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#51  Edited By Dalai

"Jeff, I told you a thousand times.  The head in the jar thing from Futurama doesn't work in real life!"

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#52  Edited By thordain

Alex:Okay, I understand how the honey could help with a hangover but a knife?

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#53  Edited By ArbitraryWater
Jeff had nothing else to mix with the vodka. The results were a little more potent than he expected.
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#54  Edited By klinkcow

"You're telling me that this ISN'T Tang?"

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#55  Edited By snake911

Jeff: "My...Cactus...Cooler."

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#56  Edited By Player1

Replace my broken bass pedal or I will kill you!

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#57  Edited By Osaladin

"Age of Booty?"

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#58  Edited By Skrattybones

"Thassh not a knoife. THISH ish a knoife."
"Thash not a knoife, thash a shpoon."

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#59  Edited By elbow
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#60  Edited By HiroSeven
GamespotNoMore said:
"did anybody else notice that Jeff is pointing the sharp edge of the knife away from Alex's neck?"
Yeah, I was almost going to use a Roruoni Kenshin quote but, meh... doesn't fit to well...
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#61  Edited By Stevokenevo
"Heroin, cocaine, marijuana, lysergic acid, deithyl... whatever the hell that is; amphetamines, barbiturates.....they're nothing compared to this Drank, now down it!!"
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#62  Edited By Captain_Insano

"Giantbomb presents new Left 4 Dead mod: Zombies ate my computer"

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#63  Edited By Shadow

whe' I du ths, 't luks lik ya've tu 'eds bu' wuns rl sm'll 'nd fnni lookn....jussa sec, ah thnk e's 'ungre

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#64  Edited By serbsta

Alex: wtf is that

Jeff: its honey flavored urine lol

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#65  Edited By super_machine

Some poor kid in Africa will get that ear transplant.

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#66  Edited By Edenfire

"Someday I'll turn this knife around the right way and then you'll see...."

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#67  Edited By Jayge_

"I think I left my headlights on."

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#68  Edited By SteepInKline

Jeff: "Damn you, Alex, for slipping Drank into my orange juice! Imma slit your throat!"

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#69  Edited By LiquidPrince
"It doesn't matter where it came from, it took me hours to fucking cut it out of him, and you're going to drink it... Instant drunk hur hur..."
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#70  Edited By tokyochicken

Jeff: "I'm not wearing any pants."

Alex: "That's...uh...awesome and all but why the are you holding a knife to my throat?"
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are you sure this is how barbers shave
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#72  Edited By Neorub

"I thought <hick>, i thought we had a deal.... maaan.  You were gonna work here and .....and.... dude remeber that Big Rigs review?...that...was...awesome!!!111"

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#73  Edited By Coltonio7
Neorub said:
""I thought <hick>, i thought we had a deal.... maaan.  You were gonna work here and .....and.... dude remeber that Big Rigs review?...that...was...awesome!!!111""
Sounds exactly how I think drunk Jeff would sound.
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#74  Edited By TwoOneFive

"TWO GUYS, ONE CUP"

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#75  Edited By TheGamerGeek
TwoOneFive said:
""TWO GUYS, ONE CUP"

"
Just sickening.
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#76  Edited By TwoOneFive
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#77  Edited By toowalrus

"I'm so sorry, Alex. They had no right to make you review Big Rigs... It's time to end this, good buddy. Game Over..."

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#78  Edited By Yojimbo217

"being threatened to do it wont make me gay will it?"

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#79  Edited By JJOR64

Jeff : "Hey look, an Alex pinata!  I'm going to cut off it's head and get the candy out of him."

Alex : "Hey, can I have some of the candy to?"

Jeff : "Sure thing bro."

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#80  Edited By matthew
"Lindsay Lohan plays with knives"

Sorry, but I can only say it the way Jeff would have it be written.
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#81  Edited By KillaMaStA

What still no Dark night references? Somebody needs to get on that unless i missed it.

ill edit this post with a caption when i have more time.

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#82  Edited By LordAndrew
KillaMaStA said:
"What still no Dark night references? Somebody needs to get on that unless i missed it.

ill edit this post with a caption when i have more time."
There's been a couple Dark Knight references already.
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#83  Edited By Shadow
LordAndrew said:
"KillaMaStA said:
"What still no Dark night references? Somebody needs to get on that unless i missed it.

ill edit this post with a caption when i have more time."
There's been a couple Dark Knight references already."

besides, that stuff is way past being played out and just plain dumb at this point.
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#84  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw
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#85  Edited By BiggerBomb
proposal_of_modesty said:
"are you sure this is how barbers shave"

I like this one.
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#86  Edited By Skrattybones

I think this quote might be about as perfect as one can get for a caption:

"One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye." - Raoul Duke

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#87  Edited By Ravey

"Jeff is now a blind cave salamander."

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#88  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
"Dude get off my lap"
"Tell me I'm beautiful!"
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#89  Edited By Tr1cky1

Godamn Alex, so you said that if drink this piss pot filled with 10 tabs of jungle speed the Rock Band mic would just FALL out of my ass. You said it would'nt hurt you SOB

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#90  Edited By tec3297
"But Mr. Sweeny Todd how are you going to shave me with a butcher knife and a jar of honey?!"
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#91  Edited By wrecks
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#92  Edited By KamasamaK

Alex informs Jeff that making Tang with vodka is not cutting edge.
Jeff: "I'll show you cutting edge!"
Sadly, Jeff was again mistaken.

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#93  Edited By merlinisg0d

" WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COPY OF VAMPIRE RAIN! "

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#94  Edited By falstaf
What the fuck do you mean you don't like my hair-cut!
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#95  Edited By momentarylogic

Hand check

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#96  Edited By ferrarimanf355

Drunken escapades never end well...

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#97  Edited By The_Dude
  • 5 bottles of liquor, 80 dollars.
  • 1 filled jar of anonymous fluid...5 dollars.
  • 1 sharpened kitchen knife, 25 dollars.
  • 1 roll of paper towels to clean up the mess after... 4 dollars.
  • Trusting your best friend...Priceless.
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#98  Edited By porridgelad
''In giant bombs quest for the perfect drink sacrifices had to be made, Would Alex's blood mix well with Vodka? tune in to the next bombcast to find out''
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#99  Edited By Area51

We here at Giant Bomb are not quite as subtle as that "other site" when forcing good reviews down our reviewers' throats...but at least the honey removes the bitter taste from their mouths.

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#100  Edited By AlucardaLaCarte

"Jeff shares Master Belch's love of Fly Honey and will even murder his good friends to get his fix."