Want Hentai Soda? Try Tentacle Grape

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Posted by gman (489 posts) -
Mnemosyne LLC has teamed up with the people who brought you the Anime After Dark Film Festival to bring you a new taste sensation.  This new soda is supposed to be the perfect caffeine rush for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.
“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

Would you be willing to give this a try?  Someone let me know what it's like.  Don't miss out on the limited edition label...
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#1 Posted by gman (489 posts) -
Mnemosyne LLC has teamed up with the people who brought you the Anime After Dark Film Festival to bring you a new taste sensation.  This new soda is supposed to be the perfect caffeine rush for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.
“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

Would you be willing to give this a try?  Someone let me know what it's like.  Don't miss out on the limited edition label...
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#2 Posted by lamegame621 (1000 posts) -

interesting.

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#3 Edited by Endogene (5185 posts) -

The bumper sticker must give you some nice reactions.

edit: wonder if it is a normal condom that comes with it or one that looks like a tentacle.

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#4 Posted by dwreck (56 posts) -

I want the Giant Bomb crew to drink this on the Bombcast.

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#5 Posted by PLWolf (967 posts) -

LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO

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#6 Posted by Chummy8 (3878 posts) -

Because gamers, cosplayers, and comic book fans have different caffine needs than everyone else.

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#7 Posted by KnifeySpoony (1255 posts) -

Yeah, this needs to be the next taste test for the bombcast

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#8 Posted by papercut (4185 posts) -

yum?

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#9 Posted by OmegaPirate (5642 posts) -

Just fucking WOW- those crazy Japs!

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#10 Posted by chirotera (62 posts) -

"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

As opposed to... tentacle cherry? I'm not sure what frightens me more; this soda, or the fact that there might be other hentai sodas on the market. If it was the only soda, it'd be marketed as "The only hentai soda on the market."

Perish the thought.

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#11 Posted by JJOR64 (19693 posts) -

If I drink this will I grow a tentacle?

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#12 Posted by gman (489 posts) -
TheWolf619 said:
"LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO"
I forgot to include:
Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.
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#13 Posted by Coltonio7 (3214 posts) -

Man, what kiiind of tentacles?

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#14 Posted by Mowgers (426 posts) -

So, er, you boys going to be trying this one? You really should. You know, in the interests of science.

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#15 Posted by Geno (6767 posts) -

"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

Lol, I didn't know such a market existed.

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#16 Posted by toowalrus (13405 posts) -

This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol

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#17 Posted by gman (489 posts) -
TooWalrus said:
"This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol"
The info I got said it was perfect for gamers, cosplayers and comic book fans.  It's almost like they knew I had access to all three sites. 

That and it's a slow news day.
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#18 Posted by PowerSerj (994 posts) -

Mm, mm, love me some hentai soda!

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#19 Posted by PeldonPeldon (17 posts) -

Ah well, it's been specially formulated for <i>gamers</i>.  I had better get some then.


Seriously, I am getting some.  Hentai Soda, makes a great gift.

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#20 Posted by LiquidPrince (17073 posts) -

That's so weird =P

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#21 Posted by Fire_Marshall_Bill (143 posts) -

this is too funny

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#22 Posted by ShartCarbuncle (49 posts) -

Ban this filth!

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#23 Posted by Snail (8908 posts) -

What has the world become...

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#24 Posted by Death_Burnout (3847 posts) -

Aha I would like some of that, i also agree with the notion the guys should try some of that on air.

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#25 Posted by gman (489 posts) -

I'll see if I can make that happen.

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#26 Posted by RolexDPracer (45 posts) -

Wow, my new favorite drink. This must be taste-tested on the Bombcast!!

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#27 Posted by ZombiePie (7471 posts) -

The shit some people come up with these days....

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#28 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5904 posts) -

Man, why couldn't santa get me this instead of all those muscular fire man??

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#29 Posted by Jimbo_N (1488 posts) -

That is so over the top ridiculous that I have to try it. Probably will be ordering some..

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#30 Posted by RedSox8933 (2501 posts) -

hmm...hentai soda?

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#31 Posted by RawShark (234 posts) -

Oh shit epic.

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#32 Posted by Weltal (2304 posts) -

"Oh,Oh GOD! It's raping My mouth"
--"That's right, a mouthful of rape in every sip."

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#33 Posted by darkjester74 (1708 posts) -

Fun phrase for the day:  "ridiculous and delicious"

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#34 Posted by piropeople13 (411 posts) -

$15.99 PLUS SHIPPING FOR ONLY 6 BOTTLES!!!

Would I try this?  No fucking way.

$7.99 plus shipping, probably would try.

$5.99 plus shipping, defiantly would order immediately.

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#35 Posted by delicious_lie (138 posts) -

hahaha!
rape!
rape is hilarious!


seriously this is probably one of the most awful things ever

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#36 Posted by RetroIce4 (4433 posts) -

*4Chan comes running in* "Hell Yeah!"

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#37 Posted by Jayge_ (10269 posts) -

Isn't this more suited to AnimeVice or something?

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#38 Posted by runin (12 posts) -

found this quote in the about page on the website; "Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"

sounds dangerous

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#39 Posted by gman (489 posts) -
Jayge said:
"Isn't this more suited to AnimeVice or something?"
The press release says it's for gamers too.  Gamers drink too?  Do gamers not like tentacles?
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#40 Posted by DukeTogo (1516 posts) -

More over-priced than Brawndo, and nowhere near as cool.  The nutrition label is funky too, nowhere is sugar or grape listed, just a shitload of sodium and carbs.  So it's salty tasting, like tears from rape perhaps?

This has legal issues written all over it.

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#41 Posted by vibratingdonkey (1187 posts) -

Tentacle Grape... Oh dear...

Online
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#42 Posted by Endogene (5185 posts) -
DukeTogo said:
"More over-priced than Brawndo, and nowhere near as cool.  The nutrition label is funky too, nowhere is sugar or grape listed, just a shitload of sodium and carbs.  So it's salty tasting, like tears from rape perhaps?

This has legal issues written all over it."
Sweet sweet tears
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#43 Edited by AndrewB (7816 posts) -

Do want!

Except it's more expensive than most alcoholic 6 pack drinks you can buy. Alcohol is the *real* energy drink.

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#44 Posted by Captain_Fookup (1526 posts) -

Fuck this is better than Alf back in pog form.

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#45 Edited by Sharpshooter (914 posts) -

Wait...what??? Tentacle Grape Branded Condoms? O.o

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#46 Posted by Gizmo (5467 posts) -

Yes, but does the Hentai soda wear a schoolgirl skirt and make high pitched moaning noises.

That is the real Hentai-soda.
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#47 Posted by Relys (1001 posts) -

Yes good sir, I think I would.

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#48 Posted by sdauz (432 posts) -

and so another angel gets its wings.......wait im lost

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#49 Posted by ferrarimanf355 (490 posts) -

I'm not going to lie, this sounds fucking disgusting, like that Cocaine energy drink...

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#50 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2331 posts) -

So weird. So very, very weird