Serious Issues - Whiskey Facial Fuzz Competition [ Poll ]

This is a critical issue.  

Today's topic - Facial Fuzz

Never let it be said I was sexist.

I can assure you, Will Smith's beard is currently top dog in the office. 
 
Edit:  
Boom! 

Fuuuuck, I voted before I saw your second post :(

Gerstmann and Rorie have shitty facial hair. Will Smith looks like a man who can rock a mean beard.

I really wanted to give this to Brad or Dave, but Will's beard is so vivid and versatile that I couldn't give the vote to anyone else.

Handful of handsome men on the Whiskey Media crew
I vote for Will because Rorie doesn't grow a fierce enough beard

I vote Vinny, although it was close between him and G-Man.

Dave looks like he should have been at Gettysburg, so he gets my vote.

Will Smith, no competition.

Will has a monster beard, I can't say I'd change a thing.  That's EVEN if he had permission to go to a stache.

Aww... i thought this was gonna be a competition between members of the community. Oh well, not like i could probably compete with some of you lumberjacks out there. 
 
Anyway, i voted Mr. RTD.

Dave Snider. Brad was a close second but I think Dave Snider is awesome.

Gotta be Dave. That man has some serious style.

" I vote Vinny, although it was close between him and G-Man. "

It's a battle between Vinny and Brad.
 
EDIT: and Brad wins, simply because of that one full-beard profile shot. MANLY.

Drew.

Will. I remember when Will was clean shaven. He looked like a completely different person.

It's actually scary how many pictures you have of them, not gonna lie. 
 
Of all of them, it's a tie between G-Man, Vincent, Drew and Ryan, and also for sheer parallelity, Brads Burn's.

Ryan.

Dave needs to get some beard back on his face so my vote for him is more to encourage him than to say it's the best. Although back in the yester years you couldn't top that top man's beard.

Will has a manly ass beard so he gets my vote.
Vinny and Dave get honorable mentions. 

Dave needs to regrow his beard so that he can became THE MOST INTERESTING WEB DESIGNER IN THE WORLD!.

Will's beard puts everybody else's facial hair to shame.

I answered Ryan, because I just like how perfect he keeps his beard.
 
But now I kinda wish I had answered Drew. He LITERALLY looks like a young Chuck Norris with it grown out!

Alex looks like a punk in his picture to the right.

Vincenzo gets my vote.

voted for g-man. will might have the mightiest beard currently, but that's probably because judging from those other pictures it's the only state it looks any good in. 
 
g-man has range. rorie is up there, but his low end is a bit on the weak side.

I voted Jeff because he grows terrible beards like i grow terrible beards

Will Smith all day long suckas.

I didnt understand your stupid poll names

I go Jeff, just 'cause.

tier 3 beards: Alex - Joey- Sean- Jeff
tier 2 beards: Drew- Dave- Ryan- Matt- Vinny-Anthony- Brad
tier 1 beards: Willam Smith

So can we confirm there are in fact 3 females in the general area of Whiskey media's offices?  Giant Bomb, Leading the fight for workplace gender integration!  
 
I chose Will because his beard is most complete as of this posting, but Brad wins for past beards.

I miss Brad's beard :(

I could definitely beat them all if I wanted to, but since I don't want to post pictures of myself, I'll go Will Smith. Anybody else getting a medieval vibe from this? Drew looks like he could've led the Norman conquest of England, and Snide...actually, he looks more comfortable at Gettysburg than Hastings, but I guess to make up for that Brad looks a lot like Hamlet's little brother :P.

Ryan, easily.

Vinny.

What a great thread. So much variety!

I'm still shocked to see Gerstmann was ever able to grow some facial hair, after his many statements over his controversial inability to grow none.

" So can we confirm there are in fact 3 females in the general area of Whiskey media's offices?  Giant Bomb, Leading the fight for workplace gender integration!"  

" I miss Brad's beard :( "

Ha, definitely Will Smith.

You have all the girls in here but not NORM CHAN?!?!
 
that said I should probably win actually.