Want Hentai Soda? Try Tentacle Grape

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Edited By gman
Mnemosyne LLC has teamed up with the people who brought you the Anime After Dark Film Festival to bring you a new taste sensation.  This new soda is supposed to be the perfect caffeine rush for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.
“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

Would you be willing to give this a try?  Someone let me know what it's like.  Don't miss out on the limited edition label...
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#1  Edited By gman
Mnemosyne LLC has teamed up with the people who brought you the Anime After Dark Film Festival to bring you a new taste sensation.  This new soda is supposed to be the perfect caffeine rush for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.
“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

Would you be willing to give this a try?  Someone let me know what it's like.  Don't miss out on the limited edition label...
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#2  Edited By lamegame621

interesting.

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#3  Edited By Endogene

The bumper sticker must give you some nice reactions.

edit: wonder if it is a normal condom that comes with it or one that looks like a tentacle.

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#4  Edited By dwreck

I want the Giant Bomb crew to drink this on the Bombcast.

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#5  Edited By PLWolf

LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO

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#6  Edited By Chummy8

Because gamers, cosplayers, and comic book fans have different caffine needs than everyone else.

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#7  Edited By KnifeySpoony

Yeah, this needs to be the next taste test for the bombcast

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#8  Edited By papercut

yum?

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#9  Edited By OmegaPirate

Just fucking WOW- those crazy Japs!

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#10  Edited By chirotera

"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

As opposed to... tentacle cherry? I'm not sure what frightens me more; this soda, or the fact that there might be other hentai sodas on the market. If it was the only soda, it'd be marketed as "The only hentai soda on the market."

Perish the thought.

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#11  Edited By JJOR64

If I drink this will I grow a tentacle?

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#12  Edited By gman
TheWolf619 said:
"LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO"
I forgot to include:
Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.
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#13  Edited By Coltonio7

Man, what kiiind of tentacles?

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#14  Edited By Mowgers

So, er, you boys going to be trying this one? You really should. You know, in the interests of science.

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#15  Edited By Geno

"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

Lol, I didn't know such a market existed.

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#16  Edited By toowalrus

This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol

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#17  Edited By gman
TooWalrus said:
"This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol"
The info I got said it was perfect for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.  It's almost like they knew I had access to all three sites. 

That and it's a slow news day.
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#18  Edited By PowerSerj

Mm, mm, love me some hentai soda!

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#19  Edited By PeldonPeldon

Ah well, it's been specially formulated for <i>gamers</i>.  I had better get some then.


Seriously, I am getting some.  Hentai Soda, makes a great gift.

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#20  Edited By LiquidPrince

That's so weird =P

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this is too funny

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#22  Edited By ShartCarbuncle

Ban this filth!

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#23  Edited By Snail

What has the world become...

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#24  Edited By Death_Burnout

Aha I would like some of that, i also agree with the notion the guys should try some of that on air.

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#25  Edited By gman

I'll see if I can make that happen.

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#26  Edited By RolexDPracer

Wow, my new favorite drink. This must be taste-tested on the Bombcast!!

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#27  Edited By ZombiePie

The shit some people come up with these days....

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#28  Edited By MordeaniisChaos

Man, why couldn't santa get me this instead of all those muscular fire man??

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#29  Edited By jimbo_n

That is so over the top ridiculous that I have to try it. Probably will be ordering some..

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#30  Edited By RedSox8933

hmm...hentai soda?

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#31  Edited By RawShark

Oh shit epic.

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#32  Edited By weltal

"Oh,Oh GOD! It's raping My mouth"
--"That's right, a mouthful of rape in every sip."

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#33  Edited By darkjester74

Fun phrase for the day:  "ridiculous and delicious"

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#34  Edited By piropeople13

$15.99 PLUS SHIPPING FOR ONLY 6 BOTTLES!!!

Would I try this?  No fucking way.

$7.99 plus shipping, probably would try.

$5.99 plus shipping, defiantly would order immediately.

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#35  Edited By delicious_lie

hahaha!
rape!
rape is hilarious!


seriously this is probably one of the most awful things ever

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#36  Edited By RetroIce4

*4Chan comes running in* "Hell Yeah!"

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#37  Edited By Jayge_

Isn't this more suited to AnimeVice or something?

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#38  Edited By runin

found this quote in the about page on the website; "Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"

sounds dangerous

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#39  Edited By gman
Jayge said:
"Isn't this more suited to AnimeVice or something?"
The press release says it's for gamers too.  Gamers drink too?  Do gamers not like tentacles?
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#40  Edited By DukeTogo

More over-priced than Brawndo, and nowhere near as cool.  The nutrition label is funky too, nowhere is sugar or grape listed, just a shitload of sodium and carbs.  So it's salty tasting, like tears from rape perhaps?

This has legal issues written all over it.

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#41  Edited By vibratingdonkey

Tentacle Grape... Oh dear...

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#42  Edited By Endogene
DukeTogo said:
"More over-priced than Brawndo, and nowhere near as cool.  The nutrition label is funky too, nowhere is sugar or grape listed, just a shitload of sodium and carbs.  So it's salty tasting, like tears from rape perhaps?

This has legal issues written all over it."
Sweet sweet tears
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#43  Edited By AndrewB

Do want!

Except it's more expensive than most alcoholic 6 pack drinks you can buy. Alcohol is the *real* energy drink.

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#44  Edited By Captain_Fookup

Fuck this is better than Alf back in pog form.

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#45  Edited By Sharpshooter

Wait...what??? Tentacle Grape Branded Condoms? O.o

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#46  Edited By Gizmo

Yes, but does the Hentai soda wear a schoolgirl skirt and make high pitched moaning noises.

That is the real Hentai-soda.
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#47  Edited By Relys

Yes good sir, I think I would.

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#48  Edited By sdauz

and so another angel gets its wings.......wait im lost

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#49  Edited By ferrarimanf355

I'm not going to lie, this sounds fucking disgusting, like that Cocaine energy drink...

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#50  Edited By dsplayer1010

So weird. So very, very weird