SECOND GiantBomb Caption Contest

Welcome to the secondGiantBomb.com caption contest. You either clicked on this thread to find out more, or you're just an idiot. Probably the latter. But I digress. The aim of the caption contest is simple. I will post a picture and then you have to come up with a funny caption/subtitle. The thread will then close and the exclusive judge panel (who will remain unnamed until the results for secrecy) will then pick out six finalists. When these finalists have been picked, I will edit this post and embed a poll so that YOU can pick your favourite. Please note that this paragraph of text may or may not have been copied from last time.

Rules

• You cannot edit the picture in any way.
• Do not repost the picture, just tell us your caption.
• Your caption must be funny.
• No "OH U" or "NO U".
• One entry per person.
• Closes on 25th January 2009.

Without further ado, caption this picture!

"Since you've downloaded The Jonas Brothers, I'll have to kill you"

"Megaman 9: Eight hours later"

Alex Navarro is still a threat. A threat that must be silenced.

breakfast

srs bisnis

"You WILL sing Britney Spears songs with me Mr. Navarro!!!!"

Celebrity gaming cakes for all those special occasions... Note: Some Navarros may contain nuts.

"I've almost finished my home made Zelda style lantern oil, all I need now is a bit of your blood"

""Suck it, or i cut you....and feed you this yellow shit...""

"Navarro! What have you done to my hon..ey?! ...Poi...son!"

"Negotiations to bring Midnight Brown into Rock Band were going along swimmingly."

""Negotiations to bring Midnight Brown into Rock Band were going along swimmingly.""

"See, this is how it works:

1. Get drunk.

2. Grab a jar of honey.

3. Cut throat.

4. Consume acquired honey.

5. Allow honey to exit laceration.

6. Eat the honey that has seeped through the wound.

7. ???

8. Profit.

And that, Alex. Is how you enjoy your honey twice."

"ok i missed a little bit round your chin, going in for a second swing!! ive caught the blood in this ja... "

"Jeff misunderstood when he was asked to take a drug test."

This is what friends do when sleepwalking.

"Can I have some Milk"
"I wont tell you again, I'm not your mamma"

[After a few drinks...] "I don't like that bumfluff you have on your chin ... I'm going to shave it with this funny looking shaving foam and this razor"

"Skipping on Midnight Brown in Rock Band 2 was a big mistake Alex."

BiggerBomb's caption is by far the longest caption I've ever seen...

Jeff: "...Who needs a shaver and shaving cream to trim their beards? Real men use a knife and some honey..."
Alex: "You're winner Jeff."

'Don't make me go Bob's Game on your ass Alex'

"It's no fair. Brad and Ryan have beards, and I want one too. I'll just shave a little off of yours, Navarro, and paste it on with this delicious honey."

"BiggerBomb's caption is by far the longest caption I've ever seen..."

"Dude, *HIC* trust me... a virgin's blood is the last ingredient needed to make a Phoenix Down."

" It wasn't me, it was the one-eyed man!"

More like Alex No-tomorrow.

"So lissen Alex. I'm tellin' ya this Drank shit is fantassic. Now gimme alla yer valerian root."

Looks like you need a haircut, Greaser. Let's Start right here.

Jeff:"Gravvyyy?!?!"
Alex:"Gravvyy!!!"
Jeff:"Ahhh!!! not gravy!!!"
Alex:" No, No hurt Alex!!!!"

"all the cool kids are doing it"

Joker did it!!

"Kush said:

"BiggerBomb's caption is by far the longest caption I've ever seen..."

no u! :("

"Alex, this lager appears to have lost its head.  Mind replacing it?"

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just wondering...doesw anybody know what is meant by the fourth rule?

states  "OH U" or "NO U" 

what is meant by that?

Jeff:  "Too much beer and honey something something"

Alex: "Go Crazy?"

Jeff: "DOn't mind if I do!"

"I already killed your applesh Alex! Shvat makes *hic* you think I won't...cut choo..."

did anybody else notice that Jeff is pointing the sharp edge of the knife away from Alex's neck?

I'm telling you Alex, if I get your head into this jar within five seconds of chopping it off, it'll stay alive."