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#1 Posted by NTM (10095 posts) -
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#2 Posted by impalerXZ (96 posts) -

Helghast, they aren't insanely OP and are fucking killable by people who aren't super soldiers.

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#3 Posted by NTM (10095 posts) -

I like G. I wanted to expand on it, but since it's a poll I wasn't going to in that one box. I think infinite ammo, no reloads would do just fine againts everything. Plus, I wanted to add more aliens, but I couldn't think of any at the time. Oh yeah, the Crysis aliens. But eh, I wasn't going to add those.
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#4 Posted by NTM (10095 posts) -
@impalerXZ:
True, I knew that'd be obvious. But whatever. Still.
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#5 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

Helghast. They're the most humane, and not to mention human. Although if Protoss where available as a separate choice without the Zerg I'd vote for them.

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#6 Posted by NTM (10095 posts) -

OK! Exclude Helghast than.
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#7 Posted by jakob187 (22940 posts) -

Where the fuck are zombies on that list?

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#8 Posted by Diamond (8678 posts) -

Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care.

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#9 Posted by Raven10 (2207 posts) -

Well if I could have a real life Grunt pet I'd go for the covenant, especially if he bled confetti.

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#10 Edited by Jeust (11739 posts) -

Protoss would be bad-ass!

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#11 Edited by Spoonman671 (5818 posts) -
@Diamond said:

" Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care. "

Yeah, if you get sick the doctor will promptly treat you with a bullet in the skull.
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#12 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" Where the fuck are zombies on that list? "
It wouldn't technically be an invasion, though would it? 
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#13 Posted by Meteora (5844 posts) -

Helghast. 
 
At least we can understand what the hell they're saying.

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#14 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

haha I just realized I haven't played a single game with one of these people in it (well, I do have gears but never really played it) 
 
G I suppose.

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#15 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2730 posts) -

Id wan't the chimera. 
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#16 Posted by ThePencil (395 posts) -

 
 None of the above, however...  

Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it

The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD
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#17 Posted by Three0neFive (2397 posts) -

Goa'uld.

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#18 Posted by EvilTwin (3316 posts) -

I haven't played Killzone, but everyone else on that list basically wants to kill us, so, the Combine.  Then we'd just be oppressed.

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#19 Posted by Zajtalan (1261 posts) -

combine

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#20 Posted by CL60 (17117 posts) -
@EvilTwin said:
" I haven't played Killzone, but everyone else on that list basically wants to kill us, so, the Combine.  Then we'd just be oppressed. "
Well according to the "lore" of Killzone. The Helghast aren't even the bad guys. They are actually the good guys. The guys you play as in Killzone are actually the bad guys. 
 
So yeah. Helghast.
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#21 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

Me, duh!

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#22 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:
" Me, duh! "
So you're not currently on Earth now?...Who's your broadband provider???
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#23 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -
@Abyssfull: 
 
It doesn't translate well into English, but if I had to guess, it'd be "Super Internet Choker." Again, very hard to put into English.
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#24 Edited by ArbitraryWater (14876 posts) -

Well, the Covenant would probably just resort to orbital bombardment the same way they did with reach, so we would be fucked there, and I have no real desire to fight bug aliens who might infect me, so Zerg, Chimerans, and the locust are all out. That leaves the Helghast and the Combine. However, the Helghast don't take orders from alien overlords because they are basically just space nazis, sooo... they would probably be the least dangerous to live under. Probably the easiest to defeat as well. However, if Protoss was an option alone, I would pick that one. At least they have a sense of honor.

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#25 Posted by Slax (1102 posts) -

My Life For Auir?

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#26 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

Whichever one is weakest.

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#27 Posted by mrfizzy (1665 posts) -

Helghast, if you know the background there more or less human. 

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#28 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8553 posts) -

Helghast because it would be the coolest thing ever. You wouldn't care if they killed everyone because it's so cool.

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#29 Posted by valrog (3741 posts) -

Helghast.

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#30 Posted by ReapersPuppy (534 posts) -

haha G! those suckers would be goooinn dowwn! taaa dow!! XD
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#31 Posted by napalmtrees (86 posts) -

"and it was impossible for the aliens to touch" is probably the best stipulation I have ever seen.

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#32 Posted by Kohe321 (3569 posts) -

Ziltoid The Omniscient.

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#33 Posted by zudthespud (3332 posts) -
@Diamond said:
" Under Helghast rule we'd finally get universal health care. "
Socialism FUCK YEAH! 
 
Seriously though, I'm from the UK, we have free healthcare and it is great. When people like Glenn Beck use the word "Socialist" like "Dog Shit" it makes him look even more like a munter.
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#34 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3227 posts) -

Helghast.  If I managed to kill one I could steal one of those great uniforms.  All the other ones on the list are pretty lacking in the fashion department, and if I'm going to be crushed under a relentless and vengeful alien boot, it damn well better be a nice boot.

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#35 Edited by Seppli (11232 posts) -

I have to go with Zerg/Protoss.
 
Why? Because it increases my chances of getting my hands on a sexy Spacemarine Battlearmor. Because an alliance with the Protoss would be more than likely and I just know I've got the inherent ability of learing Psy powers from them!
 
Psyonic Seppli Space Marine Squad Deploy! Also, I'm already working on a space marine physique! I'm fucking ready! Bring it on!

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#36 Posted by foggel (2779 posts) -

G I guess. Since we are guaranteed untouchable.

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#37 Edited by Seppli (11232 posts) -
@ThePencil said:

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 None of the above, however...  

Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD "
Duder! Mad props for your Asari invasion plans. I'd be the first to defect to the Asari side!
 
Free sex will conquer the planet Earth one day. Promiscuous women of earth will mark us all as fuck fodder with their trampstamps of absolute rulership.
 
For Eden! All you hot babes unite your powers of epic adultry! For Eden you shall fuck and suck and rule us all with your bleached bungholes!
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#38 Posted by evanbrau (1178 posts) -

Helghas since they might listen to diplomacy. I suppose the Protoss would be ok but the Zerg would most definitely be out. All of the others are absolutely horrific and would tear us (literally most of the time) apart. The Combine might only oppress but the nature of the oppression is so horrible (slow, steady extinction due to procreation not being allowed which even without the extinction is terrible) that I wouldn't want it to happen.

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#39 Posted by Goly (891 posts) -

G. is the obvious answer.

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#40 Posted by RiotBananas (3822 posts) -
@napalmtrees said:
" "and it was impossible for the aliens to touch" is probably the best stipulation I have ever seen. "
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#41 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8734 posts) -

Covenant.
 
I mean, if they invade there's a chance I can get my hands on a beamsword, my neighbour is beginning to irritate me...

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#42 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
@ThePencil said:
"  
 None of the above, however...  
Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
Captain Kirks rule No.1: If you can sex it, dont shoot it
The Asari. They can invade the Earth anytime XD "
This
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#43 Posted by Soapy86 (2741 posts) -

Covenant. If we adopt their religion, maybe they'll incorporate us into their hierarchy.