Apple's New Laptop! The future is now!

Oh, the Onion...

I <3 The Onion

lol the onion is fantastic

"It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around"

That reporter said "dick."

That thing is fucked, seems super slow.

""It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around"

That reporter said "dick."

That thing is fucked, seems super slow."

"ThomasP said:

""It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around"

That reporter said "dick."

That thing is fucked, seems super slow."

You do realize that this is just a parody... right?"

gotta love the onion

Lol "I'll buy anything thats shiny and made by apple"
whats great about that is I know a dude who pretty much would give Steve jobs a stevejob for anything apple.

The onion is awesome, also, that sudoku killer bit at the end made me chuckle.

oh soooooo cleverrrr

i love how they take the most absurd idea and commit to it so well, and make it so convincing. they have a mock media gathering and a fake apple guy showing off the hardware, and even made up an operating system.....where does the onion get the money for all of this, it seems a bit pricey to make a thing like this? its nowhere near the quality of the giant bomb too human video though. 

lol for a moment I thought it was real :D

I still love the piece the Onion about Miley Cyrus being depleted by 2010 or something like that along the lines of Britney Spears. Comic genius.

"I still love the piece the Onion about Miley Cyrus being depleted by 2010 or something like that along the lines of Britney Spears. Comic genius."

""It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around"

Nothing is more simple to use than a single big button.

lol nice.

I feel like an idiot, I thought it was real until I read the replies.

Oh god, this is too funny.  They went too far.  You see how filled up that freaking place is, and so many of that mock up.  Just looks too real.  And the fact that the screen is actually working with the wheel.  Man, too much.

it was funny when they were like 'he spent 40 minutes sending and email to his friend". then on the screen it was like one sentance