Always blow on the pie!

damn police. Always telling me to blow on my pie.

Very wise words indeed.

I was hoping for something else...

My friend got "pulled over" by a drunk cop. I was sitting in the back. It was like 3 AM and we were already parked on the side of the road. I was drunk and there were two girls with us. They were mostly sober. I remember most of it. The cop asked for my friend's license, and when my friend went to pull it out of his wallet the cop freaked out and told him to get out of the car. My friend got out and basically just stood there, then the cop bends in the car and looks straight at me and says, "Ohhhh Mr. "my last name", you again." And for the record, I still swear I've never seen this cop. Then the cop starts goin' on about how bad of a kid I am and tells everyone in the car that he remembers trying to coax me out of a house, and I wouldn't come out. I was drunk, so I wasn't sure what the fuck was goin' on. He must have been thinking of one of my family members or something. Then out of nowhere he turns to my friend (the driver), and gives him his license back and says get the fuck out of here. The girls tell me he was definitely drunk.
 
That's all I got.

I was on the way to a rave with 4 other people in my car. Everything was fine and we were almost there when this cop comes out of nowhere and cuts us off. He had his lights on and everythings so I pull to the side of the road, along with 2 other cars that I assume were going to the same place since they'd been riding my bumper pretty close for about a mile. Cop comes up to the window, asks for license blah blah blah, apparently I was going 80 in a 50 zone. First time I'd been pulled over so I was a bit nervous but I tell him the truth that I did not any sign that said it was a 50 zone. Cop asks us if we have any illegal drugs on us and lets us go. No idea what happened to the other 2 cars. I just just glad he let me off with just a warning since two of the guys in the backseat were drug dealers with as bunch of E on them and it was my sister's car so...to say the least we were god damn lucky.

If all cops had a sense of humor like that (or at all, really), the world would be a much better place. 
 
Now we just need to figure out what that can be an euphemism for...

I never blow on the pie. I am a O.G. and just eat it like a BOSS!

Hahahaha, I love that cops response, I thought he was going to tell him off.

I would tell a story, but it involves weed, so I don't think the mods may be happy.

I was shooting a movie with some of my friends, and we were using swords for a fight scene. Some guy called the cops on us because we were allegedly scaring his child. He proceeded to shout at us for thirty minutes until the police showed up and told us to go home. 
 
EDIT: That video made me laugh really hard.

" I was hoping for something else... "