Does Jeff Gerstmann really have a lot of swag?

i think we all know the real answer, but it really all depends on your outlook on life.

What is swag?

How does one accumulate swag?

What does one do with swag once they've got it?

(swag)

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Swag, swag, swag, swag

let me know what you think

(**) - [parentheticalswag] [sry haters]

Jeff Gerstmann is to swag what the sun is to hot. 
 
Awww yae, you know it Jeff.

Jeff Gerstmann's smellf is like pheromones.

Swag. Oh, so rare!

What kind of poll is this. Of COURSE he does!

This should be locked due to the obviousness of the answer.

Is that video's running time "swag", as you would say it?

YO FUCK THIS POLL!!

B is the only correct answer.

Swag is one of the Rare elements being fought over in the new Call of Duty. What they don't know is that Jeff has all of it.

I'd say he has swagger rather than swag.

He's got the swaggerless swag

@VoshiNova said:

He's got the swaggerless swag

All of my yes

What the hell is that video? Just awful.

Did you do this video?
 
 
 
Because fuck.

Guess which one I picked haha

This is a pointless poll.

Is this not youtube spam because he threw together a couple of lines of what might be considered "words" and tacked on a meaningless poll?

guys, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, just sayin

guys, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, just sayin

Congratulations on using a meaningless word in a meaningless context.

Why can't you use the English language to articulate yourself in a more meaningful manner than using the word "swag"?

The emergence of the word "swag" is the single worst thing to happen in the last decade.

Congratulations on using a meaningless word in a meaningless context.

Why can't you use the English language to articulate yourself in a more meaningful manner than using the word "swag"?

@Seastalk said:

Congratulations on using a meaningless word in a meaningless context.

Why can't you use the English language to articulate yourself in a more meaningful manner than using the word "swag"?

Completely missing the point. May Based God fuck your bitch and forgive you for your transgressions, sinner.

What the pfargtl?

I wouldn't let Gerstmann fuck my bitch for he is not the One True Based God.

Thanks guys for allowing me to achieve what I set out to do. Congratulations.

@Seastalk: No prob bob I love helping people do nothing.

Thanks guys for allowing me to achieve what I set out to do. Congratulations.

@artgarcrunkle: So do I, so do I. We should start a "Do-nothing Alpha Team Force"

Also my name is not Bob, though I knew a Bob once... he died.

What is this?

#TYBG

#TYBG

#TYBG

@PeasantAbuse said:

#TYBG

I can't help but see The Ballad of Gay Tony when I look at this.....

@N7 said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

#TYBG

GLHBG Good Luck Have Based God.

GBHBG Good Batman Have Based God.

Or something

@VoshiNova said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

#TYBG

I can't help but see The Ballad of Gay Tony when I look at this.....

#TYGT

He's the most swagginest motherfucker on the planet.

This is stupid.

I'd like to shout-out the mods for not locking this thread insofar

Swag is the dumbest fucking popular word there is being said right now.

Jeff knows who he is and what he likes. He doesn't compromise his character. Sure.

ITT: Angry Nerds Jealous of Swag.

ITT: Angry Nerds Jealous of Swag.

@thedj93 said:

i think we all know the real answer, but it really all depends on your outlook on life. What is swag? How does one accumulate swag? What does one do with all this swag once they've got it? (fuck bitches) Swag, swag, swag, swag let me know what you think on the real, it's all for fun, you know what it is. I'm just doing what I do, same as I was doing yesterday, you been already know and if you didn't, well damn

Wow, that dude sounds like he was trying to keep his voice down so he wouldn't wake up his mom. What a thoughtful son.

If i really like something enough to collect it, then is it really "swag"?

@donfonzie: Ain't nothin swag about your anime dolls, son.

@artgarcrunkle said:

@donfonzie: Ain't nothin swag about your anime dolls, son.

It doesnt matter what you collect i.e. people collect bizarre stuff all the time which they think is valuable. but i was just thinking what i might consider worth collecting might be useless/worthless to someone else thus considered "swag". I was just wondering that what would be the true definition of the word "swag" would be?