Which videogame heroine did you wish was a real person?

I'm going with Jack from Mass Effect 3. I dunno... Something about her screams "Lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets"

Bayonetta

@Sombrero_Ninja said:

Bayonetta

She's sexy and scary at the sametime.

wat

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

@falserelic said:

@Sombrero_Ninja said:

Bayonetta

She's sexy and scary at the sametime.

Yeah but every time I look at Bayonetta, for some reason I imagine Sarah Palin's voice coming out of her mouth and that just kills it for me.

Captain hindsight from South Park. Not a game, but I can imagine he'd be very useful.

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

But bridget isn't a female its a confused man.

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

Aqua from kingdom hearts, she's both incredibly powerful and very friendly. Also she's protective, which is a plus if any of her enemies show up.

Poison. That's how I spell relief!

Leliana from Dragon Age. She is one of my favorite female characters.

Chun-Li of course.

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

Yep.

Man, wtf is up with all of these threads?

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

@Brodehouse said:

Poison. That's how I spell relief!

You guys have the right idea.

This is a real weird question.

That nurse from Persona 4.

Because I desperately need anatomy lesses.

The real question is which video game heroine is more buff than Drew?

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

This. And:

Jaheira. I can deal with her true neutral bullshit. Especially if every time we're having a moment, this music plays.

the fact that you specified heroine is kinda really creepy

I think the people answering seriously, seemingly with the expectation that said heroines will be hanging out with them, is creepier.

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

Not if you're older than 7.

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

what's the difference between heroines and heroes, then?

@Animasta said:

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

what's the difference between heroines and heroes, then?

Most heroines don't have mustaches?

Why not villains?

@FluxWaveZ said:

Why not villains?

I thought it was pretty obvious that the whole point of a villain is that you don't like them.

@killr0y said:

I thought it was pretty obvious that the whole point of a villain is that you don't like them.

Why do I have to like a character for me to wish them into reality?

Why not characters? What if I want to hang out with Dog from Half Life 2?

Lucca from Chrono Trigger so we can get time machines!

This thread just reminds me of Jeff at 1:15 -

This thread is very indirectly creepy. Either ask the weirdoes which video game girl they'd want to fuck or don't single out only the women characters. Also Alyx.

@killr0y said:

@Animasta said:

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

what's the difference between heroines and heroes, then?

Most heroines don't have mustaches?

You can't undo the creepy that is this thread. Sorry, duder, but that ship has sailed.

@killr0y said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

Why not villains?

I thought it was pretty obvious that the whole point of a villain is that you don't like them.

Uh, no. Unless all villains you know are stereotypes without any sort of depth or personality in them, no. Some of the best characters ever created are villains and people adore them. Iago (from Othello), Mephistopheles (from Faust), V (from V for Vendetta), Hannibal Lecter (from The Silence of the Lambs), The Joker... Being "good" or "bad" has nothing to do with being "likable".

Nanako?
...
I mean... Uh... Boobs!
*runs away crying

Chun-Li of course.

My favorite is the one who locks down creepy threads. She's pretty great!