Sophie's choice - Who would you save from a horde of Nazi Zombies?

I voted Vinny but then realised Vinny wouldn't need saving, he's the Italian stallion.

Jeff, but only because Vinny would make it out himself.

I think Jeff would survive since he is fueled by pure hatred of the sport

I think Vinny is an upbeat dude...so him...but the choice was tough

Dave is the one most likely to die first. So Dave. I'm pretty sure Vinny would single-handedly save everyone else.

Brad because it's Brad why wouldn't I want to conquer the universe with Brad.

Drew

I don't think they'd need saving. They're locked in an easily-defended basement with a full bar. I can imagine the crew going on an alcohol-fueled zombie massacre throwing Wiimotes with deadly accuracy.

Dave! We need our scribe to write down how the dirty console peasants overthrew the master race slowly throughout time! So we can prevent it from happening again!

No votes for Ryan? But who's going to say "It's Tuuuuesday" at the start of the Bombcast? I won't know what day it is anymore!

Of course, I voted for Jeff, but still...

Vinny "The Dark Crystal" Caravella.

@Ravenlight said:

I don't think they'd need saving. They're locked in an easily-defended basement with a full bar. I can imagine the crew going on an alcohol-fueled zombie massacre throwing Wiimotes with deadly accuracy.

This. But for the sake of the thread I will say Jeff. Because I don't think the OP thought about the possibility of them fending for themselves and thought of the question more like "Who do you like the best".

Vinny and Brad, because it's Vinny and Brad

dave because i like dave, and because vinny dont need saving HES VINNY FUCKING CARRAVELLA BITCHES!!!!

Probably Brad I guess.

@dudeglove said:

No Drew, no vote.

That's because the zombies would need saving from Drew. Not the other way around.