IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR WITH CONGRATS LAZOR AMMO
18 Today!!
Celebrate by buying a big ol' bucket of vasaline and a classic hentai flick! :D
Happy Birthday Dude!
I have a few friends who share my birthday as well, including my old best friend, it was amusing to find out though, i even share it with my aunt
I would consider it an important organ for use in recreation so that the human race (or any other species for that matter) can produce offspring to avoid the extinction of their lineage." @eroticfishcake said:
" @luce: I have a fear of young people, I grunt whenever I bend to pick up objects off the floor and nearly everyone in my college year is younger than me. It's very hard to feel young... "If I say the word 'vagina' to you, what do you do? "
Yeah...
Also I prefer to say Va-Jay-Jay. It's more..."snazzy" so to speak.
Happy birthday :P
I remember when I turned 18 , i got drunk alone in a bar , then walked 5 miles ( could have taken the bus , but...why bother ? X_X ) , completely wasted , back home , where I swiftly passed out on the couch.
oooh good times :)
" @eroticfishcake said:im 80 years old ?" @xCompanionxCubex: Enjoy it while you can. It's all fun and games until you hit 20...as I am very soon... "you're only as old as you feel =} "
" @Dethfish77 said:...And by that you mean? :P" Wait, the Companion Cube just turned 18 today? Oh no. "Oh, yes. We can finally consummate our relationship. :P "
If so, then yes. You are 80 years old.
you said "as old as you feel" and now you speak of physical weaknesses ?" @Ahmad_Metallic: Do you have arthritis? Do you unknowlingly shit/piss yourself? Do you find young people intimitating? If so, then yes. You are 80 years old. "
Edit: i mean Luco said so
I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
" Happy birthday :P I remember when I turned 18 , i got drunk alone in a bar , then walked 5 miles ( could have taken the bus , but...why bother ? X_X ) , completely wasted , back home , where I swiftly passed out on the couch. oooh good times :) "You walked 5 miles? That's impressive, last time I got drunk I couldn't make it down my driveway.
"you're only as old as you feel =} "That's the same thing I said, but Chris Hanson disagreed with me.
" @Burns098356GX said:Now thats the best thing I've read all year especially the last part!" Its pretty much downhill at 18. "Nah, college will be pretty kickass. After that though, you realize what a long and horrible thing life is. The real fucked up part is the older you get the more soul crushing and tedious it becomes, yet the faster it goes by - speeding you towards death at a rate inconceivable to you when you were a fresh-faced 18 year old. It comes to you one night, laying in bed trying to go to sleep, that the window of doing anything meaningful with your life is now about as wide as an ant's asshole. You wasted your youth, are trapped in middle age, and the only years left to follow your dreams are going to be the shitty, medicare-y ones. You wonder where all the time went, how a world that once seemed so endless and full of possiblity when you were young has disappeared so quickly, leaving only the ugly, brutal reality you find yourself imprisoned in. Where did it go wrong? You slide the barrel of the 9mm handgun in your mouth, then bite down on the cold black metal in between your teeth. You wish to God He gave out second chances. The thoughts of everything you should of or would of done, who you could have been, cascade through your mind in vicious currents of nostalgia. The last thing you feel is your finger tightening on the trigger. Happy Birthday. "
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