The Protagonist from the last game you played wants to...

 
 ...have sex with you. What do you do?
 
I'm posting this here cause it's video game related, and damn funny when it got going at escapist, Guess I'm first.
 

Tell 'im to STICK it up his arse side ways! I'mma keepin' ma lady bits to myself! 
 
Erm, what game is this?

Garcia, look, I had no idea you swung that way...I just...I don't. I'm not. We cool?

What? No, I'm not your puto. I'd really rather...

No Garcia, I don't want to taste your big boner...

What? No, look, can't you just be cool? Look, no, I'm not interested in having my crack filled by your explosive hotboner's sticky payload.

Garcia? Get your hands off me! Garcia? This isn't funny. No. Stop it. Garcia! GARCIA!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Protagonist from the last game I played/finished: 

Alice? oh hell yes  
 

Some Arc Restraints and I am fucked with that lightening rod...

Politely decline, then walk away.

The last game I played was Saints Row 2. My dude wore purple leather buttless chaps, womens underwear and high heels. But nobody cared because he fucking killed EVERYONE. Nobody will dare laugh at his crossdressing ways when he's blowing the shit out of your boat. He can take me anytime.

God I love that game.

I know you've been a great pal while we played together, despite the irritating voice, but... I'm not like that, Starkiller. 

@Catolf: Ahhh. Been a while since I've played a JRPG(?) so I'll take a look at it later. Cheers. 
 
Also, I still don't know what type of person Stocke is but he sounds like a total sleaze-bag. :P

I was playing F1 2010 as me so...

The last game I played was Saints Row 2. My dude wore purple leather buttless chaps, womens underwear and high heels. But nobody cared because he fucking killed EVERYONE. Nobody will dare laugh at his crossdressing ways when he's blowing the shit out of your boat. He can take me anytime.

God I love that game.

the last game i played was WoW , so I guess i can't blame myself.

So the last game I played was "The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno" so I'm going to go have sex with gang rapists... My ass is going to be destroyed.

Saucy Male on Male on Male on Female orgy with the main character(s) from Trine.

he is quite dashing...

I named my dude in Tactics Ogre after myself so...........

So the last game I played was "The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno" so I'm going to go have sex with gang rapists... My ass is going to be destroyed.

he is quite dashing...

I played Nasus  in the previous match so yeah... I'm not into male and furry Anubis look-a-likes...
 

My male Jedi Consular named Thor in KOTOR.

He's a good guy, so I think I'm fine if I just say no.

And if it wasn't protagonists it'd be T3-M4. Though, robot who obeys my commands wouldn't be a problem.

@Paperlink said:

Looks like you're... fucked.

He died to save humanity so I'm not too worried.

Erm.. 

@Simmse: Dude's immune to diseases. So you can go raw!

Oh no...

The last game I played?  Last night I played some Just Cause 2... 
No Rico, get away!

I am totally OK with this.

Well, she says she's 19, so...

Well seeing as I was playing Civ V and it was Nobunaga....

Japanese forces fight just as hard no matter how damaged they are, if you know what I'm saying.

@Paperlink: Good luck sir!

Last game I played was TF2, doesn't really have a protagonist so I'll use my most played class... Bring it Demoman.

@Ahmad_Metallic: I second that.

I don't know if I could, with The Watcher... watching. 
 

I'd get it on with female shepard

I just played Top Spin 4 with my custom created Maria Sharapova. Do I get the character or the real Maria? 
 
Either way I'm game.

Solid Snake is in no kind of shape to be having sex with anyone at this point.

Why would I want to have sex with an angry bird?