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#51  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

 
IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR WITH CONGRATS LAZOR AMMO

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#52  Edited By Evilsbane

Ding

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#53  Edited By Bruce
@xCompanionxCubex: 
 
Congrats. Let me be the first to tell you that 1. It all goes downhill from here and 2. Felonies will now land you in big boy's prison.
 
Kidding. Enjoy it.
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#54  Edited By deusdigit
@xCompanionxCubex said:
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Hey GB! Just turned 18 today and felt like sharing the moment with you =D

"

Happy birthday.
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#55  Edited By Mikl

Weird we have the same birthday.
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#56  Edited By i69edUrGpa

Celebrate by buying a big ol' bucket of vasaline and a classic hentai flick! :D  
 
Happy Birthday Dude!

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#57  Edited By eroticfishcake
@Mikl: How so? With a few million people in the world it's not that surprising.
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#58  Edited By xCompanionxCubex

I have a few friends who share my birthday as well, including my old best friend, it was amusing to find out though, i even share it with my aunt

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#59  Edited By deusdigit
@i69edUrGpa said:
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Celebrate by buying a big ol' bucket of vasaline and a classic hentai flick! :D  
 
Happy Birthday Dude!

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Its not a dude :O
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Hooray! Now go do 18 year old stuff.

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#61  Edited By dbz1995
@eroticfishcake said:
" @luce: I have a fear of young people, I grunt whenever I bend to pick up objects off the floor and nearly everyone in my college year is younger than me. It's very hard to feel young... "
If I say the word 'vagina' to you, what do you do?
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#62  Edited By eroticfishcake
@dbz1995 said:

" @eroticfishcake said:

" @luce: I have a fear of young people, I grunt whenever I bend to pick up objects off the floor and nearly everyone in my college year is younger than me. It's very hard to feel young... "
If I say the word 'vagina' to you, what do you do? "
I would consider it an important organ for use in recreation so that the human race (or any other species for that matter) can produce offspring  to avoid the extinction of their lineage.
 
Yeah...
 
Also I prefer to say Va-Jay-Jay. It's more..."snazzy" so to speak.
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#63  Edited By Weatherman

Happy birthday :P
I remember when I turned 18 , i got drunk alone in a bar , then walked 5 miles ( could have taken the bus , but...why bother ? X_X ) , completely wasted , back home , where I swiftly passed out on the couch.
oooh good times :)

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#64  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@luce said:
" @eroticfishcake said:
" @xCompanionxCubex: Enjoy it while you can. It's all fun and games until you hit 20...as I am very soon... "
you're only as old as you feel =} "
im 80 years old ?
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#65  Edited By Tireyo

Well, you can vote now and legally order things from the TV and Online if you live in the U.S. 
 
*and buy tobacco and play lottery but that's about it.

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#66  Edited By GreggD
@Dethfish77 said:
" Wait, the Companion Cube just turned 18 today? Oh no. "
Oh, yes. We can finally consummate our relationship. :P
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@GreggD said:
" @Dethfish77 said:
" Wait, the Companion Cube just turned 18 today? Oh no. "
Oh, yes. We can finally consummate our relationship. :P "
...And by that you mean? :P
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#68  Edited By eroticfishcake
@Ahmad_Metallic: Do you have arthritis? Do you unknowlingly shit/piss yourself? Do you find young people intimitating?
 
If so, then yes. You are 80 years old.
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#69  Edited By BlackHeronBlue

congrats, now you can legally go die for you cuntry but can't get a drink :)

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#70  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@eroticfishcake said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic: Do you have arthritis? Do you unknowlingly shit/piss yourself? Do you find young people intimitating?  If so, then yes. You are 80 years old. "

you said "as old as you feel" and now you speak of physical weaknesses ? 
 
Edit: i mean Luco said so
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#71  Edited By eroticfishcake
@Ahmad_Metallic: I find that if you think you do it's any different then actually having them.
 
I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
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#72  Edited By Black_Raven
@Weatherman said:
" Happy birthday :P I remember when I turned 18 , i got drunk alone in a bar , then walked 5 miles ( could have taken the bus , but...why bother ? X_X ) , completely wasted , back home , where I swiftly passed out on the couch. oooh good times :) "
You walked 5 miles? That's impressive, last time I got drunk I couldn't make it down my driveway.
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#73  Edited By SikhCuz

lol i turned 18 on the 27th of september.. im not that mutch older then u >.<

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#74  Edited By pwnasaurus

congrats your one year closer to death
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#75  Edited By imhuntad

Congrats! Interesting you'd want to share that on the internet to thousands/millions of strangers. Oh well, not my info.

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#76  Edited By Alex_Murphy
@luce said:
"you're only as old as you feel =} "
That's the same thing I said, but Chris Hanson disagreed with me.
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#77  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@JakJ: HAHAHAHAHAH now that's the best @JakJ said:
" @Burns098356GX said:
" Its pretty much downhill at 18. "
Nah, college will be pretty kickass. After that though, you realize what a long and horrible thing life is. The real fucked up part is the older you get the more soul crushing and tedious it becomes, yet the faster it goes by -  speeding you towards death at a rate inconceivable to you when you were a fresh-faced 18 year old. It comes to you one night, laying in bed trying to go to sleep, that the window of doing anything meaningful with your life is now about as wide as an ant's asshole. You wasted your youth, are trapped in middle age, and the only years left to follow your dreams are going to be the shitty, medicare-y ones. You wonder where all the time went, how a world that once seemed so endless and full of possiblity when you were young has disappeared so quickly, leaving only the ugly, brutal reality you find yourself imprisoned in. Where did it go wrong? You slide the barrel of the 9mm handgun in your mouth, then bite down on the cold black metal in between your teeth. You wish to God He gave out second chances. The thoughts of everything you should of or would of done, who you could have been, cascade through your mind in vicious currents of nostalgia. The last thing you feel is your finger tightening on the trigger. Happy Birthday. "
Now thats the best thing I've read all year especially the last part!
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#78  Edited By Gunner

I smoked my first cigar on my 18th birthday, the last cigar i will probably ever smoke.

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#79  Edited By JakJ
@ShaunassNZ: Glad you got it :) Was afraid I crossed the line between ridiculous dark humor and bad emo story telling.
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#80  Edited By pwnasaurus
@JakJ:
oh by all means i nearly woke my entire family at 1 in the morning laugh so hard at that
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#81  Edited By ShaunassNZ
@JakJ: Yes make more and pm me when you do, serious I'd love to read them!
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#82  Edited By ch3burashka

Remember - always wear a rubber.