So, checking out some user reviews on Metacritic...

and stumbled on this little gem for Bionic Commando. As a person who has had a user review rejected by the site, I am very puzzled as to what their standards actually are.
 
" A gameplay bankrupt for videogame frustrating and a boring. Graphically it expire, the control of the personage is very bad. Bionic Command is one of the most large errors than Capcom, the much worse one than Dino Crisis 3. Sin because it could come outside large videogame like its those. Unfortunately if a video game is not giocabile it is not a video game."
 
Eloquently put by  Danleroi XX who gave the game a 3 out of 10.

and stumbled on this little gem for Bionic Commando. As a person who has had a user review rejected by the site, I am very puzzled as to what their standards actually are.
 
" A gameplay bankrupt for videogame frustrating and a boring. Graphically it expire, the control of the personage is very bad. Bionic Command is one of the most large errors than Capcom, the much worse one than Dino Crisis 3. Sin because it could come outside large videogame like its those. Unfortunately if a video game is not giocabile it is not a video game."
 
Eloquently put by  Danleroi XX who gave the game a 3 out of 10.

I hope that was run through an online translator.

Hey man, giocability is important.

Because the mother fucker can't write down a thought for the life of him? 

*clap clap clap clap*

" Hey man, giocability is important. "

" Hey man, giocability is important. "

" @Bigandtasty said:

" Hey man, giocability is important. "

Indeed. "

" I hope that was run through an online translator. "

See what I man this saying is.

They shouldn't have user reviews on that site unless it's professional.

This reminds me of the guy Gandoff or whatever his username was over at GameFAQs who created a hilarious grammatical error filled thread on the KOTOR boards. So funny.

I could care less about user scores on Metacritic.

" I hope that was run through an online translator. "

"and stumbled on this little gem for Bionic Commando. As a person who has had a user review rejected by the site, I am very puzzled as to what their standards actually are.
 
" A gameplay bankrupt for videogame frustrating and a boring. Graphically it expire, the control of the personage is very bad. Bionic Command is one of the most large errors than Capcom, the much worse one than Dino Crisis 3. Sin because it could come outside large videogame like its those. Unfortunately if a video game is not giocabile it is not a video game."
 
Eloquently put by  Danleroi XX who gave the game a 3 out of 10. "

Definition from Wiktionary, a free dictionary

Italian

Adjective

giocabilem and f (m and f plural giocabili)

1. playable

Usage notes

• Used especially in football to describe a ball, passed to a player, that can be controlled and then passed to another.

That is great. I should stop reviewing games myself; I will never live up to these standards.

" *clap clap clap clap* "