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What spy do you think will win or lose in a fight with each other

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#1  Edited By Chocobodude3

Your contestants: Sam Fisher. James Bond, Jason Bourne, Michael Thorton, Jack Bauer

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#2  Edited By geekdown

Bourne would take down all of them.

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#3  Edited By BaneFireLord

Connery, Goldeneye Brosnan, Craig and License to Kill Dalton Bonds beat everyone. Jason Bourne kills Roger Moore Bond repeatedly with a pen. Don't care about anyone else on the list.

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#4  Edited By mutley

....No Team Fortress Spy?! He would rape all of them!

But OT I'd say Sam Fisher.

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#5  Edited By animateria

RED SPY will win.

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#6  Edited By KarlPilkington

Bauer.

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#7  Edited By n00d13z

Micheal Weston. Wut.

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#8  Edited By Gargantuan

Fisher or Bourne. Probably Bourne since Fisher is getting old.

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#9  Edited By NTM

Does Solid Snake not count? I know he's less of a spy than the others, but still. Anyways, I'd have to go with Sam Fisher, though they're all just fine.
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#10  Edited By endaround

The Black Spy 

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#12  Edited By nintendoeats

Of those, Sam Fisher. Bruce Willis (any character) and Solid Snake would beat everyone else, and be unable to kill eachother.

Michael Thornton can't even always beat his own freaking game, at least not the way that I spec'd him.

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#13  Edited By B0nd07
@BaneFireLord said:
Connery, Goldeneye Brosnan, Craig and License to Kill Dalton Bonds beat everyone. Jason Bourne kills Roger Moore Bond repeatedly with a pen. Don't care about anyone else on the list.
You forgot Lazenby, but otherwise, sounds good to me.
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The White Spy

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#15  Edited By AlexW00d

Jack Bauer isn't even a spy; but hell he'd win by a huge margin.

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#16  Edited By ProfessorEss

You couldn't even try to slip a little "Spy vs. Spy" shtick in the topic?


Tsk.
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#17  Edited By Video_Game_King

James Bond and his karate chop of death.

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Jack Bauer or Jason Bourne

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Bond's got STD's
Bauers a drunk
Sam Fishers an emotional wreck
Thorton dies from obscurity
Borne is a badass mother fucker

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#20  Edited By Dany

Bauer would knife your stomach and let acid drip on your intestines to get the information

Of course jack bauer

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#22  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

Bond would beat all of them, then make sweet sweet love to their mothers.

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#23  Edited By PhatSeeJay

I'd say Bourne would beat Bond in a fist fight, as long as no guns or high ledges comes into play.