Sega releases new console hardware in Japan.

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...in urinals.  
  


Sega has announced that it’s testing consoles called “Toylets” in urinals around Tokyo. The novel hardware asks the user to strategically vary the strength and location of his urine stream to play a series of games.  

There’s the faintly misogynistic “The Northern Wind, The Sun and Me,” where you play as the wind trying to blow a girl’s skirt up, and the harder you pee, the harder the wind blows.

Finally, the bizarre “Battle! Milk From Nose” is a multiplayer game where you compete against the person who last used the urinal. The strength of your urine streams are compared, and translated into milk spraying out of your nose. If your stream is stronger, your milk-stream knocks your opponent out of the ring. If you do particularly well on any of the games, you can download and save your information to a USB stick.

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/01/sega-urinal-games/
Shenmue 3 confirmed?? 
Shenmue 3 confirmed?? 
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#2  Edited By mcpaul15

Maybe they can make the golden shower simulator I've always dreamed of

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#3  Edited By Doctorchimp

If I ever find one of these thing I'm pissing all over the screen.

Because clearly that's where the professional metagame is going.

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#4  Edited By mcpaul15
@Doctorchimp I would LOVE to see the MLG community for these games
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#5  Edited By Bocam

So now I can play with my penis while playing with my penis? That's great!

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#6  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

Starting a pool to buy tickets to Japan. Whos in? 

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#7  Edited By Video_Game_King

This has been news for a while. In fact, I think Cracked wrote three-ish articles about this. (Don't hold me to that, though.)

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#8  Edited By Ravenlight

Oh Japan...

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@Video_Game_King: Sshhhh, nobody will notice. 
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#10  Edited By EVO

Toylets is a dumb numb. They should of called it Wee.

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#11  Edited By mcpaul15

If I was really rich, I would totally get one of these in my house

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#12  Edited By Vestigial_Man

I could get the world record and I would still never touch that USB port.

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#13  Edited By Karl_Boss

Can we Sega alliance now?

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#14  Edited By TheHT

@EVO said:

Toylets is a dumb numb. They should of called it Wee.

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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#15  Edited By billyhoush

This is super old news.

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#16  Edited By blueinferno

Oh Japan...

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#17  Edited By napalm

I can't wait to hear about some popped bladders.

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#18  Edited By iam3green

sounds pretty good. i would enjoy to play that game. 
 
today i had to hold in my urine. when i went to the bathroom, the stream was HUGE. it was bouncing back into my dick. it was crazy.