Review a game in 5 words.

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#151  Edited By themangalist

Rape Lay

Uh Uh Uh Uh UH
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#152  Edited By REDRUN
Red Dead Redemption
 
"Cougar raped while picking flowers."
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#153  Edited By sweep  Moderator
@ArbitraryWater said:
"

Street Fighter IV

It's like Street Fighter. Too.  "
I see what you did there. Classy.
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#154  Edited By oldmouse

Dead Rising 2:
Yo, it's broken. But zombies.

Starcraft 2:
Starcraft Starcraft Starcraft Starcraft Starcraft.

Left 4 Dead 2:
Those fucking zombies are fast.

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#155  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Not Symphony of the Night.
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#156  Edited By mylifeforAiur

Best game ever? Grim Fandango^^

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#157  Edited By Symphony

Ar Tonelico 

 
The first time always hurts 
 
(or)  

Slide it in gently, please 
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#158  Edited By Romination

Disgaea DS

 
Hard, long timesink. Level 9999!
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#159  Edited By deactivated-5f9398c1300c7

Every game this generation

 
What have we fucking done?
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#160  Edited By rjayb89

Super Scribblenauts 

Gigantic Obese Holy Sword.  Win.
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#161  Edited By dystonym

Crimecraft

 
Very average TPS. Shitty MMO.
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#162  Edited By JJOR64

Mass Effect

Why do people like this?
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#163  Edited By ShockD

Stalin VS Martians

WOW OMG WTF LOL GTFO
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#164  Edited By DukesT3

Limbo: oh fuck its fucking deep. 

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#165  Edited By c1337us

I can do Medal of Honor in 5 words INCLUDING the game title. See:

Medal of Honor sucks ass.

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#166  Edited By sodiumCyclops

 Enslaved: Odyssey to the West 
 
Awesome game, but monotonous gameplay.

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#167  Edited By ZeroCast

FIFA 11

 
Play Online. Get owned. Twice.
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#168  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers

Cubelands

 
Totally shitty version of Minecraft.
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#169  Edited By lucas_kelly

Modern Warfare 2

 
Oscar Mike, Ramirez do everything.
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#170  Edited By psykhophear

Secret of Monkey Island 

What Is The Effing Secret?!
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#171  Edited By EgoCheck616

Wolfenstein

Traded in after 3 levels.

Starcraft II

Sex, only with space marines.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Bad port for bad reasons.

World of Warcraft

Brain hurts. Need more linen. 

Half-Life 2

Vortigaunts always creep me out.  

Duke Nukem 3D

You can totally flush toilets.

Lair

Sixaxis was a bad idea.

Shadow of the Colossus

Better frame rate coming 2011.

Burnout Paradise 

I own 3 different copies.

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#172  Edited By smudo

 ToeJam and Earl in Panic on Funkotron

 Delicious early 90s funk attitude.

Revolution X

Music is the weapon, bitch. 

Survival Kids

 Awesome survival game nobody played.     
 

Mount and Blade and/or Mount and Blade Warband

Do you like Renaissance Faires? 
 

Blood Bowl 

Good game! No, really! Really! 
 

World of Warcraft 

Everything past Burning Crusade: Uninterested. 
 

Ape Escape 2 

 Catching monkeys with Ash, Misty.
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#173  Edited By J0n3s1

Halo reach

 
Why aren't there any characters?
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#174  Edited By wunder_

Man, this thread got FUCKING big, fast.
 

World of Warcraft

Kill Arthas, go fight rats.
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#175  Edited By tbone802

Left 4 Dead 2

 
No headset means your booted.
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#176  Edited By Triple10X

Earthbound


Eat out of trash cans
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#177  Edited By yetiantics

NBA 2K11

 Only need two: Micheal Jordan    
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#178  Edited By donchipotle

Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love

 
The Statue of Liberty dances
 
Alternately:
 

Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love

 
A dating sim, with mechs!
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#179  Edited By n11n12

Okami: You're a dog...that PAINTS!
 
Shadow of the Colossus: See that mountain? Kill it!
 
SOCOM: Shoot Boomer in the head.
 
Beyond Good and Evil: My uncle is a pig?
 
Henry Hatsworth: Drink tea, turn into mech.
 
 Half Life 2: Episode 3: Chinese Democracy? Duke Nukem Forever?

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#181  Edited By CaptainTightPants

The Elder Scrolls Oblivion (PC)

 
Oblivion Has Stopped Working FFFFFFFUUUUUUU
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#182  Edited By ComradeKritstov

I'm updating my review of Metal Gear Solid. 
 
I hate Metal Gear Rex.

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#183  Edited By luchadeer797
@SteamPunkJin said:
" Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 
Shepard.
Wrex.
I should go.   
ahahaha, thats fucking brilliant
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#184  Edited By Yanngc33

Hydrophobia

 
What a fucking ship wreck 
 
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#185  Edited By Gabriel

Superman 64

 
MAZE RINGS, MOTHERFUCKER, MAZE RINGS.
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#186  Edited By Revenant86

Modern Warfare 2:Why did I buy this?

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#187  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Bulletstorm 

Gears Of War Three Beta
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#188  Edited By mutha3
@Sweep said:
"

Bulletstorm 

Gears Of War Three Beta "
Boom.
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#189  Edited By Marcsman

 Killzone 3 
 
I love gouging eyes out
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#190  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets

Pac Man Championship Edition DX -
 
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
 
Dead Space 2 -
 
No amount blood is enough.
 
Mass Effect 2 -
 
My Shepard is way better.

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#191  Edited By Hailinel

Bladestorm

France is fucked up, yo.
 

Jeanne D'Arc

France is fucked up, yo.
 

Onimusha 3

France is fucked up, yo.
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#192  Edited By Zapbrader
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
 
Fun, but drives me crazy.
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#193  Edited By EndlessObsidian

Demon Souls

 Why am I doing this? 
 

Super Meat Boy 

 AHHHH Son of a bitch!!
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#194  Edited By zeforgotten
@Sweep said:
"

Bulletstorm 

Gears Of War Three Beta "
Why didn't I think of that?! 
 Which just sets me up for an easy one though 


Crackdown

 Gave Halo 3 Beta Access

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#195  Edited By Video_Game_King

Fine, might as well try this. Let's make things more interesting. *picks a random number*
 

Rapid Reload

( Man, what a forgettable game.) Man, what a forgettable game.
 

Review Synopsis

  • Man, what a forgettable game.
  • Man, what a forgettable game.
  • Man, what a forgettable game.
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#196  Edited By JasonR86
Beyond Good and Evil HD
 
The best value on XBLA.
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#197  Edited By animateria

Monster Hunter Tri

 
 Gotta kill them all, Pokemon? 
 
 

Torchlight 

 
Pet sells your useless shit. 
 
 

Reccetear 

 
You can sell used food! 
 
  

Stacking 

 
Imma stack into your sister.
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#198  Edited By mordukai

Demon's Souls

 
Will Make You Punch Babies. 
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#199  Edited By Skald

Angry Birds 

Overrated, still kind of cool
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#200  Edited By deactivated-57beb9d651361

Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days

 
Shoot lots of guns, loudly. 
 

Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days... take 2

 
Be warned: vomit inducing camera. 
 

Metro 2033

 
Choose your shots wisely, comrade. 
 

Marvel vs Capcom 3

 
Hammer buttons, hope and pray.
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