Sony Releases New Skin Disorder for PlayStation

The doctors suspect that the problem was caused by tight and continuous grasping of the console's hand-grips, and repeated pushing of the buttons, alongside sweating caused by the tension of the game.

The doctors suspect that the problem was caused by tight and continuous grasping of the console's hand-grips, and repeated pushing of the buttons, alongside sweating caused by the tension of the game.

Yeah, read this. Eh, I've never got anything beyond a bout of dizzyness.

Yeah my hands get sweaty after like 20 minutes with the PS3 controller, I could play my 360 for like days without any sweat. DANG YOU SONY!

no one should grip anything that hard. i know from experience.

"Every young male knows that if you death-grip anything for several hours a day you're going to experience some kind of detrimental physical effect."

Lawl.

What the fuck?

I don't know what kind of penises you've been grabbing for hours on end, but I don't think they resemble PS3 controllers in any way.
Also, "Stay the hell of my turf" indeed. +1 for internet grammar.

LMAO!

Picture made me laugh :P
I haven't expirienced anything like this, I always have a loose grip on the controller.

are they serious? i learned about the adverse effects of the death grip in eighth grade :P

Why in the world would someone grip the controller so tightly? Loosen up!

this is so stupid! What is next? Sony is behind global warming?!

Oh my God Vinny. You are now my favorite Giant Bomber. That was freaking hilarious. Also I don't know about you guys but I really don't grip my playstation 3 controller hard. It just doesn't have that shape you can just grab.

wow, i never experience this before. your mileage may vary i guess...

btw, what game could she possibly play that was so intense that she has to grip the ps3 controller that fucking hard. or was she using something else *cough, vibrator* *cough* while playing video games.

PlayStation palmar hidradentis, best name ever.

Also, "Stay the hell of my turf" indeed. +1 for internet grammar.

I got a crazy big blister at the base of my thumb from playing Mario Party on the N64 some years back...for some reason I didn't GO TO A DOCTOR.

I don't see why this is news, Sony's been pulling this shit for at least a decade. I got a blister on my thumb from the torture sequence in MGS1.

Uh Oh, my left thumb is sore after playing so much SF4. Maybe I can sue?

How about, "Sony releases console that diagnoses clinical retardation."

I wear gaming gloves.

I once got a blister from wearing shoes.

When I play my DS Lite, my hands turn mangled and arthritic very quickly. That's all that happens to me really. My palms are always dry.

"Hold on loosely!!! But don't let goooOOOoooo!!!

The sickest I've ever got from video games was from playing the Marathon Durandal trial...might have bought the game if it didn't make me feel like puking.

Key words being "several hours a day." Little brat probably played for hours on end.

Also, "Stay the hell of my turf" indeed. +1 for internet grammar.

What the hell? She didn't get Mysensitiveskinistooweaktoholdplaystationcontrollersboohoo-itis, she gripped the controller too hard and got blisters as a result. What next, there's some dead skin on my Guitar Hero controller so I must have some rare skin-shedding condition?

Still, at least she didn't try to sue, that would be the icing on the proverbial cake. Also, that fret thing is gross. I've cleaned the damn thing like ten times already today.

Next they will tell us someone played to much of there Xbox 360 and got cancer from it.

Oh so that's what was causing all my problems. All this time  I thought it was just this Leprocy  issue.

This is ridiculous enough to write a letter to Abraham Lincoln.

Tight and continuous grasping? 0_0

Tension?  Tight and continuous grasping?  Sounds like she was stretching the ol' Noby Noby Boy.

It's not a video game website until someone makes a joke about repeatedly grasping something very hard for a long time.

So this is causing my stigmata.

"This is so stupid! What is next? Sony is behind global warming?!"

Funny, a friend of mine can't play games because he spent way too much time playing in his PSP and now he can't use his left hand.

THE DISEASE IS SPREADING!!!

I spat out a mouthful of water at around "Every young male knows..."

Pssh. Sony Sorestation.



PC Gaming will kill you!

Now that's a loaded statement...damn.

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Also, "Stay the hell of my turf" indeed. +1 for internet grammar.

Thanks Fuzzy. Our Social Link has increased. Thou Art I and I Am Thou.
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Haha! I could just imagine this girl's fat, greasy hands getting all jacked up on those buttons. This is great news...

So doing something too much and too hard can cause sores you say? Who knew.

gotta love the masturbation reference!

The second I open a new window, on the front page of Yahoo, this is what i find.

crazy

umm I used to get this crap when playing CvS2 on my ps2.
never bothered to get a arcade stick for some reason...
though i wouldnt it a skin disorder
just regular ass blisters

I wonder when we will get one for the Xbox 360.