The Officially Unofficial Electronic 3 2013 Waiting Room

Today will be full of Press Conference after Press Conference of Expensive Games. No INDIE Shit Here

• Microsoft Takes the Stage First to show case their beloved and praised new console The XBOX ONE. Powered by 300,000 Azure Servers apparently they live in the cloud. So many Transistors you’ll just give up on life.

• EA takes the stage after Microsoft to show off their fancy new engine on fancy new games like Battlefield 4, Star Wars. FUCK YOU you’ll buy them

• After that Ubi Soft will have plenty to show off, The TV show person of interest video game. Hey remember that South Park game. Assassad, Fuck it Ass Creed cause fuck 3, fool me 4 times Ubi soft, I’m no fool. What else, ummm Splinter Cell, Persona 5.

• Next the underdogs, Buy a Vita Please SONY, they will have a flurry of games to show like Infamous Second Son, Drive Club guy, PGR, Forza 5 Gran Turismo, Persona 5, Knack, Buy a Vita. Also they show the box.

• Next your favorite Nintendo Franchises return, watch as a prerecorded soulless person clouds you in nostalgia and empty your bank accounts, With NINTENDO Direct they tell you directly MARIO , ZELDA Buy a Wii U you Fuck up.

How excited are for this glorious day.

Also there are official thread for individual events, I just could not help myself.

The what room? The fuck is waiting?

Since this is not a "watitng room" maybe he's waiting for the next years E3? This years E3 is already on.

Since every press conference will have its own thread, which will be open prior to each pc, thus working as a watitng room in some regard, I don't see the purpose of having another one of those.

But, what do I know? #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This thread is only for those that need help defecating.

Something I lazily conducted on GIMP out of sheer hype.