The Dumbest thing you have said to a Video game.

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#1  Edited By jasta

It always happens when you have been playing all day, your getting tired and your stuck at a certain point of a game. You get so frustrated that you end up saying stupid things to said game.

I was playing The Sabatouer the other week and after a long session was getting pissed at a mission I couldint get passed. I had to down some zeps but the rockets were glitching and travelling straight through them.

After about half an hour shooting at these things it finally got to me and I yelled "Die, You Fucking Balloon Die!"

At the time I thought nothing of it but when I woke up the next morning I thought to myself "Nice, I must have sounded like a right retard last night" 

Everyone does it so lets hear them.

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#2  Edited By Sooperspy

You must like the game bloons.

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#3  Edited By BraveToaster

I've never talked to a video game before...

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Probably in GTA IV when I accidentally run into the Hot Dog Stand and I have one sliver of health and then the vendor won't sell me hot dogs, and tries to punch me. And then I get shot by police. 
 
So, "STUPID FUCKING HOT DOG VENDOR!" 
 
At least, that's what I can think of now.

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#5  Edited By JessicaBoo

To most shooter games............. Really? Really??? I SHOT YOU!! don't lie!
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#6  Edited By jasta
@Axxol said:
" I've never talked to a video game before... "

Perhaps not "talked" but I'm pretty sure you must have at least muttered something under your breathe when a game starts acting dumb.
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#7  Edited By Kouerson

I have said many a stupid thing to Football Manager when my team fails to do what I'd like. That game is pure vitriol in .exe form.

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#8  Edited By Milkman

I don't yell a lot when playing games but I'm really passive aggressive about it. A lot of muttering and cursing under my breath. Along with a lot of throwing the controller down and looking at the game in disbelief.
 
The closest I'll ever get is a "Really? REALLY?!".

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#9  Edited By landon

I was watching the animed cut scenes of Blaz Blue one time, and when Noel Vermillion came out I screamed out "I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH! WHY CANT YOU BE REAL!!! I AM SO ALONE!!!"
 
Luckily I calmed down with some pizza rolls.

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#10  Edited By thehexeditor

"I LOVE YOU TOO YUKIKO AMAGI"

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#11  Edited By mylifeforAiur

The typical. The odd swear word, the odd accusation that the game has become sentient and is out to get me ;) 

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#12  Edited By eskimo

I regularly ask difficult games "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" in a loud voice, often followed by cursing.

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@eskimo said:
 "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"   
@JessicaBoo said:
 Really? Really??? I SHOT YOU!! don't lie! "  
@Milkman said:
 "Really? REALLY?!". "  
 Oh yeah, these too.
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#14  Edited By newhaap

"Goddammit Altair!!" when I was playing Ezio...

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#15  Edited By foggel
@JessicaBoo said:
" To most shooter games............. Really? Really??? I SHOT YOU!! don't lie! "
Shooters are the only games I yell at, and more specifically in MP shooters. When I finally understand that the yelling is not working, I accuse my roommate of downloading and sabotage.
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#16  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets

''WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT WENT STRAIGHT FOR ITS FUCKING FACE!''
 
''Oh yeah, sure, throw all those balls at me. It's not like I hate balls. Not at all.''

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#17  Edited By one_2nd

"I want to be inside of you."

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#18  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

I don't talk to video games.

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#19  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@one_2nd said:
" "I want to be inside of you." "
as in... you wanna be a character in the game 
 
 
right?  right. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
right ??
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#20  Edited By one_2nd
@Ahmad_Metallic: yeah... that's exactly what I was implying. 
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#21  Edited By apoptosis61

i speak to video games all the fucking time like i am speaking with a real person
 
video games best friends evah

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#22  Edited By immike

In most shooters: "Really, Really? So he didn't die after all those shots? So that's how it is huh? Alright then, fuck this game." *Middle finger at screen* 
 
Or: "Where's my team during all of this? I'm fighting everyone in the world and my teams on the other side of the map?! WTF!?" 
 
LOL, I usually bust out laughing after a while.

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#23  Edited By AuthenticM

"You fucking piece of shit game."
 
Or something along those lines. In French.

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#24  Edited By Soap

"oh of course! I empty a fucking CLIP into you and you keep shooting and two bullets and I'm dead!? FUCK this game!!"
 
...something like that usually

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#25  Edited By n00d13z

Mother FUCKER! 
Mother is said kinda soft. 
Then fucker is just a full blown yell.

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#26  Edited By JessicaBoo
@foggel said:
" @JessicaBoo said:
" To most shooter games............. Really? Really??? I SHOT YOU!! don't lie! "
Shooters are the only games I yell at, and more specifically in MP shooters. When I finally understand that the yelling is not working, I accuse my roommate of downloading and sabotage. "

Lol yes, speacially MP, i think a lot of people blame everything on everything around them. Specially if it lags... MOMM!!! WTF you doing on the PC :P
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#27  Edited By Joshakazam

"SHUT THE FUCK UP SHEPARD! SO FUCKING UNNECESSARY!"

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#28  Edited By vaiz

I usually vary between "YOU FUCKING FUCK." and "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HOW DID..." and then the rest is some unintelligible mix of curses and sputters.

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#30  Edited By Akeldama

Just today, I called a ghost in Fatal Frame 2 a "stupid gimp whore face".  
 
Proud moment for me.

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#32  Edited By shirogane
@Landon said:
"I was watching the animed cut scenes of Blaz Blue one time, and when Noel Vermillion came out I screamed out "I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH! WHY CANT YOU BE REAL!!! I AM SO ALONE!!!"  Luckily I calmed down with some pizza rolls. "

Yes, that is pretty dumb. CAUSE SHE'S MINE!!! 
 
Swearing while playing Resonance of Fate happens constantly. But it's not saying dumb things in this cause, rather, doing dumb things then swearing when i realise i screwed up.
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#33  Edited By DeShawn2ks

Stupid fu**ing not knowing how to double jump SPARTAN!!!!

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#34  Edited By Spoonman671

I occasionally call the game/developer a cunt.  Otherwise there's a lot of stuff like this:
 
 

 
One time when playing Resistance 2 online the two teams were fighting over a hallway, and one guy yelled "bum-rush the hole!" and ran into the hallway and died.  It's one of my fondest gaming memories.
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#35  Edited By CaptainObvious

THIS CONVERSATION SHOULD BE OVER AGES AGO! MOTHERFUCKER!

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#36  Edited By slantedwindows

    
thread over, bitches.
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#37  Edited By tebbit
Hello 
 
"Err... hello?" 
 
Follow me. 
 
"But... you're in the TV" 
 
*fart* 
 
"Hehehe"
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#38  Edited By Wasara88

Singlepalyer games are sometimes infuriating and i curse a little and blame someone else for my failures,but multiplayer takes the cake. I stopped playing MW2 and every other online shooters for awhile because it made me go apeshit. I never used a mic though and ruined it for anyone else....well maybe for the neighbours.Now i just play BFBC2.

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#39  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

My roommate once said this: You wanna fuck with me bat.  I'm a bat fucker.
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#40  Edited By IesuNoel

You can go get your fucking sword and stick it up your mother fucking ass you cunt hungry mother..?

 
Then I usually compose myself after that and just throw a big book to the wall or something.  Proactive anger management.

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#41  Edited By o_l_l_i_e

The other night/morning:
 
"You fucking dick biscuit."
 
 I have no idea where it came from but it signalled bed time.

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#42  Edited By ajamafalous

"Does this look infected to you?"

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#43  Edited By Evilsbane

*Ahem* YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? GODDAMMIT! whooo that was from trying to play Too Human again as a berserker solo...fucking soured me of that game real quick.

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#44  Edited By gosukiller

 
"SOULS!!! MY SOULS!! FUCK YOU!"
 
and
 
"IM FUCKING BLOCKING OMG I TECHED THAT THROW WTF!!"

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#45  Edited By stonyman65

either "Bullshit!" or "WHAT THE FUCK" are the two I use most.

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#46  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

I dont think Ive ever spoke to a game. Shooters yeah but thats normal right? :P 
Ive spoke about a game out loud, for example Spiderman 3 last night. I was defusing stupid bombs and I said aloud to myself and the people I was in a party with "This is shit, Spiderman never defused shitloads of bombs in real life" Then I realised how stupid I sounded and cut my tounge out :)
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#47  Edited By MooseyMcMan

Your shattering death shall be a fine one indeed, when I snap you into many sharp shards of sharpness.  
 
Okay, I never said that, but I plan on saying it at one point. 

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#48  Edited By IesuNoel

"I'm the greatest Megaman 9 player that ever lived!" 
 
Damn it, made my night.
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#49  Edited By penguindust

I remember I was playing R&C: Tools of Destruction on the PS3 and there comes a point in the game where you have to glide through these floating hoops.  On "default" the game is set to use the Sixaxis to perform this feat.  Well, it was driving me crazy.  Ten or more times I tried to make through to the end of the level.  Finally, I remember crying out in frustration, "You've got a fucking spaceship!  Why are we doing this?"  Later, I learned that I could switch to analog control for the part and breezed through on my very next attempt. 

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#50  Edited By one_2nd

"I FUCKING SHOT YOU, YOU FUCKING PUSSY" 
*throws controller* *picks up controller* *kills guy* 
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, PUSSY" 
 
This happened on that one level on cod4 on veteran. It's one of the last ones. The Countdown map is based on it.