Answer above , Ask bellow

A) Internet. The conversation ALWAYS turns to politics somehow.

Q) How are we going to get away from the subject of politics?

A) Its the intenet and people want to feel smart or politically active although 95% of them dont vote or read a fucking newspaper.  Oh and trolling.

Q) Dont you agree that (Religious Group) and (political affiliation) stupid and lame and not smart like we enlightened (Different Religious Group and or Political Affiliation)?

A. By asking a question not about politics.

A) Waffles no contest

Q) South Park Or Family Guy?

A) Is neither an answer? If not, Family Guy

Q) This.... or That?

A) Is neither an answer? If not, That

Q) Whats your next big purchase going to be?

A) Nothing for a while, but I know what I want it to be. An HDTV

Q) Where's ma hat?

A) On ya head.

Q) If everything's alright, why is the sky in flames?

A) I'm not sure. The skys blue, and I've never seen blue flames.

Q) Am I the only one not seeing flames in the sky?

A) You're just not looking hard enough.

Q) Is anyone else starting college this year?

A) not me, infact i'm finishing it next year

A) Kirk (easily)

A) Have no clue.


Q) I'm wide awake and it's late at night, so do you know anyway to put me to sleep?

A) Yes, but it depends on whether or not you want to be alive the next morning...

Q) Do you like Waffles?

A) Hell yeah especially one's with soap and peanuts in them (Invader Zim reference)

Q) Who else likes soap and peanuts?

A) MEEEE!!! I WAS THE TURKEY ALLL ALOOOOONG!! (Anyone who can't pick up a Zim reference needs to be forcefed soap and peanuts :P)

Q) Why is Dib's head so big? WHY?!

A) Because of excessive HGH (Human growth hormone) and of course genetic !!!

Q) Do you play point and click adventure games ?

A) Only when the mood is right.

Q) Play any instruments?

A) Yes I play guitar, bass and piano :D

Q) Do you enjoy folding paper?

A) I dont enjoy it, but i'm determined to fold this piece of paper 7 times to get to the moon!

Q) Jade Goodie, or the destruction of the entire human race?

A) cause you'r a lame person Ahmad

A) Might if I knew who the hell he was.

Q) Air Freshener, Pot Pouri, or both?

A) Insense and Febreze

Q) How could you not know who Jay Leno is?

A) I don't know. Even I know who Jay Leno is. 

Q) Will I get in trouble if I test my own nuclear missile?

A) No, they'll just ask you to come back to the 'table', and accept more food aid in exchange for not testing another bomb.

Q) Don't you wish YOU were Kim Jong-Il?

A) A man who may or may not be on the verge of death, who is the head of a nuclear-capable state that is unable to feed itself.

Q) Don't you wish users would employ the search features modern web browsers include?

A) Yes.



Q) It's late at night, do you know where your children are?

A) Shit?! I have children?!

Q) Do you think Chris Moyles is a total prick? I do. Although, to his credit he doesn't seem to mind taking the piss out of himself.

A) no not really, does get irritating and he looks like a hobo

B) what came first the chicken or the egg?

A) I am guessing they both came first !!!

Q) What games are you planning to buy during summer ? (only for summer )

A) inFamous, Tiger 10

Q) What will the final score be tonight in the Champions league final

A) 3-2 Barca

Q) What's a better sports-league format: League Table or Playoff?

A) no idea

B) what do you think?

A) League Table.

Q) Who's the moron who sent a bottle of Afri Cola to the bombcast and claimed it's an energy drink?

A) Probably you

Q) Who thinks there is more than one German user of Giant Bomb?

A) I would like to think I'm the only one :D And no, I would never sent something as disgusting as Afri Cola anywhere. Not even to people I don't like. Mouthrape from Hitler did describe the taste very precise.

Q) Have you seen my picture of the Internet Telephone Booth? Why not?

A) Nope, I haven't.

Q) Where can I see this picture?

A) Who knows?

Q) Do you know?

A) No...

Q) Do you?

A) YES

Q) Are you the one who can save us all?

A) Nope, you're screwed.


Q) It's late at night, do you know where your children are?

A) My wife says she doesn't have time to produce some children, so they are still in the cloud of endless possibilities waiting to become reality.

Q) What will North Korea do next?

A) start a chain of coffee houses

A) Which one?

Q) Did you see what I did thar?

Q) You tried to be funny and succeeded only moderatly.
A) Where am I right now?

A) Not where you should be

A) Of corse wee do!1!!1

Q) I just bought COD4 a couple days ago...was this a good buy?

a) yes an amazingly good buy

q) why didn't you buy it sooner