What weird Sequel announcement would make you lose your shirt?

Question above, I can't swear in the title thread and wasn't sure if shit is a swear word. 
 
Personally, if Gearbox was to announce a followup to Brothers in Arms that was set in WW2, during the battle of the bulge, or anywhere else for that matter, I would lose it! Road to Hill 30 is still one of my favorite FPSs-es, and if they were to bring back that awesomeness I would be all for it. 
 
Also I know this won't happen ever because they're going to work on Borderlands and Duke Nukem, and also the WW2 genre is dead so that would make it extra awesome if it were to happen.

I would shit my pants if they made a new Tomba game.

If they announced another Fear Effect. After checking out my window to see if pigs are flying, I'd probably do a little happy dance.

Skies of Arcadia or Road Rash.
 
Madness will ensue in my head then.

StarCra- Oh wait.
 
EDIT: But seriously, Legend of Dragoon.

A successor to Terranigma or E.V.O.: Search for Eden would be nice.

An official sequel to Mirror's Edge. 
Oh, and a sequel to 999. 
Why not, a sequel for Vanquish as well. 
 
Gearbox still has some unannounced games, btw. So look forward to that. That's probably all I can say without breaching NDA.

Dude, if they announce a new Legacy of Kain game. I'll probably start crying. 

If there was a new Homeworld game announced I would need a new pair of pants.

DMC6 made by the same team as DMC3
 
Other than that - I honestly don't know, most franchises I love that I can think of right now are still getting sequels.

Xenosaga 4.  God, if only.

Shenmue 3.

Actually, I think a sequel to System Shock would do it.

No One Lives Forever 3 or Republic Commando 2

If they announced a new Quest for Glory or Space Quest, I'd be pulling a Mia Hamm right about now.  Same with a sequel to Full Throttle or Grim Fandango.  And although it's pretty much been announced now about a dozen times (and is still vaporware), I'd be one happy camper if Jagged Alliance 3 ever actually became a real thing.

Deadly Premonition 2.

The Saboteur 2

"  Republic Commando 2 "

They should stop making that Star Force shit and get back to Battle Network,

Urban Assault 2! I played the shit out of that first game and even though I remember it being hard as fuck, it was a very unique game that would be awesome if they used current technology to make another one.

Rome Total War.  Hopefully after Shogun.

" I would shit my pants if they made a new Tomba game. "

A sequel to Rumble Racing would make me lose my shirt, then rub my nipples. 

I could go for some Psi Ops 2 action.

If EA Vancouver makes a Hajjime No Ippo boxing game instead of Fight Night Champion 2.

" I could go for some Psi Ops 2 action. "

" Dude, if they announce a new Legacy of Kain game. I'll probably start crying.  "

Psychonauts 2 
Okami 2 
Viewtiful Joe 3 
Eternal Darkness 2 
Skies of Arcadia 2

" Actually, I think a sequel to System Shock would do it. "

"Lose your shirt" is a completely acceptable phrase to use and I will start using it in my day-to-day life.   
 
I would lose it if I heard about an Alan Wake or Mirror's Edge sequel.  No more speculation.  They just need to make them.

Jet Set Radio Future. Shirt would be lost.

Zone of the Enders 3 they need to  make a new one

TOBAL FUCKING 3.

Psi-Ops 2 would make me so fucking happy.

" Psychonauts 2 Okami 2 Viewtiful Joe 3 Eternal Darkness 2 Skies of Arcadia 2 "

" No One Lives Forever 3 or Republic Commando 2 "

I was just reminded of a series I love dearly that I would shit my pants over.
 
TENCHU.

Halo 1: 2.
 
As for something a not crazy person would say, I don't know. Mirror's Edge 2 is not happening anytime soon. Other than that, I can't think of any games I've played that deserve a sequel and haven't gotten one. I've missed a lot of great games, I know.

Too Human 2.  (Yes im one of the wierd people who liked Too Human)
Either that or System Shock 3.

I'll throw my hat in with those that want another Tomba.  
 
Also, I would totally shit my shirt if Valve announce Half-Life 3 (or Episode 3). I realize they've made it no secret that they're working on a Half-Life game, but still, the moment they actually announce it: My shirt = shat. 

" I was just reminded of a series I love dearly that I would shit my pants over.  TENCHU. "

" No One Lives Forever 3 or Republic Commando 2 "

Kane & Lynch 3 - Lynchier Lycee Lo'down.

Not like the series is dead or anything, but I would like a Valkyria Chronicles sequel for the PS3.

" No One Lives Forever 3 "

" Jet Set Radio Future. Shirt would be lost. "

Freedom Fighters 2 would make me shit my pants!
 
If we hear anything about Condemned 3 this year, I'd be super pumped too.