Ryan Davis Haikus

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#1  Edited By VanRedd

Forever Stabbing,

Like Uh Uh Uh UH to neck,

yet China don't care.

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Fuck you Matt Rorie

You're a human piece of shit

Now massage my hand

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Blast those summer jams

Rocking your Baller Time kicks

Drinking great bourbon

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Fuck you Matt Rorie

You're a human piece of shit

Now massage my hand

Beautiful.

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Hi Jeff, what's up?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Welcome to Game Room

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This ain't no game son,

Uwe Boll has brain damage,

Postal was bad shit

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Hey guys it's Tuesday,

Was a highlight of my week,

And will always be.

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#8  Edited By phrosen

Eksecutable

What the FUCK are you SAYING?

That's not a word. Nuh-uh.

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@phrosen said:

Eksecutable

What the FUCK are you SAYING?

That's not a word. Nuh-uh.

hehe

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Fuck you Matt Rorie

You're a human piece of shit

Now massage my hand

HAHAHAHAHA Oh god that was my exact thought.

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José meet rider.

Shoot that guy, shoot that guy, YES!!

I need an adult.

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Hey say emails Brad,

This podcast has gone long man,

Answers we must give

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Because Ryan strikes me as more of a dirty limerick kind of guy:

When Ryan passed on I was torn,

So I came to the site to mourn.

Then I clicked on some pics

And I saw Ryan's dick.

I have found a new kind of porn.

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Ryan Davis, Dude.

His drink of choice was bourbon.

His tattoo said "Mom".

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Fuck, Ryan Davis

I never got my plushie

It will always be Tuesday

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Masked man in backyard,

Scans the clouds hours on end.

Hummingbird in sky.

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#17  Edited By ADAMWD

Ryan Davis

What a guy

Making em' laugh, up in the sky

(Probably not a haiku, but whatever)

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Shorts and a polo

Oh God, the sweating won't stop

Get him a towel

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@nights: The stuff of magic right here.

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Loves his New Balance,

But loved his wife that much more.

We will all miss you.

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#21  Edited By jeffallton

Love Ryan Davis

And his infectious guffaw

China still don't care

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#22  Edited By JouselDelka

i cant fucking believe he's gone

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OH MY GOD THAT'S DUMB

LIKE, THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

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Fuck you Matt Rorie

You're a human piece of shit

Now massage my hand

fantastic

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#25  Edited By csl316

The host with the most.

A man of beard and bourbon.

Duder, it's Tuesday.

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These feet beat these streets

With some New Balance kicks on

It is Baller Time

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This is an ode to

A man who needs no intro

Taswell, you are missed

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#28  Edited By armaan8014

After that crappy day

Video games I cannot play

Fuck man

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Get mad excited

From over-the-top action

And just yell "Yeah! YEAH!"