What would be your ideal made-up gun?

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#1  Edited By darkspirit138

Mine would be one that turns them into pokemon.

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#2  Edited By JJOR64

A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.

EDIT: Thanks PenguinDust for the link.  Here is the rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.

The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood
The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood


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#3  Edited By Video_Game_King

How about the crossaw? A crossbow that fires chainsaws. And if that wasn't awesome enough, the teeth on the chainsaws are pure shark teeth. Here's a portrait of me wielding it:

Yea, you wish you could use this.
Yea, you wish you could use this.












*looks above* A rocket launcher? Really? The chainsaw would destroy the barrel, and that's not even considering whether or not it'd come out. Chances are the explosive force would cause the chainsaw to explode (made more likely by the fuel in the chainsaw).
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#5  Edited By Hausdog

A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever.

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#6  Edited By RHCPfan24

A gun that is shaped like a shotgun, with a long barrel, that shoots small blades. Those small blades hit a target (or human) and explode once they penetrate, or maybe a remote control can be added. It's sort of disturbing actually.

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#7  Edited By Snuffy

Portal Gun.

Come on.  Was I really the first to think it?

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#8  Edited By Captain_Fookup

A cannon that shoots midgets.

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#9  Edited By Hausdog

Ooh, I've got another one. A gun that shoots concepts. You just got your liver blasted out by democracy. I severed your spine with the Xhosa language. You got headshotted by chemistry. I just pumped three rounds of vexation, the economy, and foot fetish into your stomach.

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#11  Edited By Zebadee

A gun that shoots Sudoku Puzzles.

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#12  Edited By BiggerBomb

Pwnzer. Basically, in a nut shell, it's a gun that shoots Master Chiefs.

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#13  Edited By Kinarion

The brain-gouging gun from Turok 3 was one of my all time favourites.

Cerebral Bore?  Than sounds right.

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#14  Edited By Zebadee
BiggerBomb said:
"Pwnzer. Basically, in a nut shell, it's a gun that shoots Master Chiefs."
No. One is enough. ;)
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#15  Edited By TheKidNixon
Hausdog said:
"A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."
Perhaps a...Love Gun?


You pulled the trigger of it
You pulled the trigger of it


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#16  Edited By MasturbatingBear

Seriously though, If I was shooting humans, something that could see through walls and allow me to shoot through walls also (Farsight: Perfect Dark: N64).

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#17  Edited By Dalai

Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt.

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#18  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Dalai said:
"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."
Salt?
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#19  Edited By TheKidNixon
MasturbatingBear said:
"Dalai said:
"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."
Salt?"
It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.

As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them.
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#20  Edited By MasturbatingBear

Yea I was just joking, just more of a, dude seriously? kind of thing.

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#21  Edited By FlipperDesert
JJOR64 said:
"A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.

EDIT: Thanks PenguinDust for the link.  Here is the rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws.
The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood
The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood
"
Crap! I was gonna post this!
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#22  Edited By Video_Game_King
TheKidNixon said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"Dalai said:
"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."
Salt?"
It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them."
If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?
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#23  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Video_Game_King said:
"TheKidNixon said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"Dalai said:
"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."
Salt?"
It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them."
If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?"
But is it a gun that shoots jiggly puffs? A gun that shoots the rays from the music that makes every one sleepy? A gun that has a marker on it? A gun that has a microphone on it? A gun with a microphone with a marker on the other side?
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#24  Edited By Video_Game_King
MasturbatingBear said:
"Video_Game_King said:
"TheKidNixon said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"Dalai said:
"Probably a gun that shoots killer bees made out of rusty razor blades covered in salt."
Salt?"
It would make the cuts (from the razor blades) hurt more. Duh.As far as imaginary guns, I'd like something like those goo guns in the Incredibles, that could stick people to the ground. I'm not really into the whole lethal damage thing in real life, and that way I could draw silly mustaches on them."
If you want silly mustaches on your enemies, why not try a Jigglypuff Gun?"
But is it a gun that shoots jiggly puffs? A gun that shoots the rays from the music that makes every one sleepy? A gun that has a marker on it? A gun that has a microphone on it? A gun with a microphone with a marker on the other side?"
All that and more...
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#25  Edited By HandsomeDead

A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good.

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#26  Edited By Dalai
MasturbatingBear said:
"Yea I was just joking, just more of a, dude seriously? kind of thing."
Who wouldn't want a gun that shoots sharp, salty hate?  Seriously.
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#27  Edited By OmegaPirate

A gun that shoots hookers

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#28  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Dalai said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"Yea I was just joking, just more of a, dude seriously? kind of thing."
Who wouldn't want a gun that shoots sharp, salty hate?  Seriously."
You know what? Your right. Also Sharp, salty hate is probably the best thing Ive read on these forums.
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#29  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
HandsomeDead said:
"A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."
lack of imagination ?


i want a gun that shoots daggers

so when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"
then i would say " actually i shot you"
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#30  Edited By MasturbatingBear
ZombieHunter said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."
lack of imagination ?


i want a gun that shoots daggers

so when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"
then i would say " actually i shot you"
"
And you could actually get a headshot with a knife.
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#31  Edited By Video_Game_King
MasturbatingBear said:
"ZombieHunter said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."
lack of imagination ?


i want a gun that shoots daggers

so when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"
then i would say " actually i shot you"
"
And you could actually get a headshot with a knife."
Isn't that what guns essentially are?
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#32  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Video_Game_King said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"ZombieHunter said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"A gun that fires bullets would be pretty good."
lack of imagination ?


i want a gun that shoots daggers

so when i shot someone they would be all like "Ow you stabbed me"
then i would say " actually i shot you"
"
And you could actually get a headshot with a knife."
Isn't that what guns essentially are?"
Hmm kinda yea. but still a headshot WITH A KNIFE. Only thing better than my see through walls gun would be a see through walls gun that has another end for dispensing ham sandwiches. And bitches. If one thing is my weakness, its the bitches.
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#33  Edited By second_hand_fart

My ideal gun would be one that shoots out lemons..into people's eyes..muahahahahaha!

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#34  Edited By cloneslayer

A gun that shoots diffrent types of guns, duh!

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A gun that shoots bullets.

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#36  Edited By toowalrus

That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.

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#37  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
Bucketdeth said:
"A gun that shoots bullets."
What is with you people that tittle of the topic is what would be you ideal "MADE UP" gun

im pretty sure guns that shoot bullets exist ....
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#38  Edited By MasturbatingBear
TooWalrus said:
"That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.

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Lol, I remember that.
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#39  Edited By Video_Game_King
MasturbatingBear said:
"TooWalrus said:
"That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.

No Caption Provided
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Lol, I remember that."
What about the pentagun?


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#40  Edited By dsplayer1010

Robot Sgt. Slaughter

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#41  Edited By toowalrus
Video_Game_King said:
What about the pentagun?

"
Ha,  the topic name "made-up gun" made me think of that make-up gun.
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#42  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Video_Game_King said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"TooWalrus said:
"That gun from the Simpsons that literally shot make-up.

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Lol, I remember that."
What about the pentagun?

"
Holy shit I don't remember that.
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#43  Edited By RHCPfan24
Video_Game_King said:
What about the pentagun?

"
Lol, reminds me of this:

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ZombieHunter said:
"Bucketdeth said:
"A gun that shoots bullets."
What is with you people that tittle of the topic is what would be you ideal "MADE UP" gun

im pretty sure guns that shoot bullet exist ....
"
Really?......
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#45  Edited By Bardon

Sawed off shotgun chaingun, that fires tiny incendiary blades, with a time delay for explosion to blow up directly in front of them. A close second would be a tiny flamethrower that would fit in the palm of your hand to simulate fireballs. >_> HADOKEN !!!

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#46  Edited By Osaladin
Snuffy said:
"

Portal Gun.

Come on.  Was I really the first to think it?

"

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#47  Edited By Video_Game_King
RHCPfan24 said:
"Video_Game_King said:
What about the pentagun?

Lol, reminds me of this:

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Why not apply that concept to 3D? You know, guns on the side...
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#48  Edited By Hamz
Hausdog said:
"A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."
You just described a penis, congratulations.

Something that shoots acid coated bullets or needles would be fun. Perhaps some form of acid dart gun which injects enemies with the corrosive liquid causing them to slowly be burn't and melted to death as the acid pumps through their body?

Maybe even have it so when you hit them in the leg it burns their leg off first and slowly melts through the rest of their body while they lay on the ground in agony but unable to attack you. Morbid, gory, awesome.
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#49  Edited By MasturbatingBear
Hamz said:
"Hausdog said:
"A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever."
You just described a penis, congratulations.Something that shoots acid coated bullets or needles would be fun. Perhaps some form of acid dart gun which injects enemies with the corrosive liquid causing them to slowly be burn't and melted to death as the acid pumps through their body?Maybe even have it so when you hit them in the leg it burns their leg off first and slowly melts through the rest of their body while they lay on the ground in agony but unable to attack you. Morbid, gory, awesome."
You know, you never really notice how fucked up our mods are until they post in the random topics.
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#50  Edited By darkspirit138

I just realised...wtf? YD I TURN THEM INTO POKEMON?????

a gun that shoots tanks. now THAS where its at.

Or a gun that shoots guns.