Who wins Gold, Silver, and Bronze Overall at these Olympics?????

Out of all the incredible athletes that participated in the 29th olympics, who do you think deserves the Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Two Honorable Mentions for best overall performance for any athlete.
Gold: Clearly Michael Phelps...No disputing that
Silver: Usain Bolt. He is now the fastest man ever, and he should have beaten the record by even more, if he didn't showboat.
Bronze: Men's Volleyball. They were the underdogs to  win the gold, and they won it against the #1 seed Two weeks after the Coaches Father in Law was stabbed to death in Beijing.
Honorable Mention 1: Nastia Liukin. She got the #1 overall in individual gymnastics, beat out a team full of cheaters, and should have four gold medals (Two extra, for uneven bars, and Team Overall)...but hence the cheaters..., and............she's hot......
Honorable Mention 2: Shawn Johnson. She is sixteen years old, and really should have won three gold medals...but again the Chinese dicataorshit cheated, so she only got one. She had zero nerves in the whole competition and she's..........not bad either.....

Honorable Mention 2: Shawn Johnson. She is sixteen years old, and really should have won three gold medals...but again the Chinese dicataorshit cheated, so she only got one. She had zero nerves in the whole competition and she's..........not bad either....."

Gold: Those little troll look-alike mascots. Because without them there may not have even been a Beijing Olympics.
Silver: The man who broke his elbow whilst weight lifting.
Bronze: The little underage Chinese gymnast. who being underage still kicked the older girls asses.

Honorable mention to all the fine ladies of the olympics without whom millions of men wouldn't have bothered watching in the first place.

Bronze: The little underage Chinese gymnast. who being underage still kicked the older girls asses.

Honorable mention to all the fine ladies of the olympics without whom millions of men wouldn't have bothered watching in the first place."

"Gold: Those little troll look-alike mascots. Because without them there may not have even been a Beijing Olympics.
Silver: The man who broke his elbow whilst weight lifting.
Bronze: The little underage Chinese gymnast. who being underage still kicked the older girls asses.

Honorable mention to all the fine ladies of the olympics without whom millions of men wouldn't have bothered watching in the first place."

lol. The Chinese are cheaters. They need to do DNA testing or something. Nowadays you can't rely on fucking paper to be accurate. They need to do tests or something, because there is no way in fucking hell that those girls are 16. I mean Shawn Johnson is really tiny and looks 12, but she has breasts, and no more baby teeth..., and she looks more mature.

No love for US Men's Basketball? They definitely deserve something.

Why... They are a team full of stars. It would have been an upset if they hadn't won.

Canada's athletes as a whole get the Gold medal.

"Canada's athletes as a whole get the Gold medal."

"Subway said:

"Canada's athletes as a whole get the Gold medal."

Why...what did they do besides say aye.... Winter is Canada's Olympics, not to mention 2010 is in Vancouver...."