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#1 Posted by The_Nubster (3433 posts) -

Segment for the Big Live Live Show Live?  
 
Thoughts? Suggestions? Any other crew members you'd like to see hit by cars? It all goes here!

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#2 Posted by TheUnsavedHero (1308 posts) -

Seems promising, but I believe Jeff just got a new car. I'm sure he doesn't want to play "Jackass" with his new ride.

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#3 Posted by h0lgr (978 posts) -
@TheUnsavedHero said:

Seems promising, but I believe Jeff just got a new car. I'm sure he doesn't want to play "Jackass" with his new ride.

I'm sure Vinny can help us out with that one, regardless of car situation.
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#4 Posted by chyler1397 (489 posts) -

what if Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car?

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#5 Posted by The_Nubster (3433 posts) -
@fuzzybunny566 said:
what if Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car?
You are a man of vision.
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#6 Posted by JoeyRavn (5269 posts) -

I would rather have a masked guy named "Rider X" driving Jeff's new car. All of the WM family are suspects of the murder. At the end of the show, his identity is revealed. The big twist is that it was Jeff all along. But the real big twist is that Alex is actually Patrick, who is actually Jeff.

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#7 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6116 posts) -

I was expecting a video!

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#8 Posted by niamahai (1409 posts) -

i approve this idea of shoe-horning wrasslin drama into Whiskey Media Big Live Live Show.

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#9 Posted by lockwoodx (2531 posts) -

This is San Francisco so Jeff should run over Ryan with a Trolly.

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#10 Posted by Metal_Mills (3501 posts) -

I want a scrub league boxing tournament.

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#11 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5730 posts) -

@Anwar said:

Will there be no ads for the live show like last time? Seeing dave dancing topless was hilarious also Drew's amazing elbow-licking skills.

You can watch them all here.

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#12 Posted by Droop (1929 posts) -
  Poor Ryan!
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#13 Posted by Scooper (7920 posts) -

I only want to see that if it's late-night in a private parking garage somewhere in the outskirts of San Francisco with an unmarked Continental.

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#14 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

@Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

DAT MOTION TRACKING.

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#15 Edited by Ub3rSlug (154 posts) -

@The_Nubster said:

Ryan getting run over by Jeff.

Like, in a black unmarked Lincoln Town Car? Wrestling style?

EDIT: @Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

Exactly like this!

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#16 Posted by Tebbit (4595 posts) -

@Droop: God damn

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#17 Posted by karatetron (702 posts) -

@Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

YES.

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#18 Posted by The_Nubster (3433 posts) -
@Droop said:
  Poor Ryan!
WELL THANKS FOR MAKING ME PISS MYSELF YOU FUCK.
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#19 Posted by MikeHawk (429 posts) -

@The_Nubster said:

@Droop said:
Poor Ryan!
WELL THANKS FOR MAKING ME PISS MYSELF YOU FUCK.

I love Jeff's facial animations! They should probably re-enact this on Friday.

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#20 Posted by Snail (8899 posts) -

What are you people talking about?

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#21 Posted by MachoFantastico (6528 posts) -

That is officially, the greatest thing ever!

You win everything!

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#22 Posted by Gaff (2711 posts) -

@Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

/thread We're done.

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#23 Edited by lockwoodx (2531 posts) -

Imma gonna go ahead and just frame this.

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#24 Posted by Ryan (2278 posts) -

Well obviously we can't do this on the live show now. GEEZ, THANKS FOR BLOWING THE SEGMENT, GUYS.

LET ME JUST SPIN ANOTHER TERRIFIC IDEA LIKE THIS OUT OF THIN FUCKING AIR OH WAIT I CAN'T SO NOW THE LIVE SHOW'S GONNA SUCK BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

SO THANKS. GUYS.

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#25 Posted by InfiniteGeass (2150 posts) -

And then there will be a tag team tournament to figure out why Jeff did it.

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#26 Posted by Swaboo (456 posts) -

I thought the idea was that Ryan would get hit by a car today so that he could be in a coma until friday... oh well.

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#27 Posted by CookieMonster (2536 posts) -
@Droop: You're a genius.
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#28 Posted by Bollard (7839 posts) -
@Droop said:
  Poor Ryan!
Had to be done. I thought this was what the OP was, but thank you for fixing everything :D
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#29 Posted by damswedon (3243 posts) -

@Droop: I hurt now that is so good.

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#30 Posted by ElixirBronze (546 posts) -

I thank thy, thread.

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#31 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4311 posts) -
@The_Nubster said:
@fuzzybunny566 said:
what if Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car?
You are a man of vision.
Brad will probably miss
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#32 Edited by louiedog (2391 posts) -
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Music by Nivi

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#33 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1206 posts) -
@Ryan said:

Well obviously we can't do this on the live show now. GEEZ, THANKS FOR BLOWING THE SEGMENT, GUYS.

LET ME JUST SPIN ANOTHER TERRIFIC IDEA LIKE THIS OUT OF THIN FUCKING AIR OH WAIT I CAN'T SO NOW THE LIVE SHOW'S GONNA SUCK BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

SO THANKS. GUYS.

Sorry to break this to you man, but a lot of people apparently get off at you getting hurt. Or just love Jeff's psychotic expression while doing so? Little of both perhaps.
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#34 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -
@Droop said:
  Poor Ryan!
Yes.
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#35 Posted by Claude (16657 posts) -

I want to see Jeff caught on fire.

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#36 Posted by The_Nubster (3433 posts) -
@Ryan said:

Well obviously we can't do this on the live show now. GEEZ, THANKS FOR BLOWING THE SEGMENT, GUYS.

LET ME JUST SPIN ANOTHER TERRIFIC IDEA LIKE THIS OUT OF THIN FUCKING AIR OH WAIT I CAN'T SO NOW THE LIVE SHOW'S GONNA SUCK BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

SO THANKS. GUYS.

If I could go back, I'd do it all again. That gif is the single best thing to happen to Giantbomb and GOD DAMMIT, I DON'T REGRET A THING!
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#37 Posted by Vexxan (4635 posts) -

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@The_Nubster said:
@fuzzybunny566 said:
what if Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car?
You are a man of vision.
Brad will probably miss

If Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car, Brad will die. We all know that's what's gonna happen.

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#38 Posted by ajamafalous (13686 posts) -

@Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

Fucking lol'd.

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#39 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1790 posts) -
@Vegsen said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@The_Nubster said:
@fuzzybunny566 said:
what if Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car?
You are a man of vision.
Brad will probably miss

If Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car, Brad will die. We all know that's what's gonna happen.

On his gravestone it will say: "Let the record show, I did not take my foot off of the pedal."
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#40 Posted by Claude (16657 posts) -

@W0lfbl1tzers said:

@Vegsen said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@The_Nubster said:
@fuzzybunny566 said:
what if Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car?
You are a man of vision.
Brad will probably miss

If Brad runs over Ryan with Jeff's car, Brad will die. We all know that's what's gonna happen.

On his gravestone it will say: "Let the record show, I did not take my foot off of the pedal."

Haha, good one.

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#41 Posted by IBurningStar (2275 posts) -

This is my new favorite thread. Jesus Christ, this is great.
 
So let me get this straight, Brad ran over Ryan in Jeff's unmarked Lincoln, but the footage clearly shows Jeff as the driver. The only logical explanation is that Brad was wearing a Jeff mask at the time. However, since Brad is now dead, we can't question him about his motive. I know it seems that the trail goes cold there, but don't worry, because I psychic powers. If we check Brad's phone we will find a text message from Jeff instructing him to run Ryan over. However, Jeff will reveal that his phone has been missing and that he couldn't have sent the text. This reveals the true mystery to be who sent the text, which also inevitably reveals the twist that Alex sent the text. But it wasn't really Alex, it was Patrick in an Alex mask. But it wasn't really Patrick either, it was Jeff in a Patrick mask because PATRICK ISN'T REAL.

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#42 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -
@Droop: Most amazing thing I've ever seen.
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#43 Posted by laserbolts (5506 posts) -
@Droop This is the best thing I've seen on this site since the creepy pedophile Jeff drawing. Thank you.
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#44 Posted by onlyzemeryalive (21 posts) -

@Droop: Ah-mazin!!!

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#45 Posted by YoThatLimp (2424 posts) -

@The_Nubster said:

@Ryan said:

Well obviously we can't do this on the live show now. GEEZ, THANKS FOR BLOWING THE SEGMENT, GUYS.

LET ME JUST SPIN ANOTHER TERRIFIC IDEA LIKE THIS OUT OF THIN FUCKING AIR OH WAIT I CAN'T SO NOW THE LIVE SHOW'S GONNA SUCK BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

SO THANKS. GUYS.

If I could go back, I'd do it all again. That gif is the single best thing to happen to Giantbomb and GOD DAMMIT, I DON'T REGRET A THING!

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT.

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#46 Posted by JoeyRavn (5269 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

@Droop This is the best thing I've seen on this site since the creepy pedophile Jeff drawing. Thank you.

It seems that disturbing images of Jeff are pretty popular in Giant Bomb.

*shrugs*

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#47 Posted by Zelnox (489 posts) -

Wow.@Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

Wow.

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#48 Posted by JJOR64 (19692 posts) -

@louiedog said:

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Music by Nivi

I'm going to have that song in my head all day now.

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#49 Posted by CptBedlam (4534 posts) -

@Droop said:

Poor Ryan!

Oh my god ... my face hurts from laughing ... can't ... stop...watching!

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#50 Posted by Grilledcheez (4069 posts) -

This thread is good.