I'm a college student and here on campus recently I've noticed many a female wearing tights...well...as pants. I know there's already a website (blog) dedicated to this and they're college campus, however, I would like your opinions on this. Call it...research.
Can tights be substituted for pants?
Tights ≠ Pants
Short answer is yes. Especially in the winter months, you're going to start seeing more women wearing tights or leggings as pants. This is acceptable, though as fashion dictates, it doesn't work for everyone.
Personally, I like it when a skirt is thrown on over the leggings, as the tiniest miniskirt can be called into play with no true negative behind (or in this case under) it.
" What's the problem? Hot chicks put on tight clothing. Don't let me get in their way. "For the most part, tights are not very flattering. Not that they have to be. I mean, from this particular description, they're in school. You know, being lazy and just making it to class on time for an education. Where whatever the fuck makes you comfortable. But asthetics wise . . . the only thing less flattering to a body than those Peg Bundy tights are those weird shirts chicks where that have the waist up really high, and then sort of "billow out" loosely. It always makes even skinny chicks look like they might be pregnant. On the other hand, I'm a fucking ugly pig male, so what I think is pretty much irrelevant.
" As long as the people wearing them are exclusively hot chicks, then yes, tights can be substituted for pants. "
Depends, does the girl wearing them pull it off? I have a hatred for people wearing things, especially sweat pants, that are too big or too small for them.
It's not as bad as seeing girls wear pajamas and slippers out to the grocery store, or on airplanes, or to Starbucks...yeah. Coming back to SFO from Albuquerque last week I was sitting in BUSINESS CLASS next to a girl who looked like she was going to a slumber party, complete with giant ass pillow and blanket. It's getting out of hand.
Not only do tights count as pants, but you can also choose to employ something that Australian comedian Greg Fleet likes to call Jumper Pants. This is where you don't have any pants handy, so you take a jumper/sweater and put your legs through the arm holes, thus creating a pair of Jumper Pants.
" Not only do tights count as pants, but you can also choose to employ something that Australian comedian Greg Fleet likes to call Jumper Pants. This is where you don't have any pants handy, so you take a jumper/sweater and put your legs through the arm holes, thus creating a pair of Jumper Pants. "Genius. I'll have to remember that if I ever shit my pants.
All long as there's no front-butt, or even a gunt. Because I'm an American citizen and I have a right to not see that shit.
Also, I understand you ladies like to feel sexy, and that's all fine and good. But please, us men hide our love handles when we have them. I do not think wearing a belly shirt/lowrise jeans combo is gonna make your neglected body any more convincing.
" It's not as bad as seeing girls wear pajamas and slippers out to the grocery store, or on airplanes, or to Starbucks...yeah. Coming back to SFO from Albuquerque last week I was sitting in BUSINESS CLASS next to a girl who looked like she was going to a slumber party, complete with giant ass pillow and blanket. It's getting out of hand. "OH MAN. You totally hit the nail on the head. While I am in some agreement with TC, this is what really bothers me. I'm like, "You are a grown person, don't dress up like you got out of bed, get some class or professionalism. I mean you aren't home, you are out in public!"
" It's not as bad as seeing girls wear pajamas and slippers out to the grocery store, or on airplanes, or to Starbucks...yeah. Coming back to SFO from Albuquerque last week I was sitting in BUSINESS CLASS next to a girl who looked like she was going to a slumber party, complete with giant ass pillow and blanket. It's getting out of hand. "It's odd, I always notice an extreme jump in this whenever I'm in SF. Maybe it's a bigger city thing but I don't see a lot of it around here.
" @Branthog said:There's more to life than Oprah and bon-bons.What are you trying to say? "" Gross. Tights are for Peg Bundy. Lazy. "
" I think it looks a bit stupid myself. A tight pair of jeans is far more attractive. "With boots as well, right?!
RIGHT?!
When it comes to hating things other people do, I'm usually the first. But I'm OK with this. I don't see it as shameless oversexualizing (even if it does show off their asses, but tight jeans do the same, and no one complains). Besides, most of the ones I see are something different from tights, they're more like leggings. Plus, they look really comfortable and, though they probably aren't, really warm.
" @gunslingerNZ said:Boots are the devil's shoes. Begone, ye demon footery!" I think it looks a bit stupid myself. A tight pair of jeans is far more attractive. "With boots as well, right?! RIGHT?! "
@MooseyMcMan said:
" @doublezeroduck said:That's a fucking lie." @Branthog said:There's more to life than Oprah and bon-bons. "What are you trying to say? "" Gross. Tights are for Peg Bundy. Lazy. "
Come to my workplace. We have very large girls wearing tights. But that is not the worst. We have one girl who wears the same pair of pants 5 days a week. It's fucking gross. Then to top it all off. We made fun of the gross girl's ( who wears the same pants everyday )husabdn for wearing flood. Now this gross right now is wearing the same pair of pants for the fourth time this week. They should be shot or tasered at the least. Now here is the real kicker. The super gross girl who wears the same pair of pants every fucking day rarely changes her shirts too. Today she is wearing a nasty gross purple sweatshirt that looks like she stole it from a homeless person. She now looks like a bizzaro Grimace ( from McDonalds)
I throw up a little in my mouth every morning I walk into my office.
I'm sure bravery has nothing to do with it, the reason winter never stopped me from wearing dresses without tights is because I stopped me from wearing them first. Thus saving masculinity not only for me, but those around me!" @Tebbit: I dress like an eskimo in the summer, winter is not exception! I'm pretty much always freezing! But maybe one day I will be as brave as you! =[ "
Also, dressing like an eskimo in summer is the sweetest crime. Considering New Zealand is a stone's throw away from Antarctica, summer can be cold as fuck. Pants > Shorts any day of the week...
@Azteck said:
" When done right, it can be kind of attractive. You should stop caring about other peoples legs less "Wait, so... he should care about them more? Double negatives hurt my soul.
" Come to my workplace. We have very large girls wearing tights. But that is not the worst. We have one girl who wears the same pair of pants 5 days a week. It's fucking gross. Then to top it all off. We made fun of the gross girl's ( who wears the same pants everyday )husabdn for wearing flood. Now this gross right now is wearing the same pair of pants for the fourth time this week. They should be shot or tasered at the least. Now here is the real kicker. The super gross girl who wears the same pair of pants every fucking day rarely changes her shirts too. Today she is wearing a nasty gross purple sweatshirt that looks like she stole it from a homeless person. She now looks like a bizzaro Grimace ( from McDonalds) I throw up a little in my mouth every morning I walk into my office. "You do realize that it's okay to call someone out for being gross, right?
If it's actually a hygiene problem that affects people, you should let her know.
Case in point: a friend of mine works at a local newspaper and one of the fluff article columnists, every day for a straight month, came in smelling like cat piss. She didn't smell it, but her clothes, her hair, her skin, it WREAKED of cat piss. No one wanted to tell her because they thought it would be mean or that it could be some sort of office offense. Eventually, my friend confronted her about it and she honestly had no idea. Turns out, she had gotten a new kitten the month prior and it was pissing EVERYWHERE in her apartment, on the beds, on the curtains, on the fresh laundry, so much so that even when she cleaned up the visual mess, her nose could no longer detect the odor.
It's okay to pull someone aside to a corner where no one else is and say, "I don't want to be mean or confrontational, but you have a serious problem going on and you need to fix it." If I smelt like catpiss and could not detect it myself, I would want to be notified.
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