About Deutsch..

I've recently stumbled on some channel that speaks.. I think "Deutsch" and I've asked my friend, he said it was.. probably some language spoken in Deutschland, located somewhere in Germany.
So the question is, how is it pronounced? Deutsch: do-shh/douche and Deutschland - "do-shh-land/douche-land" or am I completely off-course?

Deutschland = Germany  
So Berlin would be "located in Deutschland"  
 
And .. I can't spell how it's pronounced though. 
Bit it's not Doucheland that's for sure, even though it sounds better =D  
 
@GunnBjorn: Yeah, that's probably a good explanation.  
Doy-tsh-land

" I've recently stumbled on some channel that speaks.. I think "Deutsch" and I've asked my friend, he said it was.. probably some language spoken in Deutschland, located somewhere in Germany. So the question is, how is it pronounced? Deutsch: do-shh/douche and Deutschland - "do-shh-land/douche-land" or am I completely off-course? "

Deutschland is Germany in German, and so Deutsch is the German language when you are speaking German. And so unless you speak German as your primary language then you call this language German, unless of course you do speak German as your first language in which case you should have known what language it was ;-p. As for the pronunctuation I believe it is DOY-CH-LAND.
 
Unless of course you are not spelling it right and are actually meaning Dutch.

doy (as in toy)-ch (as in check)-lund (as in lunch). 
 
Also, this.
 

DOY-TCH-LAND. It's Germany, not a part of Germany. So now you no that nowhere is awesome enough to be called doucheland.