@laserbolts said:
@Buzzkill Are you talking about that shaman herb stuff? That stuff is fucked.
No I found a reliable consistent guy who was not only transparent with me but we've had a few dialogues on the phone together. He used cold water filtering and not acetone to break down his product then apply it to lush lobe-leaf Damania plant which is a natural aphrodisiac and part of the fox glove family. It's strong and lasted about 30 minutes which was perfect for me so I could continue my days without being a pile of jello or slobbering fuck. Also at 108 an oz it was the perfect price compared to what people tell me real stuff costs. The latest sweeping ban on synthetics tho now uses very broad and vague language stating "any chemical producing a cannibis or canniboid like effect" so that pretty much screwed it for everyone. Since I'll never willing do anything illegal that was the end of it for me, but it was perfect timing as I'd already kicked the booze, gotten back in shape and feel amazing. It genuinely saved my life.
You see I was depressed, so I drank, so my health became poor and I got really fat. I'm normally a 180 guy and I was up to 265 at my worst drinking a pint of hard booze a day. I wasn't about to go to a hospital for detox because it came with all sorts of bullshit AA programs attached so they can milk your wallet with bullshit therapy. I researched on my own and came to the conclusion that the chemical THC has an amazing effect on killing one's desire for drinking. Then I had to consider the possibility of a medical MJ card which they do allow in my state, but since the feds still consider it illegal, I wasn't going to give the feds any excuse to enter my personal life for any reason at all. This left me with one last choice, the synthetic market of spices. I started with K2, a grown man never having smoked anything at the age of 32 trying to roll this pink potpouri shit into a paper and it literally took me about a month and an OZ of product before my virgin lungs could properly take one good hit. That K2 Shit is really harsh and not safe for you tho which eventually led me to my good supplier.
Once I got the hang of it, the very next day I only wanted a few drinks, the day after that zero. I'd try to stop drinking on my own before but my body would SCREAM for calories and keep me up in the middle of the night with a gurgling stomach and mild shakes. I never got as bad as tremors but for someone not use to shakes I could notice it in my hands. Also when you have booze in your stomach for years it pickles it, so after stopping the tissue of my stomach lining would be bruised and ache worse than the worst bends you can imagine. This made it impossible to try and quit on my own until I got the Synthetic weed due to its mind numbing effect to help make sure that wasn't an issue. Munchies WERE an issue, but again I was not only on a plan to kick the booze, but to lose weight to help kick my depression so I would use light smoking sessions to control when I would be hungry, then when anything I ate would taste AMAZING I made sure to eat filling healthy things such as fruits and veggies. Last but not least, smoking dehydrates you so it became the perfect excuse to drink 6+ glasses a water a day which helps you feel full and burn calories like crazy.
I dropped 85lbs without exercise which left me a bit doughy but now I'm at a healthy weight I can do the proper cardio to strengthen and tone my body without having a heart attack. I can't suggest people follow in my footsteps because it's illegal now, and due to the alcohol industry / amount of bars in this country it likely never will be, but if the day does come and you need serious help without all the judgement and bullshit attached, mary jane is the way to go. It saved not only my health but also my sanity from the downward spiral of booze making me fatter, which made me more depressed, which made me drink more and get fatter ect..
Best of luck to any of you who are in my former situation.
Here are some before and after pictures. Remember, 1 pint of hard liquor a day and almost clinical depression. To fix that it required no exercise, just a relaxing smoke and proper diet.
2011 before1before2 2012 after1after2
From these days onward I warn all my friends that alcohol is the worst poison you can put in your body. I'm living proof.
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