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#1 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1774 posts) -

...in urinals.  
  


Sega has announced that it’s testing consoles called “Toylets” in urinals around Tokyo. The novel hardware asks the user to strategically vary the strength and location of his urine stream to play a series of games.  

There’s the faintly misogynistic “The Northern Wind, The Sun and Me,” where you play as the wind trying to blow a girl’s skirt up, and the harder you pee, the harder the wind blows.

Finally, the bizarre “Battle! Milk From Nose” is a multiplayer game where you compete against the person who last used the urinal. The strength of your urine streams are compared, and translated into milk spraying out of your nose. If your stream is stronger, your milk-stream knocks your opponent out of the ring. If you do particularly well on any of the games, you can download and save your information to a USB stick.

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/01/sega-urinal-games/
Shenmue 3 confirmed?? 
Shenmue 3 confirmed?? 
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#2 Posted by mcpaul15 (65 posts) -

Maybe they can make the golden shower simulator I've always dreamed of

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#3 Posted by Doctorchimp (4187 posts) -

If I ever find one of these thing I'm pissing all over the screen.

Because clearly that's where the professional metagame is going.

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#4 Posted by mcpaul15 (65 posts) -
@Doctorchimp I would LOVE to see the MLG community for these games
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#5 Posted by Bocam (4099 posts) -

So now I can play with my penis while playing with my penis? That's great!

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#6 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -

Starting a pool to buy tickets to Japan. Whos in? 

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#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

This has been news for a while. In fact, I think Cracked wrote three-ish articles about this. (Don't hold me to that, though.)

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#8 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Oh Japan...

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#9 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1774 posts) -
@Video_Game_King: Sshhhh, nobody will notice. 
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#10 Posted by EVO (4029 posts) -

Toylets is a dumb numb. They should of called it Wee.

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#11 Posted by mcpaul15 (65 posts) -

If I was really rich, I would totally get one of these in my house

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#12 Posted by Vestigial_Man (317 posts) -

I could get the world record and I would still never touch that USB port.

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#13 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

Can we Sega alliance now?

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#14 Posted by TheHT (14448 posts) -

@EVO said:

Toylets is a dumb numb. They should of called it Wee.

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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#15 Posted by billyhoush (1265 posts) -

This is super old news.

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#16 Posted by blueinferno (480 posts) -

Oh Japan...

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#17 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

I can't wait to hear about some popped bladders.

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#18 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

sounds pretty good. i would enjoy to play that game. 
 
today i had to hold in my urine. when i went to the bathroom, the stream was HUGE. it was bouncing back into my dick. it was crazy.