Achievements you wish you would get while on Giant Bomb

Giant Bomb is great, but after all the time I have spent on it I wish I would get some rewards like achievements. List the Name of the achievement, How you get it, and the point value.

I will start 
 
This is Like the End of a Plane Crash: Watch all episodes of "The Matrix Online Endurance Run" 50G

Hmm, how about:
 
Russian Doll: Endure the Endurance Run, 300G.

Potty Mouth: Successfully used fuck over 500 times. 150G and a gold star sticker

" Hmm, how about:  Russian Doll: Endure the Endurance Run, 300G. "

Submit video for QOTW that isn't just embarassing to watch.

you're winner - have the most points on the big rigs page

"Submit video for QOTW that isn't just embarassing to watch. "

GB achievements would be awesome.  Make some basic ones, and then make a ton of secret ones that you will stumble across randomly.

Addict - Spend 5000 hours on Giant Bomb.

Created an account 5G

Quantity Over Quality: Accumulate over 1000 posts, 30G

Yay, this is now featured on the Community Spotlight Redux!

" You're Wasting Your Time (5G) - Get into an argument with either Suicrat, crunchUK, or nail1080 "

Hahaha I love this concept.

"It's E-Mail TIme!" - have a question used on the podcast 
 
i donno what the point value would be.

Edit a Hentai game article.

finish the flame wars for once and for all - 1000000000000000000000000G

This would be a good one:
 
The Moderator Corps of Space Sector 2814 - Become a moderator (100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 G)

" Edit a Hentai game article. "

" "Dude, where's my dignity?" - spend 5 hours on giant bomb without wearing pants(69 G)  "

" "I'm Totally Not Stalking You"- Post a comment on anyone's wall every day for a week   "

" @Metal_Gear_Sunny:  but look at it this way,  if i stalk a celebrity, say Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt, i might get some sort of press. If i stalk you, i wont, therfore the "stalking" achievement for staff should be higher. "

" This is my favourite one! - Listen to the same podcast 10 times. 30G "

-25G for having a Nintendo alignment and liking the Wii. What? That's how I feel.

Mr.Cool 50G - Become as cool as Bucketdeth (Cannot become cooler)

Overachiever: Get new achievements on 5 games in one day