Game reviews are getting too convoluted. Elaborate scoring graphs, more stars than the solar system, pages and pages of text. I think the true test of a good writer should be their ability to keep things concise and to the point. So, here's a little experiment. Review a game in 5 words. Like so:
You must construct additional pylons.
Arcadia: Gothic 4
Looks pretty. Plays pretty shit.
Dead Rising 2
They got rid of Otis.