The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey.

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#1  Edited By TheGodPoet
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#3  Edited By TheGodPoet
ZombieHunter said:
"Sincillian said:
"http://www.cracked.com/article_16196_7-commandments-all-video-games-should-obey.html

I was just reading this and I thought it showed some good points. Some of those points were hilarious while others were damn funny. Now after you read the article tell me some of your thoughts.

What are your thoughts?
"
My thought is what's the difference between Dam funny and hilarious :P "
The difference is the choice of words. Damn funny is damn funny and hilarious is hilarious.
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#4  Edited By lvl10Wizard

Is hilarious more funny than damn funny?

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#5  Edited By Jayge_

Meh. Pretty mediocre list. Also, Bully for the 360 worked perfectly so... fail.

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#6  Edited By TheGodPoet
lvl10Wizard said:
"Is hilarious more funny than damn funny?"
Nope the other way around.

Jayge said:
"Meh. Pretty mediocre list. Also, Bully for the 360 worked perfectly so... fail."

has only played Bully on the PS2 so he wouldn't know.
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#7  Edited By CharleyTony

not funny...
just true....

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#8  Edited By TheGodPoet
CharleyTony said:
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not funny...
just true....

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Meh. It was funny months ago.
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#9  Edited By kush

The list was alright I guess...but not funny at all.

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#10  Edited By JackiJinx

The grizzled space marine bit I completely agreed with and mostly the graphics aspects as well, but the others...eh.

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#11  Edited By ToRo

#5 is so true. There is no excuse for you not to be able to be able to save anywhere. And I've been stuck in that situation in Metroid plenty of times. I end up leaving the console on overnight so I can continue the game until I find a save point. Really annoying.

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#12  Edited By Bulldog19892

I love Cracked.

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#13  Edited By Dalai

I couldn't agree more with that list, especially #1 and #3.

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#14  Edited By Milkman
Jayge said:
Bully for the 360 worked perfectly so... fail."
No, it didn't...
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#15  Edited By RedSox8933

i think that was kinda stupid.

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#16  Edited By OGCartman

Haha that was pretty good
And well writen

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#17  Edited By jakob187
ToRo said:
"#5 is so true. There is no excuse for you not to be able to be able to save anywhere. And I've been stuck in that situation in Metroid plenty of times. I end up leaving the console on overnight so I can continue the game until I find a save point. Really annoying."
There's plenty of reason for it.
If Dead Rising let you save anywhere, the game wouldn't have achieved the need of being about survival and challenge.

Saving anywhere in a game has fucked games up, imo.

I remember back when we couldn't fucking save.  All we had was a number of lives, a Game Over screen, and the knowledge that we got to start from the fucking beginning unless there was a passcode feature that wasn't glitched to high Hell!!!
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#18  Edited By pause422
Milkman said:
"Jayge said:
Bully for the 360 worked perfectly so... fail."
No, it didn't..."
It worked fine for me and everyone I know...I mean yeah, there was some unnecessary frame lag..but besides that it was fine.
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#19  Edited By yorro

True to that world war II.

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As "commandments that should never ever be broken" I don't really agree with 7, 6, or most of 4.

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#21  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

Got a good laugh out of some of them.

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#22  Edited By ILOVETHEENOT

found it funny at points, a bit too rambley at others, but still funny I guess

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#23  Edited By Bulldog19892
jakob187 said:
"ToRo said:
"#5 is so true. There is no excuse for you not to be able to be able to save anywhere. And I've been stuck in that situation in Metroid plenty of times. I end up leaving the console on overnight so I can continue the game until I find a save point. Really annoying."
There's plenty of reason for it.
If Dead Rising let you save anywhere, the game wouldn't have achieved the need of being about survival and challenge.

Saving anywhere in a game has fucked games up, imo.

I remember back when we couldn't fucking save.  All we had was a number of lives, a Game Over screen, and the knowledge that we got to start from the fucking beginning unless there was a passcode feature that wasn't glitched to high Hell!!!
"
Half-Life 2's save system was perfect. You could save any time you wanted to, and it would autosave every minute or so, as well as giving you the ability to go back and load from one of the autosaves. It allows you to go back as far as you need to to get 'un-fucked'.

If you can't create tension and suspense without removing or limiting vital parts of a game like saving, then you're doing it wrong. It doesn't create tension, it creates frustration. The "need of being about survival" shouldn't come at the expense of pissing off the player. That's just poor design.

Besides, I have a life outside of video games. If I'm bored and playing a game, and my dad walks in and says "Put your shoes on and get in the car" or "Come on let's go" (like he frequently does) I'd like to be able to save my game and come back later instead of desperately searching for a save point before my dad gets pissed and turns off the console.