Samus or Master Chief?

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#1  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Who would win in a fight? No game stats, just character info. TABLE TIME!

*The last one is just for fun*


SamusMaster Chief
 Raised by the Chozo and taught superior physical conditioning, as well as being given a unique suit that allows her to morph into a ball form. Can double jump due to jets in her suit. Raised in a grueling military atmosphere, where he was trained to be the best humanity has to offer. Given a Mjolnir (this, or SPARTAN, can't remember) power suit that increased his physical capacity. Can jump like a mofo because of his suit.
 Weapons include: Ball bombs, plasma cannon, ice missiles, her ship (air strikes), and a grappling hook that helps her with the occasional platforming segment or shield-clad space pirate. Has no limit to base ammo, but can run out of missiles. Life bar is stonking huge.He has hands, therefore can use anything he finds as a weapon, including a nuclear pistol that can destroy planets in two shots. Has a sword for melee combat. All his weapons can be depleted. Drives humen and covenant vehicles, whatever's closer. Has a regenrating health bar in newer suits.
 Is a femenine vixen. Blonde, boobs, vajayjay, etc. Is a gruff manly man whose only female contact is a computer chip that cannot satisfy. Said chip would most likely fight ferociously to protect her place as the only girl MC needs.

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#2  Edited By wefwefasdf

Samus. Her life bar is stinking huge!

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#3  Edited By Discorsi

Master Chief would win because Cortana would get super jealous and straight up blast Samus a new a**hole.

He also has very sexy trapezius muscles

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#4  Edited By Arkthemaniac

I added that to the table. Anyone else have input?

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#5  Edited By TheGreatGuero

You know, I believe a fan-made video was created to answer this very question... Too bad I don't have a link to it.
Anyway, Samus would win. It really doesn't take much to kill Master Chief. One power bomb or super missile oughta do it.

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#6  Edited By Black_Rose

I never found Master Chief to be interesting at all, so i'll go with Samus

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#7  Edited By ZenaxPure
SpikeSpiegel said:
"Samus. Her life bar is stinking huge!"
Pretty much have to agree with this one.
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#8  Edited By Roger_Klotz

Samus, she has a gun on her arm.

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#9  Edited By Demilich

i thrikn callofduty iis wuld defanatle betear then masher kcheif bcauz off arm canen

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#10  Edited By Colonel_Cool

i think metroid would win because he cna shoot lasers out of his arm

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#11  Edited By ThomasP

Samus would kick Master Cheif's ass.

One missle can kill MC. Samus has super missles. That's a no brainer. Then take into account that Samus has at least 10 energy tanks and that's one tough be-atch. :)


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#12  Edited By TheFreeMan

Samus, no contest for me.

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#13  Edited By Dalai

Someone wanted to use the table feature, huh?

Anyway, it's Samus.  Master Chief normally works around an army of men around him while Samus pretty much goes alone.  Samus is the definition of a one-woman army.

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#15  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Haloid is the coolest video ever. My mind was completely blown when I saw it for the first time.

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#16  Edited By SilentMike485

Is this a trick question?  Master Chief FTW! (two words....gravity hammer.)

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#17  Edited By Arkthemaniac
Dalai said:
"Someone wanted to use the table feature, huh?
YEP! I think I was first to use it practically.
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#18  Edited By brukaoru
Jayge said:
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I love MontyOums work! <3

But yeah, Samus beats Master Chief any day.
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Thank you for posting Haloid, Jayge, I'd never seen it. That was just...awesome.

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#20  Edited By crunchUK

samus has huge huge bewbs nuffsaid

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#21  Edited By Shabran

Master Chief all the way

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#22  Edited By clubsandwich
Black_Rose said:
"I never found Master Chief to be interesting at all, so i'll go with Samus"
same here.
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#23  Edited By Zer0_graves

I am gonna go with samus, she has boobs and a vajayjay.

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#24  Edited By Arkthemaniac
Zer0_graves said:
"I am gonna go with samus, she has boobs and a vajayjay."
Striking point.