Video Games Are Srs Business Case 3: Rude Alpha Male w/ a Twist

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Now I know in the last Video Games Are Srs Business I teased a message from an MK player I managed to beat, but this new case is so ludicrous that it simply has to get priority. The other message will still come, so look for that soon. I tried keeping images in spoiler tags so that this post isn't super long by default, but the spoiler tags glitch out any time I use more than one of them. Anyway, on with the show!

Case 3

I was playing multiplayer Mortal Kombat in the Hell lobby. This one dude kept spamming the chat with super macho man messages like 'I CAN BEAT ANYONE CHALLENGE ME' and was working around the profanity filter to drop some n-words here and there. I really wished he would stop being such a jerk and his online record wasn't the best so I thought we might be of similar skill level and I challenged him. In the first match he beat me in the 3rd round with less than a quarter of his health bar. We did a rematch and he beat me in the 3rd round again, this time with even less health. At this point I decided to move on to a different opponent and we did not fight again. About a minute later I received this gem of a message from him:

Not only did this dude flex his e-penis in the chat but he felt like he needed to let me know that I was a sorry ass- well, you know. So far we have established that this guy is a super macho alpha (EX Arcade Edition?) dudebro. Ever wonder what kinds of games uber manly men xxxtreeeeme 2014 play on their 360s? Here is a crude MS Paint-made collage I crafted using this lovely gentleman's games played list:

Not that he's not allowed to enjoy his games or anything dumb like that.

But wait! There's one more game that deserves a separate image.

I never thought I'd come across someone who has played this! Awesome.

Did my ass just get served by a 12 year old? I wonder if he's all macho in his school/clubs/etc. or if it's just an online persona. Oh, did I mention he's been suspended 4 times? No? Well here is his Xbox Live bio to explain the situation:

Next Time

Tune in to the next Video Games Are Srs business for a very frustrated MK player and for GoranP's Patented Weirdest Message of the Week Award 20xx EX 2000!

Case 3

I was playing multiplayer Mortal Kombat in the Hell lobby. This one dude kept spamming the chat with super macho man messages like 'I CAN BEAT ANYONE CHALLENGE ME' and was working around the profanity filter to drop some n-words here and there. I really wished he would stop being such a jerk and his online record wasn't the best so I thought we might be of similar skill level and I challenged him. In the first match he beat me in the 3rd round with less than a quarter of his health bar. We did a rematch and he beat me in the 3rd round again, this time with even less health. At this point I decided to move on to a different opponent and we did not fight again. About a minute later I received this gem of a message from him:

Not only did this dude flex his e-penis in the chat but he felt like he needed to let me know that I was a sorry ass- well, you know. So far we have established that this guy is a super macho alpha (EX Arcade Edition?) dudebro. Ever wonder what kinds of games uber manly men xxxtreeeeme 2014 play on their 360s? Here is a crude MS Paint-made collage I crafted using this lovely gentleman's games played list:

But wait! There's one more game that deserves a separate image.

Did my ass just get served by a 12 year old? I wonder if he's all macho in his school/clubs/etc. or if it's just an online persona. Oh, did I mention he's been suspended 4 times? No? Well here is his Xbox Live bio to explain the situation:

Next Time

Tune in to the next Video Games Are Srs business for a very frustrated MK player and for GoranP's Patented Weirdest Message of the Week Award 20xx EX 2000!

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14 years ago

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#2 Edited By AlexW00d

'Dumb dumbs' Wow.

14 years ago

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#3 Edited By Getz

Who the fuck calls their friends "duckets?" This wins "stupidest thing I've heard this week."

14 years ago

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#4 Edited By JJWeatherman

If that guys plays as much NBA 2K as he claims, then I wouldn't be surprised if I'd played against him before.

Although, it seems like everyone on 2K acts like this guy.

14 years ago

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#5 Edited By awe_stuck

LMAO. wow, thats pretty classic. hes a wigger clown posse fool hardcore gamer OMG it got old fast cus his ass got way to sore im guessin YO

14 years ago

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#6 Edited By Claude

I wonder what the message would have been if you would have won? Yikes.

14 years ago

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#7 Edited By DougQuaid

@JJWeatherman said:

" If that guys plays as much NBA 2K as he claims, then I wouldn't be surprised if I'd played against him before.

Although, it seems like everyone on 2K acts like this guy.
"

I like basketball so therefore I am black.. and deep in the motha fuckin streets. Yes yes?

14 years ago

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#8 Edited By Yanngc33

That's a hell of a gamerscore he's got there

14 years ago

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#9 Edited By Video_Game_King

And this is why on the Moon, breeding is a privilege, not a right.

14 years ago

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#10 Edited By Picard

It should be put down like a dog, for the betterment of mankind.

14 years ago

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#11 Edited By sparklykiss

Sonic & SEGA Racing is a wonderful game.

...I also tried 3 times to make sense of that bio. I couldn't. "Dumb dumbs" is... What? Being banned all those times must have made him "dumb dumb down" his bio.

14 years ago

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#12 Edited By melcene

Dear. God.

Sounds like a couple of my cousins, actually.

And regarding his game selection... before I took a look, I thought perhaps he was one of those types that just rents a bunch of games, even crappy ones, to boost his gamerscore. Nope.

14 years ago

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#13 Edited By LordXavierBritish

I wish I had some duckets.

14 years ago

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#14 Edited By themoon13

@Getz said:

" Who the fuck calls their friends "duckets?" This wins "stupidest thing I've heard this week." "

I had to look up what it means on urbandictionary! Though maybe that says about me more than anything.

@Claude said:

" I wonder what the message would have been if you would have won? Yikes. "

I regret not having the skill to beat him, the messages would have been incredible !

@Sparklykiss said:

" Sonic & SEGA Racing is a wonderful game....I also tried 3 times to make sense of that bio. I couldn't. "Dumb dumbs" is... What? Being banned all those times must have made him "dumb dumb down" his bio."

Extremely well played!

@melcene said:

"Dear. God.Sounds like a couple of my cousins, actually. And regarding his game selection... before I took a look, I thought perhaps he was one of those types that just rents a bunch of games, even crappy ones, to boost his gamerscore. Nope."

Wait, are you saying Bomberman: Act Zero is not art?!

14 years ago

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#15 Edited By destruktive

Yoo, why u gotta h8 etc etc.

side note: I probably wouldn't hang out with that guy

14 years ago

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#16 Edited By rick9109

Pirates v Ninjas Dball

14 years ago

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#17 Edited By themoon13

@rick9109: Whoever wins... WE LOSE!

14 years ago

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