just watch this:

@Abendlaender said:

@Ghostiet said:

@Demoskinos said:

If they were go go this far I demand a Quick Look at Sexy Beach Zero next. I'd love to see their reaction when they see all of the "options" at their disposal. HAHAHAHA.

There's a game called "Battle Raper". I no longer know anything.

I knew about this game before and that makes me sad.

Well, at least you didn't write out the wiki for it. Props to Megafat for doing the job no one wanted to do.