The **Official** rules for video games!
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If you have an arrow/indicator to show that you should go THIS way next, you should definitely go THAT way first. Theres some cool stuff down that way.......
54. Video game scenery never represents real places no matter how close they resemble the real location.
*Looking at you GTA's and RE4/5*
55. If you stay in one place for more than 10 seconds in a FPS you are camping
56. You can not learn to play a guitar by playing Guitar Hero
57. If the game is made by Tim Schafer it will be awesome
58. If you ever loved a game, chances are Yahtzee Croshaw will hate it
59. If it's from Japan, the cast of X-Play will hate it
60. No matter how fucked up a Metal Gear Solid game's story is you will find it oddly intriguing
61. Each installment of Soul Calibur must have less realistic breast physics
62. Dating sims will not get you a girl friend in real life
63.Somehow silent protagonists seem to have good social lives, go figure.
The oddly dressed male character will always get the girl
If someone you loved disappeared, you WILL see them again
67. Explosive barrels are manufactured and distributed at an alarming rate.
68. Filling in a wall with objects that fit in the slots perfectly will always make a door open.
" 75. Betrayal is sometimes necessary to move along the plot. "Why don't you put them in one post? almost seems like your trying to get mass amounts of posts, not to be rude or anything.
Simply epic. I remember that Bombcast well. If you happen to remember the episode #, let me know what it is." 77. I have a Wii "
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81. Barrel rolls are never bad.
82. Jumping while you're already in the air is entirely possible, jumping twice after already jumping is even within the realms of possibility. Jumping three times after an initial jump can be done, but the feat is not reached by most. And for jumping a whopping four times after already having jumped once (a total of five jumps) is just a dream at this point, just a dream, and dream to be, hopefully, one day fullfilled by a young warrior.
83. You either can't swim at all, or can swim extremely well.
84. Solid Snake is never too old.
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