As a kid, the maxim was always: own a Nintendo, figure out the rest later. Then the PS2 came along, ate the Gamecube's lunch and I...well, no, I didn't never look back, but I could never compel myself into Nintendo's arms for a handful of games.
Except now, thanks to a dear friend's gambling winnings, I'm here, setting up a Switch so he can play Mario Kart remotely! But, other than fulfill his request of installing Mario Kart (does the Switch have more than one? about to find out!) and the gaming world's mandate of playing Breath of the Wild...what am I supposed to do with this thing? I guess I finally get to play Hades?
I've largely ignored Nintendo products since Resident Evil 4 was announced for Sony's console, and other than Breath of the Wild the one thing I hear reverberating around my head is that paying for Nintendo Online might not be worth it...? I'm an absolute blank slate - paint me like one of your Italian plumbers!