Which videogame heroine did you wish was a real person?

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#1  Edited By killr0y

I'm going with Jack from Mass Effect 3. I dunno... Something about her screams "Lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets"

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#2  Edited By Sombrero_Ninja

Bayonetta

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#3  Edited By falserelic

@Sombrero_Ninja said:

Bayonetta

She's sexy and scary at the sametime.

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#4  Edited By MikeGosot

wat

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#5  Edited By Video_Game_King

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

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#6  Edited By killr0y

@falserelic said:

@Sombrero_Ninja said:

Bayonetta

She's sexy and scary at the sametime.

Yeah but every time I look at Bayonetta, for some reason I imagine Sarah Palin's voice coming out of her mouth and that just kills it for me.

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#7  Edited By haffy

Captain hindsight from South Park. Not a game, but I can imagine he'd be very useful.

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#8  Edited By falserelic

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

But bridget isn't a female its a confused man.

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#9  Edited By buzz_killington

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

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#10  Edited By kashif1

Aqua from kingdom hearts, she's both incredibly powerful and very friendly. Also she's protective, which is a plus if any of her enemies show up.

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Poison. That's how I spell relief!

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#12  Edited By musubi

Leliana from Dragon Age. She is one of my favorite female characters.

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#13  Edited By AngelN7

Chun-Li of course.

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#14  Edited By AlexanderSheen

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

Yep.

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#15  Edited By StarvingGamer

Man, wtf is up with all of these threads?

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

@Brodehouse said:

Poison. That's how I spell relief!

You guys have the right idea.

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#16  Edited By JasonR86

This is a real weird question.

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#17  Edited By Damolition

That nurse from Persona 4.

Because I desperately need anatomy lesses.

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#18  Edited By AndrewB

The real question is which video game heroine is more buff than Drew?

@Video_Game_King said:

Bridget from Guilty Gear.

This. And:

Jaheira. I can deal with her true neutral bullshit. Especially if every time we're having a moment, this music plays.

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#19  Edited By Animasta

the fact that you specified heroine is kinda really creepy

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#20  Edited By YI_Orange

I think the people answering seriously, seemingly with the expectation that said heroines will be hanging out with them, is creepier.

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#21  Edited By Wrighteous86

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

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#22  Edited By killr0y

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

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#23  Edited By Wrighteous86

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

Not if you're older than 7.

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#24  Edited By Animasta

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

what's the difference between heroines and heroes, then?

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#25  Edited By killr0y

@Animasta said:

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

what's the difference between heroines and heroes, then?

Most heroines don't have mustaches?

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#26  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Why not villains?

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#27  Edited By killr0y

@FluxWaveZ said:

Why not villains?

I thought it was pretty obvious that the whole point of a villain is that you don't like them.

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#28  Edited By FluxWaveZ

@killr0y said:

I thought it was pretty obvious that the whole point of a villain is that you don't like them.

Why do I have to like a character for me to wish them into reality?

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#29  Edited By AlexanderSheen

Why not characters? What if I want to hang out with Dog from Half Life 2?

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Lucca from Chrono Trigger so we can get time machines!

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#31  Edited By RazielCuts

This thread just reminds me of Jeff at 1:15 -

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#32  Edited By zaccheus

This thread is very indirectly creepy. Either ask the weirdoes which video game girl they'd want to fuck or don't single out only the women characters. Also Alyx.

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#33  Edited By EchoEcho

@killr0y said:

@Animasta said:

@killr0y said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@buzz_killington said:

LOL lara croft cuz she got tthe big ol titties

But really, it may not be completely justified, but I am COMPLETELY crept out by this thread.

No, it's totally justified. This is a thinly-veiled "Which VG female do you want to bone hardest?" thread.

...Also, Birdo.

No, you can like and wish VG heroines were real for all kinds of reasons, not just sexual. Get your head out of the gutter!

what's the difference between heroines and heroes, then?

Most heroines don't have mustaches?

You can't undo the creepy that is this thread. Sorry, duder, but that ship has sailed.

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#34  Edited By JoeyRavn

@killr0y said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

Why not villains?

I thought it was pretty obvious that the whole point of a villain is that you don't like them.

Uh, no. Unless all villains you know are stereotypes without any sort of depth or personality in them, no. Some of the best characters ever created are villains and people adore them. Iago (from Othello), Mephistopheles (from Faust), V (from V for Vendetta), Hannibal Lecter (from The Silence of the Lambs), The Joker... Being "good" or "bad" has nothing to do with being "likable".

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#35  Edited By pyromagnestir

Nanako?
...
I mean... Uh... Boobs!
*runs away crying

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#36  Edited By TheSouthernDandy
@AngelN7

Chun-Li of course.

Dem hips!
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#37  Edited By sparklykiss

My favorite is the one who locks down creepy threads. She's pretty great!