What is your porno name?

Everybody needs a pseudonym in the off chance they're approached to do a dirty film. What's yours?

Mine's MrFloorKox. I used to go by RedBawlz, which would have also totally worked.

Agent Overgrown Mustache

Scooper's in your pooper 9: all internals edition

Ted Bundy

Longjohns Silvers
Or Mr. Enormouspenis

Cow Muffins.

Dr. Manhatten.

Bavarian Beefstick

sgt. johnson

"Ted Bundy "

dwayne longdong 
 
or just randy

Howie Long.

My last name is Azamy 
so my porn name is Salami Azamy.

Arnold schwarzenagger

Vinny Caravella.

The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name. 

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

• Chopper Duke
• Wags Willowbank
• Coochie Burke

Dwight Schrute.

Rick Astley is the Ultimate porno name, Don't lie. 

Cocks McRaperton

Meet-o-orgy

"See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. "

Bob Scathach.

Using the pet/street theory, I'm Cocoa Creagor.

" Bugs Terrace. Nope, too gay. "

" Using the pet/street theory, I'm Cocoa Creagor. "

Magical Mister Mistoffelees.

Got another one: Mild Inconvenience

Hung Lo... for my asian brethren.

Mr. Yuck... 
Or "DJ-dick-stuck-in-suspenders" works fine also.

Pet / Street:  Coyote Whitmore
Original Name:  Bentley 'Supercock' Rothschild

I would have to go with Protractor.

Peter Cloverson

Zazz Blamymataaz

Dr. Feelgood...?
 
The pet/street name rules gives me: FruFru Vulcan
 
Huh.

" Dr. Feelgood...?  The pet/street name rules gives me: FruFru Vulcan   Huh. "

 Swedish Chefstick.  

oh yeah, pet/street: Rambo South Fourth... did not see that coming...
pet/mother's maiden name:  Rambo Ciskco (too homosexual for my tastes)

half minute hero.

" half minute hero. "

Buck Naked.

" @Metasin said:

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. Sadly, though, when I use that formula I turn out as 'Shadrack Church'. I sound like the guy who goes and watches said films in seedy cinemas, wearing a long coat of some description.
 
All my friends, however, have awesome names when they use this method:

• Chopper Duke
• Wags Willowbank
• Coochie Burke

 I got dudded.  With that in mind, when I have children I'm going to get them a pet called Biff and make sure I live in McBlumpkin Street. "

Didn't know i had one...well it would Yummylee i imagine, its my PSN-ID but thinking about for a sec it would suit a porno-wonderman title =P

Mister Blister

The J

pet/street
 
Precious Hurricane
 
O_o
 
I'd like something like Gored Icke