Will you play the Xbox One naked?

Should I need not apply if I don't plan on ever getting Xboned?

I can honestly say that I will never play the Xbox One naked. I also don't have any plans on playing it while clothed.

I don't casually sit around naked in my home, so it won't be a problem.

Not in the nude.

Not with my clothes.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not play it here or there.

I would not play it anywhere.

I would not play games on Xbox One.

I do not like it, Microsoft.

i want to broadcast my body's radiant glory to all the world and any civilizations beyond. so sure.

Yes...

But the kinect will be watching you, and learn your darkest dirty little secrets.

Hopefully it can tell me what this lump is.

Also, it will always assume i'm playing baseball. <wink, wink,>

I'm always naked under these clothes.

i noticed a good jump in my KDR on MW2 whilst playing naked.. i can only assume that skill will translate seamlessly to Titanfall.. so absolutely..

Oh, i'm sorry.. where are manners.. my apologies..

OH HELL NO, i ain't buyin' no game $y$tem from Micro$oft..they only care about money and TVs

I'm only going to buy an Xbox One if they make it a requirement to play naked. That's how serious I am about nakedness.

Had to vote show me the answers since there wasn't an option for I won't play an Xbox One.

If I was to buy an Xbox One, then sure, I'd probably play it naked at some point.

Now that I know it will be watching me? Hell yeah.

Xbox, do you like what you see?

Xbox, tell me what you want me to do next.

Oh, you so dirty, Xbox. I love it.

Looks like more people want to be naked than not.

Almost exclusively.

Hell yeah!

It's how I play Uno.

Considering I've never played any console naked or watched TV naked I won't be playing the XBO naked either.

If it results in market research that leads Microsoft to develop a form of DRM where the console will stop working if you are clothed, then yeah.

Nudist parties!

I'm going to use my penis to control the second analogue stick

Oh god, are you this guy?

I'm from Portland, where we organize naked bike rides (literally hundreds of naked riders), frequent natural hot springs, and where we once had an economy based primarily on lumber and prostitution. Of course I'll be playing my Xbox One naked!

I won't be playing an Xbox One.

Wait, people haven't already been doing this?

Now that I know you can have the Kinect always on, always.

This.

I'd be at my friends place, so no. I won't own one.

I'm going to buy a PS4 and never wear clothes while playing games. Take that M$.

That's weird, my FPS performance is always better while standing, maybe I should strip down too.

Same for me, I don't like being watched by MS and US gov while playing videogames without clothes.

Probably not.

Well seeing as it won't be doing anything with what it captures probably,

If it does then it has to pay for a private show.

Only a person with something to hide would wear clothes in front of their kinect.

I'm naked right now.

Why is no one asking "Will you play XBox One in your crappy ugly everyday clothes?"

Why the fuck not?

I will, but I'm not sure how I can explain the Kinect to women visiting the residence. "No it's just a videogame camera, trust me."

I'm always naked. Always.

Always.

I read this as "will you buy the Xbox One naked" at first, and now I'm a little disappointed that wasn't the actual question.

ahah that's going to be awkward!

Always

I don't think I've played a [video] game naked since Wipeout 2097, and I can't really explain why I did that either.

You can play video games clothed?

@hailinel: The end result of that would be you trying the Xbox One and liking it.

Dr. Seuss is now rolling in his grave, look what you've done!

Hey, I don't go sending pictures of my junk to just random people. My Xbox and I have a consensual relationship. It knows what it's getting itself into. It agreed to this.