Are having baths manly?

Baths are for cool people.

I don't have a bath :(

@Animasta said:

@LooseChange said:

Only if you call your best guy friend to have small talk while taking a bubble bath.

why would you take a phone into the bathtub, that just sounds dumb.

Yeah, I usually just bring my toaster make some toast while I'm there.

Well, I don't know about manly but I can tell you baths are gross as fuck. Who wants to sit around in dirty water?

The Roman, Byzantine, and Ottoman empires all saw the virtue in having a good bath, and they collectively conquered like half the known world.Would you go up to Trajan or Mehmd and call him a pansy?

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

@Animasta said:

@LooseChange said:

Only if you call your best guy friend to have small talk while taking a bubble bath.

why would you take a phone into the bathtub, that just sounds dumb.

Yeah, I usually just bring my toaster make some toast while I'm there.

LOL

Weirdly enough my house was always the other way around. Baths were manly and showers were for girls.

@awe_stuck said:

@__Ab4iFuRu18__ said:

Baths feel better but there bad for your skin.

I shower, then have a bath. But yes baths are bad for your skin

Dude what are you doing. You take a bath then you shower.

@DefaultProphet said:

Weirdly enough my house was always the other way around. Baths were manly and showers were for girls.

@awe_stuck said:

@__Ab4iFuRu18__ said:

Baths feel better but there bad for your skin.

I shower, then have a bath. But yes baths are bad for your skin

Dude what are you doing. You take a bath then you shower.

The bath makes my skin relax, shower tenses. I want to relax my skin. I'm already clean....

no they arent manly, but that shouldnt stop you lol

Are you manly?

I have nothing against baths. As a matter of fact, after reading this thread, I decided to take a bath and let me just say I feel fucking fantastic. It's literally been years since I've taken a bath. Now it's something I might start doing every now and then.

Also, I have now decided that in place of a GT-R to signify "I've made it," I'm aiming for a big ass hot tub of stupid proportions.

I don't think they're manly but I don't think they're feminine either. Really though, it doesn't matter, as long as you're not harming anyone else do what you feel like.

Did you light candles too?

You should have asked is having bubble baths manly. Baths, in and of themselves, are asexual. Besides, a steaming hot bath after a hard days work...that's satisfying.

Not caring whether it's manly or not is manly.

@Jimbo said:

The Romans used to have baths all the time, and they were manly as fuck.

They also frequently put their nono bits inside young men in these baths. Not that I am arguing that that isn't manly, just making the point.

I take baths like 99% of the time, I like to relax and listen to some music for half an hour.

I never shower.

As long as you come out clean, who cares.

Don't know, don't care.

If you enjoy it then go for it. I never found it to be particularly feminine.

I don't like baths, the idea of sitting there in my own filth is not appealing.

@Mmmslash said:

@Jimbo said:

The Romans used to have baths all the time, and they were manly as fuck.

They also frequently put their nono bits inside young men in these baths. Not that I am arguing that that isn't manly, just making the point.

Yeah, some pretty hardcore manliness went on in there. lol

I'm telling you guys right now, a bath with a cold beer is one of the most amazing things you can do.

... Really? Really? Who honestly gives a damn if baths are manly or not? As long as you clean yourself in someway, then it doesn't matter how manly it is. If 'manliness' is really a factor towards anything you do (i.e. everyone on these forums), then you are sad.

Oh. Cool. I got a Killjoy medal...

@BlinkyTM said:

@Mmmslash said:

@Jimbo said:

The Romans used to have baths all the time, and they were manly as fuck.

They also frequently put their nono bits inside young men in these baths. Not that I am arguing that that isn't manly, just making the point.

Yeah, some pretty hardcore manliness went on in there. lol

Romosexuals were the manliest of all.

Stewing in a pile of your own shitty, sweaty bodily fluids is just about the manliest thing you can do.
 
So, yes.

The original post made me laugh out loud, for some reason. Just how they phrased "but I really loved that bath..." Forbidden love...

I would probably take more baths if I could actually fit in my tub comfortably. I either have to sit up and my upper body is cold, or lie down like I'm supposed to, but my legs are sticking out. Plus, stewing in your own stank is gross after the water becomes lukewarm.

Now if I had one of those fancy jacuzzi tubs in the bathroom, that'll be a different story.

@Jimbo said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@Mmmslash said:

@Jimbo said:

The Romans used to have baths all the time, and they were manly as fuck.

They also frequently put their nono bits inside young men in these baths. Not that I am arguing that that isn't manly, just making the point.

Yeah, some pretty hardcore manliness went on in there. lol

Romosexuals were the manliest of all.

Exactly, it's only manly if you're Roman.

Worried that baths aren't manly enough? Do what manly men do and turn on the shower, stop the drain, and lay down.

Manly factor intact.

Your parents are tools.

Baths are manly if you rip ass and masturbate to an 80s action movie while you take the bath.

The only reason I dont take more baths is because I'm to tall for my tub to be comfortable.

Doing feminine things with pride is manly.

No, never take a bath again. In fact I would play it safe, and not allow water to touch your body at all. Especially 'down there'...

Listen to me, and wemen may find you manly again.

As long as there is another man with you.

I see no problem with taking a bath.

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@tfsteefs said:

y'all have some caveman-like perceptions of gender

Cavemen were manly.

Baths are pretty awesome.  No need to feel ashamed.

It's not manly unless you're tripping off bath salts bra.

@James_ex_machina said:

Do what ya like. My question is how do you get clean in a tub of your dirty water? A person washes themself and the dirt floats in the water around you. Then you pull the plug to let the water out meanwhile soap and dirt cling to you while the water swirls down the drain. People say pissing in a shower is gross. Taking a bath sounds disgusting.

@rbanke said:

I'm 34 and can't remember the last time I took a bath, but I wouldn't say that you aren't manly because you like one. I like showers because its faster not because its manly.

Also, Clint Eastwood is manly and he loves a bath...just before blowing a mans head off.

@DrPockets000 said:

Baths are manly if you rip ass and masturbate to an 80s action movie while you take the bath.

This. This. Oh, and this.

Also I agree with the comments that baths are like sitting in a soup of your own filth. However I don't actually have access to a bath, nor do I have the patience to deal with soaking in one, so I shower.

Sure.

It's not a problem I have to think about :p

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Were there candles? if there are candles it's not Manly... otherwise yeah s'fine!

Baths are great.

Sex in the bath is even better.

I hope you shower before taking a bath...

The Big Lebowski takes baths.
 
Ain't no better proof that it's manly.