Now i know it's Fox...but i mean come on. Next time you see a chick with big boobs and you stare at her, she notices, you can just go:"No, it's cool, studies have shown that by staring at your breasts I'll be healthier." So there you are Giantbomb, basically we men have a free pass to stare at all the breasts we want, and we don't have to care about women noticing anymore. Thank you Jesus! Fuck...off topic please.
Sounds to me that liars are more susceptible to heart failure, etc... I don't believe for one second that the men who landed in the "no tits" group held to their word.
Sounds to me that liars are more susceptible to heart failure, etc... I don't believe for one second that the men who landed in the "no tits" group held to their word.
Lol'd.
Anyway, I can totally see some truth in this, related to stress levels.
It's a Fox entertainment affiliate's local news segment that has ZERO affiliation with Fox News Corporation whatsoever.
Other than being directly affiliated since its all owned by the same person. In the same way a pretty girl is totally not related to her ugly brother. Proof? Look how pretty! And those tits.
It's a Fox entertainment affiliate's local news segment that has ZERO affiliation with Fox News Corporation whatsoever.
Other than being directly affiliated since its all owned by the same person. In the same way a pretty girl is totally not related to her ugly brother. Proof? Look how pretty! And those tits.
Paying a license fee to Rupert Murdoch's company for the right to air The Simpsons is not equal to having a political narrative dictated by puppeteer Roger Ailes.
Imagine the stress of having to restrain yourself from staring at breasts, not surprising if that stress causes heart problems.
Yeah, but staring at breasts is like a second reflex for us, it's like breathing. The researchers could have just as well said, hey, can you try not to breathe for the next five years? K, that would be awesome, thanks.
That study is so dumb. First off, where did you find men who would agree to not look at any breasts for 5 years? Second, no kidding the guys who hadn't looked at tits had a higher blood pressure, you would too if you hadn't seen boobs in 5 years. So, yeah, it's healthier to look at breasts every day than to completely refrain from ever looking at them. But that doesn't mean that I can cure my illness by staring at tits for a couple hours or that it would somehow make me healthier.
The sad truth: ugly/fat men, being unhealthy, will never see or touch a boob to regain their constitutions back. Ever. The healthy get healthier, while the unhealthy maintain their status, even if their personalities and origins are actually interesting, unique, or inspiring.
I wonder how much "funding" this study received; shit, I might just approach my local council and ask for "funding" to stare at titties all day as well.
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