The Protagonist from the last game you played wants to...

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#1  Edited By Catolf

 
 ...have sex with you. What do you do?
 
I'm posting this here cause it's video game related, and damn funny when it got going at escapist, Guess I'm first.
 

 You know what Stocke, I don't mind one bit.
 You know what Stocke, I don't mind one bit.
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#2  Edited By eroticfishcake

Tell 'im to STICK it up his arse side ways! I'mma keepin' ma lady bits to myself! 
 
Erm, what game is this?

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#3  Edited By Catolf
@eroticfishcake: XD! From Radiant Historia.
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#4  Edited By Quesa
I don't think I can really stop him.
I don't think I can really stop him.
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#5  Edited By Catolf
@Paperlink: Oh ...oh... I'm so sorry...XD
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#6  Edited By MEATBALL

Garcia, look, I had no idea you swung that way...I just...I don't. I'm not. We cool?

What? No, I'm not your puto. I'd really rather...

No Garcia, I don't want to taste your big boner...

What? No, look, can't you just be cool? Look, no, I'm not interested in having my crack filled by your explosive hotboner's sticky payload.

Garcia? Get your hands off me! Garcia? This isn't funny. No. Stop it. Garcia! GARCIA!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#7  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Protagonist from the last game I played/finished: 

 Stocke
 Stocke
If he wanted to have sex with me, I'd probably agree at the condition he gave me his Chronicle.
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#8  Edited By AhmadMetallic

Alice? oh hell yes  
 

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#9  Edited By inkerman

Some Arc Restraints and I am fucked with that lightening rod...

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#10  Edited By SMTDante89

Politely decline, then walk away.

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#11  Edited By eroticfishcake
@Catolf: Ahhh. Been a while since I've played a JRPG(?) so I'll take a look at it later. Cheers. 
 
Also, I still don't know what type of person Stocke is but he sounds like a total sleaze-bag. :P
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#12  Edited By DeeGee

The last game I played was Saints Row 2. My dude wore purple leather buttless chaps, womens underwear and high heels. But nobody cared because he fucking killed EVERYONE. Nobody will dare laugh at his crossdressing ways when he's blowing the shit out of your boat. He can take me anytime.

God I love that game.

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#13  Edited By Jeust

I know you've been a great pal while we played together, despite the irritating voice, but... I'm not like that, Starkiller. 

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#14  Edited By Catolf
@eroticfishcake said:
@Catolf: Ahhh. Been a while since I've played a JRPG(?) so I'll take a look at it later. Cheers. 
 
Also, I still don't know what type of person Stocke is but he sounds like a total sleaze-bag. :P
Yeah it's a JRPG on the DS. Nooo stocke is noble! I just made him sound sleezy. XD
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#15  Edited By Sambambo

I was playing F1 2010 as me so...

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#16  Edited By MariachiMacabre
@DeeGee

The last game I played was Saints Row 2. My dude wore purple leather buttless chaps, womens underwear and high heels. But nobody cared because he fucking killed EVERYONE. Nobody will dare laugh at his crossdressing ways when he's blowing the shit out of your boat. He can take me anytime.

God I love that game.

Saints Row 2 here as well, but i made my character into an Australian Duke Nukem. Not a lot i can do to stop him...
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#17  Edited By BionicMonster

the last game i played was WoW , so I guess i can't blame myself.

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#19  Edited By phrosen

Saucy Male on Male on Male on Female orgy with the main character(s) from Trine.

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#20  Edited By Animasta

he is quite dashing...

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I named my dude in Tactics Ogre after myself so...........

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#23  Edited By Catolf
@Bocam said:

So the last game I played was "The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno" so I'm going to go have sex with gang rapists... My ass is going to be destroyed.

<< you had that coming LOL
 
@Laketown said:

he is quite dashing...

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Yes he is XD
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#24  Edited By imsh_pl
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Uhm...
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#25  Edited By Buck

I played Nasus  in the previous match so yeah... I'm not into male and furry Anubis look-a-likes...
 

Pharaoh Nasus
Pharaoh Nasus
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#26  Edited By Capum15

My male Jedi Consular named Thor in KOTOR.

He's a good guy, so I think I'm fine if I just say no.

And if it wasn't protagonists it'd be T3-M4. Though, robot who obeys my commands wouldn't be a problem.

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#28  Edited By Wrighteous86

@Paperlink said:

I don't think I can really stop him.
I don't think I can really stop him.

Looks like you're... fucked.

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#29  Edited By jacksukeru

He died to save humanity so I'm not too worried.

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#30  Edited By Simmse

Erm.. 

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STIs coming my way, atleast he will defend me right?
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#31  Edited By Quesa

@Simmse: Dude's immune to diseases. So you can go raw!

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#32  Edited By CastroCasper

Oh no...

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#33  Edited By GJSmitty

The last game I played?  Last night I played some Just Cause 2... 
No Rico, get away!

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#34  Edited By Dany

I am totally OK with this.

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#35  Edited By penguindust

Well, she says she's 19, so...

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#36  Edited By Romination

Well seeing as I was playing Civ V and it was Nobunaga....

Japanese forces fight just as hard no matter how damaged they are, if you know what I'm saying.

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#37  Edited By Cwaff

@Paperlink: Good luck sir!

Last game I played was TF2, doesn't really have a protagonist so I'll use my most played class... Bring it Demoman.

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#38  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

@Ahmad_Metallic: I second that.

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#39  Edited By duskvamp

I don't know if I could, with The Watcher... watching. 
 

Avert your eyes Watcher! 
Avert your eyes Watcher! 
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#40  Edited By Yanngc33

I'd get it on with female shepard

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#41  Edited By mmzOne
 At least she's hot
 At least she's hot
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#43  Edited By time allen
kaim argonar, an immortal. ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 
kaim argonar, an immortal. ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 
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#44  Edited By Catolf
@Toms115 said:
kaim argonar, an immortal. ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 
kaim argonar, an immortal. ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 
XD You can be one of his many wives.. hehe.
 
Had I not picked up Radiant historia it would have been Kaim for me also. That guy get's around!
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#45  Edited By adziboy

I just played Top Spin 4 with my custom created Maria Sharapova. Do I get the character or the real Maria? 
 
Either way I'm game.

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#46  Edited By toowalrus

Solid Snake is in no kind of shape to be having sex with anyone at this point.

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#47  Edited By TyrellOCP
@mmzOne: Which game is that? 
Playing as a woman who's on fire sounds amazing.
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#48  Edited By karatetron
I would probably cry.
I would probably cry.
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#49  Edited By Gargantuan

 No thanks
 No thanks
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#50  Edited By Meowshi

Why would I want to have sex with an angry bird?