Alex....if you don't drink my pee I'm gonna slice your throat........what now sukka!
SECOND GiantBomb Caption Contest
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" And this is how Jeff and Alex learned that playing limbo with a knife while drunk from luchadeer's urine is totally not ace."
Alex: Nuthin' much dude, just chillin'.
Jeff: Hey look, a jar of something weird.
Alex: Oh yeah, how about that.
Jeff: Have you ever noticed how its impossible to consciously hold a large knife without looking like a serial killer.
Alex: I have actually, although the fact your eyes are half closed is quite un-nerving in itself.
Jeff: Oh ok, I will stop shortly. You wanna go watch a movie later?
Alex: Ok, sounds good, can we go see Valkarie?
Jeff: Isn't that the movie with Tom Hanks in it?
Alex: No, Tom Cruise.
Jeff: Oh right, yeah ok my bad. That's the one with the good Nazis.
Alex:Good Nazi's? What will Hollywood think of next!
Jeff: Totally. I'm worried that if I go and watch that film I'm going to regret playing every call of duty game that's ever been made on the offchance I shot one of the good guys center-mass by mistake.
Alex: Even Modern Warfare?
Jeff: Ok, maybe not modern warfare. There are no Nazi's in there are there?
Alex: No, I dont think so. No Nazi's or Zombies. Just terrorists.
Jeff: Have you noticed how Zombies are the new Nazis?
Alex: Oh yeah, totally! Its so much easier to shoot zombies, you dont have to think about all the orphaned children.
Jeff: Exactly, theres such an absense of hatred. Its instinctive to kill Zombies.
Alex: Although most zombie games are pretty funny, which is weird considering the context.
Jeff: Yeah, unless you are playing some intense Resident Evil game.
Alex: Those arent really zombies anymore though.
Jeff: What are you talking about, they were made by Umbrella corp.!
Alex: Yeah but those guys have big alien bug things that pop out their necks. Also they dont eat each other and are capable of rational thought.
Jeff: Yeah I guess. Whats the deal with Resident Evil 5 anyway?
Alex: What do you mean?
Jeff: Well the dudes in that game have crossbows. I'm no historian but there shouldnt be antique crossbows lying around in Africa.
Alex: Hey yeah, I never really thought about that. Zombies mutants with AK47's is a bit unfair though...
Jeff: Thats no excuse, its totally inconsistant! Its believable in 4 because they are wandering round in a european castle setting. Even then it gets a little weird towards the end when you have dudes with crossbows mixed with dudes with miniguns. Did they seriously not have some fucking 9.mm's lying around?
Alex: Calm down Jeff...
Jeff: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!
Alex: Dude, put that knife away now
Jeff: LISTEN, I JUST WANT A REALISTIC ZOMBIE GAME!!
Alex: Zombie Mutants.
Jeff: WHAT?!
Alex: Well we just agreed that they weren't zombies....?
Jeff: OH.... yeah, my bad.
Alex: Its cool. So, do you want to go and play some Street Fighter?
Jeff: Sure, why not.
Alex: Oh, and Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Alex: Put down the knife please.
A knife? that's nothing. Now if u had made me play big rigs again, then I would be drinkin that shit.
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