TANG this: Far Cry by uwe boll (yes this is real)

So apparently the DVD of this will be out soon, I had no idea that there was a movie to be honest but it came out late 2008 in most likely an extremely limited number of cinemas. A perfect candidate for TANG in my opinion.

Dude, what?

Far Cry the movie? Directed by Uwe Boll? Is nothing on this Earth sacred anymore?

Does anybody have a gun I could use to shoot myself with? I Uwe Boll has made life not worth living anymore.

Long preview for something I have only ever heard of through a TV show.  Trying really hard to convince me that "Straight to DVD," doesn't mean what I know it means.

I am for Ryan doing a TANG on this, as long as he doesn't have to pay for it. 

Wow, this could actually be worse than both Far Cry Instincts Predator and Far Cry 2 combined.