Review a game in 5 words.

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#51  Edited By Cslaw

50 cent: blood on the sand

helicopters and big ass ramps

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#52  Edited By management
@Driadon said:
" Assassin's Creed 2: UH UH UH UH UH "
YES!! 
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#53  Edited By Goly

This is a great idea! You could put them all in the first post so that we don't have to go through all the pages because this is bound to be pretty huge. Here goes mine:
 

Heavy Rain

Heavy dramatic shit and rain.
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#54  Edited By SteamPunkJin
Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 
Shepard.
Wrex.
I should go.
 
Guitar Hero/Rock Band
Plastic Baby Guitars are fun
 
Dead Rising 2
Make things to kill zombies
 
Batman Arkham Asylum 
When did Samus become Batman?
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#55  Edited By ZimboDK

Gothic 4

 
Not Gothic enough, much jank.
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#56  Edited By CptChiken

Mario

 
That bitch can stay kidnapped 
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#57  Edited By me3639

 

Mass Effect 2

 The DLC elevates the experience. 
 
 

Enslaved: Odyssey to The West

  Excellent production,  refreshing game play experience.
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#58  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@EpicSteve said:
"

Medal of Honor

  I want to play Battlefield "
thats fucking hysterical 
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#59  Edited By Brenderous
@GilbertMordinAndSullivan said:
" @Brenderous said:
"

Civilization V

 All civs are real assholes. "
Fixed. "
Super fixed.
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#60  Edited By aurahack

Amnesia

Fuck, now I can't sleep.
 

Borderlands

Okay just one more quest.
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#61  Edited By Aetos

Civilization V

 
Just One More Turn *Click*
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#62  Edited By wickedsc3

Modern Warfare 2(if your good): Spawn, Kill, Kill, Kill, NUKE!!! 
 
 
DONE.

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#63  Edited By recroulette

Professor Layton and the Unwound Future

 
Reminds me of a puzzle.
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#64  Edited By Ryax
@Ne0teric said:
" This thread shows why most reviews are as "convoluted" as they are.
Sometimes, you need to go into detail.   These are not reviews, as much as they are statements.
Example:
"Dead Rising 2 

They got rid of Otis."

"
what?! are you telling me that 5 words isnt actually a review? seriously learn to have fun buzz kill 
 
Medal Of Honor 
 
I cant find any fun
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#65  Edited By Franstone

John Daly's Prostroke Golf (PS3 - Move)  
 
An insult to all golfers

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#66  Edited By codynewill

Batman Arkham Asylum :
Cripple all henchmen for life.

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#67  Edited By Vaancor

Rez HD

Good good good good Vibrations
 

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand

Yo Fitty!  Blowup dat choppa!
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#68  Edited By TheJohn

The Force Unleashed II

 
The controls are still broken
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#69  Edited By CptChiken
@wickedsc3 said:

" Modern Warfare 2(if your good): Spawn, Kill, Kill, Kill, NUKE!!!    DONE. "

Its You're, short for you are. 
 
If you're going to review games your grammar needs to be up to scratch. 
I fear you dont have what it takes.
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#70  Edited By Animasta
@ZeForgotten said:
"

Nier

  It's so boring and tedious "

Nier

 
Amazing game, a great story.
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#71  Edited By smitty86

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

 
Ok, let's...Done.
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Borderlands

 
The greatest game ever made.
 

Modern Warfare 2

 
It's a GI Joe movie!
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#73  Edited By valrog

I Wanna Be The Guy

 You will die. A lot.
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#74  Edited By MarkWahlberg

Fable II

 
Was the hype, is shit.
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#75  Edited By ez123
@CptChiken said:
" Its You're, short for you are.  If you're going to review games your grammar needs to be up to scratch. I fear you dont have what it takes. "
Lol, you made the same mistake then edited it, amazing. That sentence still isn't right, though. You know, the one where you're telling someone that their grammar isn't "up to scratch."
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#76  Edited By MeierTheRed

Hatt Hazard, Eat Led

Utter garbage and complete shit

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#77  Edited By Von

Duke 3D: Blow it out your ass! 
 
(Well, all the REALLY great DN one-liners are six words...)

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#78  Edited By JamesBoyce
Ape Escape: Best game ever, no contest.
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#79  Edited By eric_buck

Marvel Ultimate Alliance: "Get our your razor blades."

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#80  Edited By wickedsc3
@CptChiken said:
" @wickedsc3 said:

" Modern Warfare 2(if your good): Spawn, Kill, Kill, Kill, NUKE!!!    DONE. "

Its You're, short for you are.  If you're going to review games your grammar needs to be up to scratch. I fear you dont have what it takes. "
Well since your obviously the forum's grammar teacher u should probably know that  DON ' T is a conjunction of do not.  Next time u try being an ass at least put some effort forth. 
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#81  Edited By wefwefasdf
@wickedsc3 said:
" @CptChiken said:
" @wickedsc3 said:

" Modern Warfare 2(if your good): Spawn, Kill, Kill, Kill, NUKE!!!    DONE. "

Its You're, short for you are.  If you're going to review games your grammar needs to be up to scratch. I fear you dont have what it takes. "
Well since your obviously the forum's grammar teacher u should probably know that  DON ' T is a conjunction of do not.  Next time u try being an ass at least put some effort forth.  "
You guys are cute with your pissing contest. :P
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#82  Edited By CptChiken
@wickedsc3: You just made the same mistake again.
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#83  Edited By bwmcmaste

Rogue Warrior was complete shit

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#84  Edited By GIVEMEREPLAY

Rise of Nations 
 
The best RTS ever created.

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#85  Edited By melcene

Rock Band 1/2 

I Finally Get To Sing! 
   

Dragon Age: Origins 

Bioware Makes Gamer Girls Swoon 
 

Borderlands 

Something to play with husband
 

Perfect Dark (remake in XBLA) 

Recaptures the fun of original 
  

Modern Warfare 2 

Gets husband outta my hair 
 

Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock

 
Guitar Hero plus quest mode 
 

World of Warcraft 

Level, Spec, Raid, Gearscore, Gearscore.
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@bwmcmaste said:
" Rogue Warrior was complete shit "
Rogue Warrior: goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers. Fixed :-P
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#87  Edited By Shadowjester

Crackdown 2

  forget missions, just collect orbs 

Bioshock

 Like playing a great novel

World of Warcraft

 Go Kill 12 Kobolds .... again
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#88  Edited By NekuSakuraba

Dead Rising 2

Killing zombies with a dildo. 
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#89  Edited By nickux

Dead Space 

BOO! Just shoot the limbs 
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#90  Edited By HereAllDay

 

Metal Gear Solid 4

 Snake has questions, Otacon answers.
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#91  Edited By Seppli

Medal of Honor (2010)

 
Camping in Style. No Taliban.
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#92  Edited By duderbattalion

I'm going to go old school here: 
 

Half Life: 

  Gordon Freeman badass. Crowbar everyone.
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#93  Edited By Romination

Killer7

 
Linear paths of batshit awesome
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#94  Edited By fwylo

DJ HERO   

Fuck Expert Scratch Perverts

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#95  Edited By management

Assassins Creed

 
Recon, stab, run, hide , repeat
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#96  Edited By sarahsdad

Split/Second

Drive Fast. Blow shit up. 

Halo Wars

All Units ! Local Units ! 
  

Game Room

What is this? I don't . . . 
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#97  Edited By Br26

Sonic Adventure (XBLA)
 
1999 was a decade ago.

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#98  Edited By NekuSakuraba
@sarahsdad said:
"

Halo Wars

All Units ! Local Units !       
That is only 4 words.
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#99  Edited By yeahimjordan

Super Mario Bros
 
A Plumber who can jump

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#100  Edited By Vinchenzo

Fallout 3  

Fucking retards play this game. 
 

Psi-Ops 

Most underrated game on PS2. 
 
There are two.