Whom wuld you send to defend video games in the next Fox New report?

I picked the ones i think would be best suited for debating this stuff live. I dno if you guys notice but on the Arts debate they brought in some really uncharismatic dude to defend games as an art.

Ryan. That guy will bust their balls. He just has a very strong "ball busting" attitude about him, when he wants to have it.

Mr. Caffeine

Jeff.

Ryan. That guy will bust their balls. He just has a very strong "ball busting" attitude about him, when he wants to have it.

Jeff obviously.

Gary Whitta.

@Video_Game_King said:

Ryan. That guy will bust their balls. He just has a very strong "ball busting" attitude about him, when he wants to have it.

as i am reading this ryan has 0 votes... something is not right...

@Enigma777 said:

Mr. Caffeine

Beat me to it. I want him to destroy any good will we've created in recent years. Let's go back to the dark ages Duders.

Kessler.

No one. They would just be endlessly talked over so what's the point

Nobody. Why would you willingly subject yourself to a situation where someone else controls how you are presented, in what context, and how you were edited? And why would you give weight to their bullshit by even showing up? It's 2011. Games don't need defending, except against people who will never ever be swayed by any form or degree of logic. Ever.

No one. They would just be endlessly talked over so what's the point

Ryan. He would put together a very intelligent argument.

I love the GB crew but let's face facts, Gary Whitta will fuck you up on national television and not even give a shit.

I would send Jeff but I think I would also choose Adam Sessler. That guy can articulate his point well and also not step down to pressure.

Whitta. He's done it once, he can do it again:  
  

Jonathan Blow.
 
Whether or not you like him, he's incredibly smart, and the game he made would totally disarm sensationalist critics of the industry.

Duke Nukem

Gary motherfucking Whitta
 
@LordXavierBritish said:

I love the GB crew but let's face facts, Gary Whitta will fuck you up on national television and not even give a shit.

Someone who isn't involved with the games industry such as a psychologist. Someone who has a level of gravitas.

Also, CNN and MSNBC do the same thing!

I love the GB crew but let's face facts, Gary Whitta will fuck you up on national television and not even give a shit.

I would send Jeff but I think I would also choose Adam Sessler. That guy can articulate his point well and also not step down to pressure.

@Video_Game_King said:

Ryan. That guy will bust their balls. He just has a very strong "ball busting" attitude about him, when he wants to have it.

as i am reading this ryan has 0 votes... something is not right...

i wouldn't send anyone

Thought about trolling based on spelling and grammer here, but I've decided against it.

I'd choose a randomly selected stark-raving lunatic from a mental hospital. Fox's reporters would treat them just about equally to any other video-game personality, and this way it would actually be funny to watch.

Shigeru Miyamoto or Peter Molyneux. I don't know how anyone could meet either of those men and still have rage in their heart.

I voted Jeff but I made a mistake. It should have been a combo of Ice T and Ken Levine.

I'd choose a randomly selected stark-raving lunatic from a mental hospital.

David Jaffe because of his composure.

John Carmack, Gabe Newell, or Will Wright.  

I voted Jeff but I made a mistake. It should have been a combo of Ice T and Ken Levine.

@Slaker117 said:

Gary Whitta.

been there, done that.

Ken Levine. 

John Carmack

No one.  Sending people play into their nonsense and supports their network.

Jeremy.

I would send Mr. Caffeine

Ryan. He's ruff, tuff, AND dangerous.

Brad Muir, lead designer for Trenched.

i wouldn't send anyone

@528seven said:

Jeremy.

This.

Vinny can seduce them with his charm.

Why wasn't Pat included on the main choices? I'd choose mr. hair.

Shigeru Miyamoto or Peter Molyneux. I don't know how anyone could meet either of those men and still have rage in their heart.

Vin Diesel.