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#1 Edited by lavaman77 (623 posts) -

*Conspiracy. damn spell checker and my brain failed me.

I find them pretty hilarious to watch but i can't help but feel disconnected after watching it. It's like walking out of a theater after a SAW film.

I wonder if all of them are serious though?

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#2 Posted by MrCandleguy (915 posts) -

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

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#3 Posted by Dexter_Morgan_ (317 posts) -

Which ones exactly? From my experience there are like 100 different Illuminati conspiracy theories.

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#4 Posted by Seedofpower (4065 posts) -

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

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#5 Edited by lavaman77 (623 posts) -

@Dexter_Morgan_ said:

Which ones exactly? From my experience there are like 100 different Illuminati conspiracy theories.

Mainly the ones that show "prove" that Hollywood is part of the Illuminati like this one. The very large number of them and the insanity of their focus makes me REALLY uncomfortable. Seriously just how many of these people are out there?

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Who?

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#6 Posted by MrCandleguy (915 posts) -

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

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#7 Edited by ThePhantomnaut (6420 posts) -

eSports and boxing.

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#8 Posted by Doctorchimp (4190 posts) -

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

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#9 Posted by Dexter_Morgan_ (317 posts) -

@lavaman77: You should stop now if you are already unnerved by this stuff. It only gets worse. Trust me.

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#10 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

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#11 Posted by Harkat (1171 posts) -

OK, someone clearly has to link us a best-of from this Hitman fella.

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#12 Posted by NekuCTR (1712 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

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#13 Posted by MrCandleguy (915 posts) -

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

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#14 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

@MrCandleguy said:

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

Dude got his own memes. To me, he's like a legend. And hearing stories about him makes this image even stronger.

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#15 Posted by lavaman77 (623 posts) -

@Dexter_Morgan_ said:

@lavaman77: You should stop now if you are already unnerved by this stuff. It only gets worse. Trust me.

I know I've seen too much. Youtube is like a vortex, you get sucked form a cat video to cult/conspiracy videos to various other insanity.... It's overwhelming at times. Some of these people that make the videos are no doubt schizophrenic to some degree.

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#16 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (58 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

Dude got his own memes. To me, he's like a legend. And hearing stories about him makes this image even stronger.

What are you guys talking about, I saw him posting recently. Unless I mistook him for an imposter. HitmanAgen47?

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#17 Posted by TruthTellah (9811 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

Dude got his own memes. To me, he's like a legend. And hearing stories about him makes this image even stronger.

Even after talking to him, I still don't believe that HitmanAgent47 is real. He's just an urban legend made up to scare young duders.

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#18 Posted by Doctorchimp (4190 posts) -

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

Dude got his own memes. To me, he's like a legend. And hearing stories about him makes this image even stronger.

What are you guys talking about, I saw him posting recently. Unless I mistook him for an imposter. HitmanAgen47?

Yeah that's totally a different dude. I thought that was him too. But it's just another guy who liked Hitman.

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/hitmanagent47/

The man had a shtick and he stuck with it. Reading his blogs or sending him a PM was like playing the weirdest alternate reality game, except there wasn't a shitty product on the other end.

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#19 Posted by Firepaw (3065 posts) -

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Perfect. The Legend lives on.

As for the videos themselves, I haven't watched them, but it seems like there is around a 50/50 split between people who are serious about the Illuminati and the rest is just joking / trolling...

Online
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#20 Posted by MrCandleguy (915 posts) -

I LOVE the turn this thread took. Mention HitmanAgent47 and it can derail any thread. This is his power. His legacy.

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#21 Posted by jking47 (1290 posts) -

I like how this has turned into a HitmanAgent47 tribute thread, but yeah, that guy was fucking awesome. Should not have got banned, he was a staple of the community at that point.

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#22 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (58 posts) -

Who knows, perhaps he's still here among us....

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Not in a spiritual sense, but in a lurky one.

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#23 Posted by Seedofpower (4065 posts) -

@Doctorchimp said:

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

Dude got his own memes. To me, he's like a legend. And hearing stories about him makes this image even stronger.

What are you guys talking about, I saw him posting recently. Unless I mistook him for an imposter. HitmanAgen47?

Yeah that's totally a different dude. I thought that was him too. But it's just another guy who liked Hitman.

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/hitmanagent47/

The man had a shtick and he stuck with it. Reading his blogs or sending him a PM was like playing the weirdest alternate reality game, except there wasn't a shitty product on the other end.

Yeah this is the post from the link.

Important, most new green accounts are like the same alt accounts. He's cyberstalking me, maybe because it's summer so he has free time. He keeps trying to make me sign a treaty, not realising no one is going to give him a real signature. Promising I never talking about this hacker, or I break the treaty. We had an agreement, but he amended it saying he can stalk and contact me for emergencies? He hacked this site before the psn incident, it's not related but this site has really low security. He has all of your passwords and emails, he's already downloaded it. The site doesn't want to fix it's vulnerabilities. I have contacted my lawyer and various other ppl, they know about this hacker, stalker. We are still in an early phase, but just to let him know, we will be pressing the maxium amount of charges on you when we are ready. It's just a matter of time, i'm not signing a treaty because it exposes my signature and lets you continue to hack the site and to hack me, without letting me say anything about it. It's your tactic, if I don't talk, you get away with everything. To the word treaty, shove it and your mentally ill to think anyone will go along with this. I will not read your post, I'll just delete it, you have to talk to me on the forum, otherwise I won't read the pm, just delete it. Same with any wallpost, I will see it, but I won't read it. It's too bad this site doesn't have an ignore list, letting stalkers try to stalk and hack you non stop.
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#24 Posted by lavaman77 (623 posts) -

It's confirmed, Giant Bomb members are part of a branch of the Illuminati. Hitman47 is their leader.

Seriously fastest thread derail ever! i wanted to talk about crazy locos. :(

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#25 Posted by scalpel (326 posts) -

@Doctorchimp said:

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@NekuCTR said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Doctorchimp said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@Seedofpower said:

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

Oh man, his good bye update post was great.

There was a goodbye post?! I haven't seen this.

Yeah what?

HitmanAgent47 was the absolute best fucking thing about these forums. Why did he get banned?

Does he still play with giantbomb's PC community? Dude had the best PC advice.

I regret not using the forums at the time he was active. Seeing him in action must have been great.

He was great... No, he was the best... but war. War never changes.

I remember a thread I created which was about when you googled Giantbomb he was one of the mini links that came up. Those were the glory days..

Though, i don't actually know why he got banned.

Dude got his own memes. To me, he's like a legend. And hearing stories about him makes this image even stronger.

What are you guys talking about, I saw him posting recently. Unless I mistook him for an imposter. HitmanAgen47?

Yeah that's totally a different dude. I thought that was him too. But it's just another guy who liked Hitman.

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/hitmanagent47/

The man had a shtick and he stuck with it. Reading his blogs or sending him a PM was like playing the weirdest alternate reality game, except there wasn't a shitty product on the other end.

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#26 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

If the Illuminati does exist they sure as Hell wouldn't leave tell-tale signs everywhere for the tin-foil hat crowd to pick up on. I'm not against the idea completely, but I think that if there is an Illuminati they operate very far back behind the scenes and in complete secrecy. The pyramid is just a pyramid.

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#27 Posted by Jack268 (3370 posts) -

I can't believe it's almost a year since HitmanAgent47 disappeared. Holy shit.

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#28 Posted by mfpantst (2654 posts) -

Oh hitman. You and I got into such a long argument over FEMA once. You were and are wrong but it was such a great discussion

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#29 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -

You guys liked that guy? I always thought he was a twat.

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#30 Posted by Brunchies (2501 posts) -

HitmanAgent47, is that the guy that had all those amazing conspiracy theories and always went on crazy rants, I remember him on these forums from late 09, I'm mostly a lurker.

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#31 Posted by Jayzilla (2705 posts) -

it was over a year ago. at the time when bin laden died that he got banned. i heard from multiple confidential sources that the ban was his cover. his way into pakistan.

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#32 Edited by FilipHolm (689 posts) -

I find myself cracking up as soon as someone mentions Hitman's name.

Edit: Oh, and those Illuminati videos are hilarious. The things people find...

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#33 Posted by N7 (4159 posts) -

I was eating toast the other day, but it wasn't as goopy as it usually was. ILLUMINATI.
 
People are crazy. But at least they have something to keep themselves busy with.

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#34 Posted by Eidderf (521 posts) -

I remember that Hitman guy (though I'm more of a lurker so never talked to him), he made some big thread about Kanye West being part of the illuminati and also supposedly video evidence of rihanna admiting she was too (or something to that effect)

It was all very entertaining, I'm sure there was another illuminati thread recently and a Hitman sounding guy appeared in it, but perhaps he was just trolling or something.

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#35 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -

So this is the HitmanAgent47 remembrance thread now? Cool. R.I.P, Hitman, you legend among men. We didn't see your beauty for what it was and you paid the ultimate price for us.

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#36 Posted by pyromagnestir (4474 posts) -

I didn't really pay much attention to the forums until this past year, so I never knew who Hitman was, but I looked back at some older posts and threads I made recently, and noticed Hitman responded to me in one of them. That blew my mind. Rich Gallup also did, before I knew who he was, but that blew my mind way less.

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#37 Posted by BananaHead (12 posts) -

At first it was really funny and then it became borin

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#38 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

I heard that if you say HitmanAgent47 in front of a mirror 3 times , illuminati shows up or some weird shit like that .... I have done this but with my tinfoil hat on .... I worries that something nasty happens D: if I dont use it.

As for the illuminati vids ... yes I have seen them , I like to know what other people think , I still think it just a bunch of coincidences that makes it seem that a mighty group is in control , but I dont believe in Illuminati being in control , or that they actually exist.

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#40 Posted by The_Tolman (460 posts) -

They're stupid videos for stupid people. Nothing but garbage that is just as much mind control as the videos claim the government is doing. Thread over.

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#43 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -

Let's pretend be to smart and sophisticated by denying the fact that humans throughout history have conspired in small and grand schemes. Yes, we're sophisticated and realistic, we deny facts. 
 
"Lol conspiracy theorists make me laugh, wear your tin foil hats!" 
Your turn!

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#44 Posted by castermhief117 (819 posts) -

If the Illuminati existed and were powerful as told, these videos and conspiracies wouldn't exist. Their original creators would be dead. 

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#45 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -
@AhmadMetallic
Let's pretend be to smart and sophisticated by denying the fact that humans throughout history have conspired in small and grand schemes. Yes, we're sophisticated and realistic, we deny facts. 
 
"Lol conspiracy theorists make me laugh, wear your tin foil hats!" 
Your turn!
It's more along the lines of denying that a tiny group of people like the theoretical Illuminati somehow control every major aspect of Western Civilization because that shit is fucking stupid.
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#46 Posted by Seedofpower (4065 posts) -

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Jeff wouldn't agree. He must be apart of the Illuminati.

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#47 Posted by FilipHolm (689 posts) -

We should have a secret place where we gather all of Hitman's memes. They can really save a bad day.

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#48 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -

@MrCandleguy said:

R.I.P HitmanAgent47

First thing I thought of. God rest his beautiful, beautiful soul.

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#49 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

@MariachiMacabre said:

@AhmadMetallic
Let's pretend be to smart and sophisticated by denying the fact that humans throughout history have conspired in small and grand schemes. Yes, we're sophisticated and realistic, we deny facts.

"Lol conspiracy theorists make me laugh, wear your tin foil hats!"
Your turn!
It's more along the lines of denying that a tiny group of people like the theoretical Illuminati somehow control every major aspect of Western Civilization because that shit is fucking stupid.

It's more along the line that most conspiracy theories are dumb as shit.